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Dareon posted:I would actually watch a movie with that premise. Impressionable young new homeowner moves into spooky house, discovers each new haunting has a completely mundane, yet still hazardous, explanation, fixes them with the help of a friendly neighbor who works as a contractor. Stinger is talking with some of his local coworkers about all this, and someone goes "Uh... we haven't had a local contractor in this town for years, the last guy died in an electrical accident in the house next to yours." Puts it up on the market with 'Haunted by friendly home maintenance ghost'
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Is that where slenderman lives.
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Doing dishes while sitting sounds wonderful!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Puts it up on the market with 'Haunted by friendly home maintenance ghost' Sign me the hell up, please.
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Bad Munki posted:Sign me the hell up, please. Right? Sounds like a good way to start a bidding war.
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Jaguars! posted:A terrified man, curled up in the corner in the fetal position, after realizing his house isn't haunted. That spooky creaking - a floor joist settling onto a subsiding pile. The arrhythmic hissing - a water supply tee slowly disintegrating. Hideous moaning - windwhistle in termite holes. Ghoul rattling it's chains? - A Federal Pacific Stab-Lok panel lid, clanking in the wind. There was a canadian show with that premise. Paranormal Home inspectors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbd_8jV-Ujs Apologies if I'm being captain obvious
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There's probably a haunted house story where it tries to drive its inhabitants insane but they're already burnt out millennials who welcome death so it gives up, and/or teams up with them against the landlord
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Messadiah posted:Doing dishes while sitting sounds wonderful! Except in winter when you're going to burn radiator marks into your calves.
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 A bit of iron in the water.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's probably a haunted house story where it tries to drive its inhabitants insane but they're already burnt out millennials who welcome death so it gives up, and/or teams up with them against the landlord That's a lot like the premise Beetlejuice, honestly.
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Yooper posted:
Imagine the toilet.
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MH Knights posted:Imagine the toilet. My toilet is just really into Resident Evil cosplay 
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MH Knights posted:Imagine the toilet. They call that ‘toilet stahl’.
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nightchild12 posted:Tests show that .22lr will penetrate 4 or 5 interior walls or 3/4" of plywood, so it's not exactly safe to be shooting indoors or anywhere without a solid backstop. I used to rent a 3rd-floor condominium. Top floor of the building, and the place was in a wooded area and the roof needed major repairs. I had occasional leaks making colored patterns on the ceiling, but the really major problem was the squirrels that would infiltrate the attic. The condo association kept not spending money on what was needed, which was a complete roof repair, because the only people bothered by the holes in the roof were the people who owned units on the top floor, the rest were too dumb to understand that the damage would eventually effect their units as well. So all they'd do when the top floors complained enough was to hire a guy who'd set live traps in the attic space. One time I bumped into the guy as he was hauling out squirrels. He'd trapped *twenty-two loving squirrels*. Things were quiet for about a couple of weeks. I'd have sat up there with a belt-fed weapon if I thought it'd do any good. babyeatingpsychopath posted:I had forgotten it was trash day. That opossum was double-bagged inside a black plastic trash can in the summer sun for a week. After about 5 days, I took the can down to the curb because the smell was already getting pretty serious. Reminds me of this cheese my sister brought me back from France that was completely delicious, best cheese I've ever had, but managed to stink up the entire fridge and to a lesser extent the kitchen despite being contained in three nested ziploc bags. Phanatic fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Platystemon posted:They call that ‘toilet stahl’. 
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Messadiah posted:Doing dishes while sitting sounds wonderful! I hope you don't mind burning your calves on the radiator.
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 Saw this on my travels today. It's the full length of the driveway back to the house. Maybe 40-50 feet.
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my workshop sump went out during yesterday's insane rainstorm. I found to my chagrin that I'd left the post hole digger out in the weather for a very long time after I dug said sump. now, here's the thing about the post hole digger: I inherited it from some acquaintances who live a sort of country hoarder life. it looks like any other post hole digger, but the way I can tell it's mine is that there's a set of .22 bullet holes going through the handles. one day, the dude and his brother and nephew decided they'd spend an afternoon plugging one of his outbuildings. they fired some bothersome number of rounds into an almost literal broad side of a barn. they didn't bother to check what was inside. the building stood at the bottom of a small valley, so there was nowhere for the bullets to go when they went through Hardi-Panel and then the handle of a garden tool and then another set of Hardi-Panel. I'm not really some sort of like gunologist or gunonomist but I'd really recommend not firing anything larger than a Daisy Red Ryder in any residential sort of area.
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Residential area or not I wouldn't recommend firing any sort of firearm without a good reliable backstop. Something more bullet-resistant than a post-hole digger, for example.
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Yooper posted:
I've recently been dying fabric with rust and I accidentally stained my tub with rust water and it was a pain in the rear end to clean up... that tub is a total loss.
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I would definitely high five jumping jesus, and make many shits in the boob toilet.
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Better if it was Buddy Christ.
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That house was made of the finest materials 1989 had to offer and it fuckin rules.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/fromcainwthlove/status/1375593309784088579 That doesn't even have the craziest rooms
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Turns out the pope doesn't crap in the woods as he has a specially designed house.
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Sweet jumping jesus!
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I'm the Wile E. Coyote original painting in the Jesus Room.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I've recently been dying fabric with rust and I accidentally stained my tub with rust water and it was a pain in the rear end to clean up... that tub is a total loss. Of course if it wasn't white to start with, you're SOL.
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If whatever you’re dealing with is too fragile for acids, you can use an chelating agent like Evapo-Rust. It’s more expensive and you’re not supposed to dilute it, but it works great.
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The Glumslinger posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/fromcainwthlove/status/1375593309784088579 It looks like they got exactly what they wanted. What they wanted was bizarre and a little unsettling, but they are living their dream. Good for them.
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Moatman posted:You ever like your house so much that you painted it onto the dining room? It's like airbrushing your van onto your van and it rules.
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StormDrain posted:It's like airbrushing your van onto your van and it rules. Even the painter of the mural was annoyed by the asymmetry of the windows on the wings.
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StormDrain posted:It's like airbrushing your van onto your van and it rules. Vancursion.
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