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Feldegast42 posted:do you think this ever happened back in ancient egypt Good news for the boat captain: humanity will destroy itself
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Feldegast42 posted:do you think this ever happened back in ancient egypt canal of the pharaohs was closed when big boat got stuck
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Mar 26, 2021 14:02
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Feldegast42 posted:do you think this ever happened back in ancient egypt Imagine being the guy who crashed the royal barge
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Mar 26, 2021 14:16
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I'm sure there were plenty of ancient failsons.
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Mar 26, 2021 14:17
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ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMMED A MASSIVE CONTAINER SHIP INTO THE SUEZ CANAL. ITS JUST-IN-TIME MANUFACTURING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE GLOBAL TRADE STOPPED MOVING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EVER GIVEN. THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE AND THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN EXASPERATED SOUNDS AS THEY UNEARTHED THE BOW AND EVEN WHEN THE TUGBOATS MESSED UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUSED A 9.6 BILLION DOLLAR A DAY CRISIS IN INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO INVESTORS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE INVESTORS NEED TO DIVERSIFY THEIR PORTFOLIOS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ROUTES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY WATERWAY LESS LONELY BY BLOCKING ITS TRAFFIC. 3 WEEKS EXCLUDING UNLOADIng
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Mar 26, 2021 14:17
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lmao look at that big dumb boat
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Mar 26, 2021 14:26
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does the suez canal smell good
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Mar 26, 2021 14:27
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Flavius Aetass posted:I've done zero math on this but I feel like there's no way 200 helicopters could lift that thing a millimeter How about 200 of these? 
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Mar 26, 2021 14:28
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Glad we could all come together and laugh at the big dumb boat. 
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Mar 26, 2021 14:32
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SplitSoul posted:ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMMED A MASSIVE CONTAINER SHIP INTO THE SUEZ CANAL. ITS JUST-IN-TIME MANUFACTURING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE GLOBAL TRADE STOPPED MOVING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EVER GIVEN. THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE AND THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN EXASPERATED SOUNDS AS THEY UNEARTHED THE BOW AND EVEN WHEN THE TUGBOATS MESSED UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUSED A 9.6 BILLION DOLLAR A DAY CRISIS IN INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO INVESTORS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE INVESTORS NEED TO DIVERSIFY THEIR PORTFOLIOS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ROUTES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY WATERWAY LESS LONELY BY BLOCKING ITS TRAFFIC. 3 WEEKS EXCLUDING UNLOADIng not an emptyquote, because emptyquotes are forbidden
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Mar 26, 2021 14:37
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Imagine being the guy in charge of directing canal traffic and every morning you wake up thinking "Is that fuckin boat still there" and the answer is yes and furthermore it's your problem now
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Mar 26, 2021 14:44
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OK baizuo posted:How about 200 of these? whoever designed that hell machine belongs in a cage
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Mar 26, 2021 14:45
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It crashed after breaking apart moments after that photo was taken.
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Mar 26, 2021 14:47
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Source4Leko posted:It crashed after breaking apart moments after that photo was taken. Had to look this one up, yup: quote:The Piasecki PA-97 Helistat was an American experimental heavy-lift aircraft, built by Piasecki by fastening four H-34J helicopters to a framework beneath a helium-inflated blimp envelope.[1] The sole prototype was lost during a test flight, killing a test pilot and injuring another four in the course of a single incident.[2] quote:A gust of wind from the rear of the aircraft induced some movement across the ramp. The undercarriage responded badly to this, the bogies shimmying uncontrollably.[3] Vibration in the framework then coupled with a helicopter phenomenon known as ground resonance.[3] The vibration was sufficient to cause a structural failure as the starboard rear helicopter broke off its mounting, its rotors cutting into the gasbag.[3] The unbalanced lift then made the vibrations worse and the remaining three helicopters broke free.[3][2]
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Mar 26, 2021 14:50
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I dont knoww, what this worlds gonna bring, but I know one thing, that this is the life for me, baby cuz I'm a Tug
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Mar 26, 2021 14:59
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OK baizuo posted:How about 200 of these? what the gently caress was going on in the Forest Service in the 1980s 
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Mar 26, 2021 15:06
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Crusty Nutsack posted:EVER GIVEN. the name of the company is EVERGREEN. so all their boats are EVER G-something awful! hate this
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Mar 26, 2021 15:10
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Atrocious Joe posted:what the gently caress was going on in the Forest Service in the 1980s a truly heroic amount of cocaine
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Mar 26, 2021 15:11
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its really cool that we have cargo boats so big that they can get stuck in a canal that's already been widened in 2014. and this isnt even the biggest one
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Mar 26, 2021 15:16
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With cargo ships ports have always to either build new deep sea terminals or just deepening existings terminals and/or canals and then they will build ships with even more draft and the cycle continues lol
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Mar 26, 2021 15:23
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Isnt the limiting factor for ship size basically so they can fit through the Panama canal?
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Mar 26, 2021 15:25
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How do people have 10 year old accounts with no AVI? I hate that Stupid Newbie pic so much.
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Mar 26, 2021 15:25
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indigi posted:I hope this was caused by the Children of Kali
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Mar 26, 2021 15:27
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:awful! hate this Yeah that is some unimaginative bullshit. Billion dollar companies zero creativity.
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Mar 26, 2021 15:28
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For american shipping there is the panamax/neopanamax standard yes. But China/India/Africa/Europe traffic doesn't give a poo poo about America. Like neopanamax maximum lenght is 366m, the Ever Given is 400m for example.
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Junkozeyne posted:For american shipping there is the panamax/neopanamax standard yes. But China/India/Africa/Europe traffic doesn't give a poo poo about America. sounds like if they adhered to the good canal’s maximum they wouldn’t be in this medd
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Mar 26, 2021 15:44
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Why don't the Brits just send in troops
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Mar 26, 2021 15:48
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Something something My name is Sal We jack knifed on the Suez Canal
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Mar 26, 2021 15:50
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If they need an incredibly strong and long lever I'd be willing to lend my dick 
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Mar 26, 2021 16:06
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bedpan posted:I could have imagined it but I thought I read it somewhere. Finding anything that isn't a rewritten press release is impossible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bvltmNno_A
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Mar 26, 2021 16:07
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Zurtilik posted:How do people have 10 year old accounts with no AVI? I hate that Stupid Newbie pic so much. really good question
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Mar 26, 2021 16:20
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lol https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1375468665181732870?s=19
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Mar 26, 2021 16:25
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lmao this owns
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Mar 26, 2021 16:33
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Put down a bowl of ship food and I bet it comes out quick enough!!
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Mar 26, 2021 16:41
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this boats got spunk
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Owns
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whew, sure was a lot of it but we finally loaded the last of the evidence that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton now all we have to do is take this boat through the suez canal to the hague... buh, steering seems off
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