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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Back to my usual shitposting
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1375196339462676483?s=19

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Easy fix: Amazon is gonna put toilets in their trucks.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1375140297060016139?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1375217649806938112


edit: this is the bill

https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1375214355869007875

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 25, 2021

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Yeah the bill he's signing lets GOP take over voter boards and makes it illegal to give water to voters waiting in line.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Not going to tear up my North Avenue Trade School diploma just yet but still. What the gently caress, Georgia.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Midjack posted:

Not going to tear up my North Avenue Trade School diploma just yet but still. What the gently caress, Georgia.

Since you lived here, you know Atlanta is basically beholden to the worst kind of scum and villainy.

UGA Fans and Boujee rear end suburbanites.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Defenestrategy posted:

Since you lived here, you know Atlanta is basically beholden to the worst kind of scum and villainy.

UGA Fans and Boujee rear end suburbanites.

:hmmyes:

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Midjack posted:

Not going to tear up my North Avenue Trade School diploma just yet but still. What the gently caress, Georgia.

To hell with Georgia





lol it's literally mcnallytag dot gee eye eff

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1375086575990751242?s=19

Get that sizzle reel going

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Defenestrategy posted:

Since you lived here, you know Atlanta is basically beholden to the worst kind of scum and villainy.

UGA Fans and Boujee rear end suburbanites.

I've said it before the atlanta suburbs are the worst place in the deep south

Mr.AARP
Apr 20, 2010

I was born after Kurt Cobain died. Now you feel old.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've said it before the atlanta suburbs are the worst place in the deep south

"The Florida Panhandle has entered the chat"

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Mr.AARP posted:

"The Florida Panhandle has entered the chat"

I think they can claim a technicality on this one. The Panhandle region is such a unique flavor of poo poo it may not count as "deep south", though a counterargument could be made that really the place is just coastal Alabama.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
It's a secret shame of mine that I was born in Pensacola. =/

Not that I had any say in the matter and we left before any real memories or bad habits took hold...for Virginia Beach. -_-

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bird food bathtub posted:

I think they can claim a technicality on this one. The Panhandle region is such a unique flavor of poo poo it may not count as "deep south", though a counterargument could be made that really the place is just coastal Alabama.

North florida in general was the political heartland of civil war Florida and is definitely the deep south lol.


Mr.AARP posted:

"The Florida Panhandle has entered the chat"

As a resident I'm torn on this. I do know I think there's few places more hellish on earth than destin/ft walton. Probably because it's filled to bursting with... people from the Atlanta suburbs

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I am very okay with calling the panhandle Alabama's anal leakage.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My apologies to y'all, I meant to post this earlier because it's a very good map:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1346620838242627590

START RUNNING BEFORE IT SEES YOU

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I would like to see this "giant skull of Gregg Allman" please.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

facialimpediment posted:

My apologies to y'all, I meant to post this earlier because it's a very good map:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1346620838242627590

START RUNNING BEFORE IT SEES YOU

Tremendous disservice to chicago

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Occidental Duval

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


facialimpediment posted:

My apologies to y'all, I meant to post this earlier because it's a very good map:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1346620838242627590

START RUNNING BEFORE IT SEES YOU

Me: :lol: this looks like something Spencer would write up.

*looks* Ah yes, well

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BIG HEADLINE posted:

It's a secret shame of mine that I was born in Pensacola. =/

Not that I had any say in the matter and we left before any real memories or bad habits took hold...for Virginia Beach. -_-

It’s not all bad. Fort Pickens in Pensacola was held by the Union the entire war.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/everydaybastiat/status/1374812524202364935?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Crab Dad posted:

It’s not all bad. Fort Pickens in Pensacola was held by the Union the entire war.

quote:

After tensions in Pensacola grew, and the Confederates secured posts at Fort McRee and Fort Barrancas, the Federal forces decided to shell the confederate forts. On November 22, two Union warships, the Niagara and the Richmond, sailed into the bay, and the bombardment began. The attack lasted two days, and the results were in the Union's favor. Fort McRee was nearly destroyed, and the town of Warrington and the Navy Yard were destroyed.

A second bombardment, meant to finish off the Confederates, was initiated on New Year's Day 1862. Fort McRee was almost destroyed, and any buildings near Fort Barrancas were burned.

Unmute:

https://i.imgur.com/4C8Nzdt.mp4

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Surely, Elon Musk has had a stupid idea regarding the Suez Canal beaching that I have not been made aware of.

Alternatively, a pleasant thought that I just had is if he had been put in charge of this event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Surely, Elon Musk has had a stupid idea regarding the Suez Canal beaching that I have not been made aware of.

Alternatively, a pleasant thought that I just had is if he had been put in charge of this event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8

Elon is too busy right now trying to fact check the onion.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Dominion is going after Fox News for $1.6 billion.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

boop the snoot posted:

Dominion is going after Fox News for $1.6 billion.

Here's the complaint if anyone is interested:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/20527880-dominion-v-fox-news-complaint

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Good. gently caress fox.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Who was saying Atlanta suburbanites are the worst loving people in america?

https://www.cbs46.com/news/nearly-1-000-worth-of-oily-pennies-used-to-pay-former-employee/article_54edc062-86cc-11eb-8efb-a7c018fb76b3.html

“May I ask you at all about the pennies? Do you know anything about them?” asked CBS46 reporter Jamie Kennedy.

“I know tons about it, what’s wrong with it?” said Walker.

“So, you did drop the pennies over at that person’s house?” asked Jamie.

“I don’t know if I did that or not, I don’t really remember,” said Walker.

“You don’t know if you did it or not?” asked Jamie.

“It doesn’t matter he got paid, that’s all that matters, he’s a f*****g weenie for even bringing it up,” said Walker.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/TOLOnews/status/1375456895054573568?s=19

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

DoD's extremism stand down is doing a fantastic job of completely missing the point. It's almost impressive how much effort it's putting in to avoid talking about the specific right-wing ideologies and groups that led to this whole thing in the first place.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Loden Taylor posted:

DoD's extremism stand down is doing a fantastic job of completely missing the point. It's almost impressive how much effort it's putting in to avoid talking about the specific right-wing ideologies and groups that led to this whole thing in the first place.

Shocking

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

The violence is always gonna be there. Rip the plugs out of the walls, leave all the cheap poo poo that won't fit in the connex, literally straight up just bring all the troops home

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Loden Taylor posted:

DoD's extremism stand down is doing a fantastic job of completely missing the point. It's almost impressive how much effort it's putting in to avoid talking about the specific right-wing ideologies and groups that led to this whole thing in the first place.

Ours was a captain talking about extremist ideologies that I swear was bursting at the seams to start screaming about BLM and Antifa. 45 minutes of both-sides-ism.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Loden Taylor posted:

DoD's extremism stand down is doing a fantastic job of completely missing the point. It's almost impressive how much effort it's putting in to avoid talking about the specific right-wing ideologies and groups that led to this whole thing in the first place.

The first Q&A question was about if MAGA hats could be considered an extremism symbol. Also, if people can't have pictures of themselves on display with the former commander-in-chief.

Enough snowflakes to cause pileups on every major interstate. White grievance as a poilitical party.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
"hey you know what? It's been hard to find all those Nazis with covered up Nazi tattoos so you go ahead and keep doing what you're doing so we can take notes on who's letting poo poo slide."

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bird food bathtub posted:

Ours was a captain talking about extremist ideologies that I swear was bursting at the seams to start screaming about BLM and Antifa. 45 minutes of both-sides-ism.

I got tagged to lead ours and there was an O5 who asked about BLM, antifa, and "cancel culture" every slide. Good thing my civilian job as a middle school science teacher has prepared me well to calmly dismiss contrarian assholes.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Stultus Maximus posted:

I got tagged to lead ours and there was an O5 who asked about BLM, antifa, and "cancel culture" every slide. Good thing my civilian job as a middle school science teacher has prepared me well to calmly dismiss contrarian assholes.

CDRs should be treated like children

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