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Platystemon)
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Mar 26, 2021 04:43
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Nothus posted:Lol they're going to replace trim levels with this poo poo. Get used to it. bmw tried charging a subscription for CarPlay but I guess too many people got really pissed off and leased Audis instead or whatever
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Mar 26, 2021 04:47
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looking forward to getting some sketchy rootkit off of a piracy website next time I buy a car to get around having to pay the car company a subscription fee for the ABS brakes.
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Mar 26, 2021 05:17
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sorry pal seatbelts cost extra
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Mar 26, 2021 05:20
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Adding a fuckload of spaghetti rights checks that need network in the software of safety systems also seems like a super cool and good idea that will definitely never cause an increase in fatal defects
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Mar 26, 2021 05:21
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MRC48B posted:Cylinders As A Service not empty quoting myself because I'm proud of this joke.
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Mar 26, 2021 05:26
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poo poo y'all haven't even touched on the used car aspect. You think that lifetime license for automatic headlights transfers to the next owner?
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Mar 26, 2021 05:41
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its so funny because my skateboard wheels work just fine instead of locking up when I'm not wearing the patented AmazonSkateShoez whose prescription I would need to renew or else the wheels just remain locked up in its inert state but soon
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Mar 26, 2021 06:09
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Normally scifi is not meant to be predictive, but goddamn if the masters of the universe aren't trying to turn Ubik from joke to prophecy.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:11
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For those who don't want to sign up for our subscription services, we are happy to offer digital loot crates that randomly unlock single-use advanced features such as fuel door control and windshield wipers.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:11
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lmfao there's already cves relating to software components in BMW cars that allow local and remote attacks. nothing like someone popping a root shell on your car while you're doing 100km/h on the freeway
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Mar 26, 2021 06:16
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Tulip posted:Normally scifi is not meant to be predictive, but goddamn if the masters of the universe aren't trying to turn Ubik from joke to prophecy. The entire PK Dick bibliography
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Mar 26, 2021 06:38
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Zil posted:
can we crowdfund the turn signal one?
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Mar 26, 2021 06:47
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They're going to create a regulatory mandate for this kind of crap, or at least for the presence of systems that enable it.
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Mar 26, 2021 06:56
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itskage posted:poo poo y'all haven't even touched on the used car aspect. https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21127243/tesla-model-s-autopilot-disabled-remotely-used-car-update
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Mar 26, 2021 11:42
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Tulip posted:The car forfeits your right to refuse search for you if you don't pay a subscription. Teslas will already help the company reposes them for late payments. the car will honk if the company wants, or even drive around remotely or tell its GPS location. in 2021 your own car doesnt even belong to you, it belongs to whoever has root access
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Mar 26, 2021 12:13
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Platystemon posted:Don’t think of “what very specific situations can I use high beams in?” Think of it as when you cannot. Also don't use them in fog and snow conditions.
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Mar 26, 2021 12:15
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Tesla fanboys answer this: do you think your main man Elon Musk would ever be caught driving in a car that someone else had remote access to?
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Mar 26, 2021 12:22
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-56524550 im sorry, am i crazy here or did a non profit made an elaborate sting on a civilian because he mailed them about syria??
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Mar 26, 2021 12:26
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your not allowed to question the syrian gas attacks. i mean if assad didn't gas people than bombin his country would be a war crime and the west doesnt commit war crimes 
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Mar 26, 2021 12:41
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Honest Thief posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-56524550 lol helluva quote from that article: quote:He outlined their motivation: "A key objective of our little academic group is to encourage members of parliament, lawyers and journalists to hold the government to account by asking questions about these StratCom activities that have not only drawn the UK into confrontation with other countries but have also been used to marginalise and smear dissenters at home." I say, in my article marginalizing and smearing a dissenter at home, published via literal state media!
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Mar 26, 2021 14:46
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The Oldest Man posted:Automatic high beams are a safety feature. Want to know how I know that? Because their loving website says so youll feel really silly demanding this for free when it turns out the automation is streaming your driving cam to mechanical turk when some makes $0.000001 per adjustment
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Mar 26, 2021 14:54
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Are there cars with built in achievements yet? Cause I feel like that's the next step.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:03
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I've got a former roommate who is really dedicated to keeping his 1992 F150 on the road and I mostly think it's a cute hobby but it's starting to seem more like "just what you should do."
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Mar 26, 2021 17:05
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cars without computer controllers are going to be very valuable after the incident
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Mar 26, 2021 17:09
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Tulip posted:I've got a former roommate who is really dedicated to keeping his 1992 F150 on the road and I mostly think it's a cute hobby but it's starting to seem more like "just what you should do." Until it is outlawed that you can't drive anything on the road that was made before 2010.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:11
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Just imagine if we manage to make Y2K real lmao
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Mar 26, 2021 17:12
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if you put control of your high beams in the hands of an algorithm your a loving moron who deserves to get fleeced
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Mar 26, 2021 18:01
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While I agree, I'm sure someone said something very similar about ignition timing and fuel injection.
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Mar 26, 2021 18:51
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just imagine if we manage to make Y2K real lmao inshallah
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Mar 26, 2021 19:14
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Agean90 posted:if you put control of your high beams in the hands of an algorithm your a loving moron who deserves to get fleeced Hot takes about high beams itt
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Mar 26, 2021 19:24
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i want a car upgrade where if they blind me with their high beams my car automatically targets the driver of the offending car with a machine gun.
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Mar 26, 2021 19:25
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https://twitter.com/skytreemusic/status/1375517511936958467?s=21
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Mar 26, 2021 20:15
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already gone
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Mar 26, 2021 20:26
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El Mero Mero posted:looking forward to getting some sketchy rootkit off of a piracy website next time I buy a car to get around having to pay the car company a subscription fee for the ABS brakes. pros: the airbags work cons: car is now a bitcoin rig for isis
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Mar 26, 2021 20:30
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Good to see the algorithmically generated youtube vids have moved beyond peppa pig at the dentist
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Mar 26, 2021 21:14
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Rutibex posted:Tesla fanboys answer this: do you think your main man Elon Musk would ever be caught driving in a car that someone else had remote access to? Also why do teslas have a camera pointed at the driver that you, the "owner," cannot turn on and off?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:34
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The Oldest Man posted:Also why do teslas have a camera pointed at the driver that you, the "owner," cannot turn on and off? Isn’t that camera supposed to be making sure you’re paying attention to the road in case you have to take control back and not just jerking it to hentai?
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Mar 26, 2021 22:48
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christmas boots posted:Isn’t that camera supposed to be making sure you’re paying attention to the road in case you have to take control back and not just jerking it to hentai? That's what they say, but it's not hooked up to autopilot. You can put tape over it without impairing those features. They may use it for driver attention monitoring for Full Self Driving (also: lol at a feature described as "Full Self Driving" requiring that the driver pay attention lmao) but that doesn't mean it's not recording you right now.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just imagine if we manage to make Y2K real lmao don't forget that we have a second chance at an actual y2k-style event
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Mar 26, 2021 22:55
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