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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Thank you. So not a myth after all, huh.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Smooth brain: all Africa is black

Enlightened, wise brain: All Africa is black or tawny

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




The most racist way to be anti-slavery

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClimateKristin/status/1374817137567559680

https://twitter.com/hyxpk/status/1375477654510465025

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I sometimes forget most early anti slavery proponents were against it because they didn't want any Black people on this continent.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dr. Lunchables posted:

The most racist way to be anti-slavery

Most of the ones who were against it because it was immoral weren't huge fans of the darker races either.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

I sometimes forget most early anti slavery proponents were against it because they didn't want any Black people on this continent.

Probably even John Brown had ideas about black people that we would view as atavistically racist by modern standards.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

He was supposed to be one of the great thinkers of his time but even ignoring the old timey ugly racial theory, this is some dumb loving word salad

Just garbage

Like you can read Hume and Kant and see an intelligent thinker even if some of their stuff is antiquated. This is the babbling of a simple man.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Normal country

https://twitter.com/Rjs11123/status/1375438792102965248

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1375273268572209154

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Regarde Aduck posted:

He was supposed to be one of the great thinkers of his time but even ignoring the old timey ugly racial theory, this is some dumb loving word salad

Just garbage

Like you can read Hume and Kant and see an intelligent thinker even if some of their stuff is antiquated. This is the babbling of a simple man.

he was basically one of like 10 old rich dudes who supported the revolution so they purged all the royalist ones and he was left

the rest of the founding fathers were washington and a buncha upper middle class dudes who got sick of the rich dudes

bob dobbs is dead has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Mar 26, 2021

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Regarde Aduck posted:

This is the babbling of a simple man.
Literally all the 'founding fathers.'

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
https://twitter.com/ThomedySci/status/1374990970949828617?s=19

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

drat, Matt's always tried to portray himself as a "reasonable Republican" (not that any actually-reasonable person believed him) but that's just full fash right out of the gate.

And Max Kennerly is a gift.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Actually probably not John Brown specifically. The man was rather animated by the observation that people are of the same nature regardless of what form they come in. He conciusly opposed segregation with action. No one can accuse Brown of being a flawless saint, but a racist he was not. But he was a martyr, and perhaps even a flawed angry kind of saint for a more violent ideology.

E. Wtf how did I phone post half an hour late

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 18:59 on Mar 26, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/punishedpants/status/1375117388270743565

https://twitter.com/onlinelonghorn/status/1375332954709368837

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
Benjamin Franklin is dumb as hell

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lightanchor posted:

Benjamin Franklin is dumb as hell
The guy who stood outside in a thunderstorm, trying to get hit by lightning was dumb as hell, you say?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Oh man yes

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lightanchor posted:

Benjamin Franklin is dumb as hell

Well, considering his advanced age.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
he hosed quite enough prostitutes to get syphilis and you get dementia w syphilis after a few decades

syphilitic general paresis was like half of all mental asylum admissions for more than a hundred years until they found out it was syphilis. a very material portion of historical old peeps would have dementia from it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Now he's synonymous with 100 dollars so I think his legacy is intact, despite being owned by a bunch of IT specialists 250 years after his death (not looking it up!)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

Now he's synonymous with 100 dollars so I think his legacy is intact, despite being owned by a bunch of IT specialists 250 years after his death (not looking it up!)

I don't know when Ben Franklin died, but 250 years ago predates the Revolutionary War, so I'm pretty sure his death was more recent.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

im not sure the general thrust of that sentence was dependent on the precise date of benjamin "loves milfs and kites" franklin's death

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


1790 for what it's worth. 250 is close enough.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

I don't know when Ben Franklin died, but 250 years ago predates the Revolutionary War, so I'm pretty sure his death was more recent.

I said I'm not looking it up I'm also not doing math about it

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/nuthaven/status/1374985752052854785?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Matt walsh doesn't give two shits that it's unfair and that it's the point because it's not meant for him

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JonHansenTV/status/1375538035551522821

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/courtesyfavstar/status/1375555917589180419

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dareon posted:

Was... was he not already getting roasted on the daily for being the Habs? Because I know if I knew a Habsburg, I'd totally treat them as an acceptable target of ridicule.

He’s ambassador of Hungary to the Holy See (i.e. Vatican), so he’s not getting ridiculed at his day job, but he’s getting double ridiculed everywhere else.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bob dobbs is dead posted:

he hosed quite enough prostitutes to get syphilis and you get dementia w syphilis after a few decades

syphilitic general paresis was like half of all mental asylum admissions for more than a hundred years until they found out it was syphilis. a very material portion of historical old peeps would have dementia from it

Then, about one hundred years ago, we figured out that you can give the patient malaria, which causes a sustained high fever that kills the syphilis.

All that’s left to do is treat the malaria, that that only kills like one in thirty or one in five patients, so no big deal.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

https://twitter.com/TompOfficial/status/1223739260336885760

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1375558280043491335

https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1375546368438239239

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



"lust bums"

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/prozd/status/1375120746872102913?s=21

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

I feel like the "we gotta deforest the land and also get rid of the swarthy so we can look good for the aliens who are also white" insanity part does not get taught in school.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CleverHans posted:

I feel like the "we gotta deforest the land and also get rid of the swarthy so we can look good for the aliens who are also white" insanity part does not get taught in school.

He meant God, not aliens, and probably a majority white Christians today still think God is white.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Skwirl posted:

He meant God, not aliens, and probably a majority white Christians today still think God is white.

Did he think God lived on Mars and Venus?

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

^^^- and also plural.

Skwirl posted:

He meant God, not aliens, and probably a majority white Christians today still think God is white.

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