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Bootleg Trunks posted:*tugs at boat* I get no respect!
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Vox Nihili posted:I'm just glad I'll never gently caress up anything as badly as that captain hosed up. I'm a lot jealous. The most damage I ever did at work was $80k, which is a high score a lot of the time depending on the company you keep, and he's doing 150% of that every second. What a legend.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:26
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when the gently caress are they going to send in SEA PATROL, this is basically their profession right here
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Mar 26, 2021 22:32
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I got to swing something worth 200k against a stop sign pole like I was hitting a baseball til parts we needed right away came flying out and I thought that was impressive. This captain 100% wins at cost of things destroyed at work game. Edit:autocorrect fail Source4Leko has issued a correction as of 23:04 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 22:42
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Good Citizen posted:you gotta be careful when attempting a full day tugging sesh especially when sand is involved. it can cause a lot of damage! peepeepants has issued a correction as of 22:58 on Mar 26, 2021 |
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Mar 26, 2021 22:45
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Source4Leko posted:I got to swing someone worth 200k against a stop sign pole like I was hitting a baseball til parts we needed right away came flying out and I thought that was impressive. This captain 100% wins at cost of things destroyed at work game. i think you meant to say something and not someone? at least i hope so then again respect for bashing the cylon rich
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Mar 26, 2021 22:46
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Source4Leko posted:I got to swing someone worth 200k against a stop sign pole like I was hitting a baseball til parts we needed right away came flying out and I thought that was impressive. This captain 100% wins at cost of things destroyed at work game. I think that crown still goes to the engineers that wasted the 200 million dollar Mars Climate Orbiter by failing to convert imperial units to metric. Unless destroying global shipping counts.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:54
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Zisky posted:I think that crown still goes to the engineers that wasted the 200 million dollar Mars Climate Orbiter by failing to convert imperial units to metric. A whole team had to contribute to that fuckup and there were meetings and poo poo that should have covered it. This is an in the field as things are going fuckup. I see your point but I think they fall into different categories of fuckup.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:04
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Previous workplace damage high score I can remember was https://youtu.be/zri1PFQOijw
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Mar 26, 2021 23:05
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this one is so funny because there was no explosion and no deaths. It's just a ship stuck, and it could wreck global commerce lol
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Mar 26, 2021 23:08
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boats should not attempt multi track drifting
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Mar 26, 2021 23:18
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maybe if the world agrees to tug at the same time it'll be enough tugs across the world
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Mar 26, 2021 23:25
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maybe if we can melt the rest of the ice caps real quick we can raise the sea level enough to save the hedge funds
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Mar 26, 2021 23:27
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Victory Position posted:when the gently caress are they going to send in SEA PATROL, this is basically their profession right here I think the issue is that they have to FORCE the boat through a tight SPACE oh my god wait a minute
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Mar 26, 2021 23:29
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worst ever at ping-pong posted:Previous workplace damage high score I can remember was https://youtu.be/zri1PFQOijw What's the dollar value? The comments say $25k to a few million which isn't very telling.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:31
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The Nazis had a special submarine toilet that required a trained operator to flush. One captain tried to flush it by himself and pulled the wrong lever, which caused his U-boat to sink.
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Mar 26, 2021 23:46
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That 9/11 comic of the Empire State Building except it’s a trans Asia rail car looking at the boat and saying “well well well...”
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Mar 26, 2021 23:49
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worst ever at ping-pong posted:Previous workplace damage high score I can remember was https://youtu.be/zri1PFQOijw the army corps of engineers designed the levees they built around New Orleans to withstand a direct hit from a category 3 (out of 5) hurricane
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Mar 26, 2021 23:50
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Antonymous posted:That 9/11 comic of the Empire State Building except it’s a trans Asia rail car looking at the boat and saying “well well well...” The chad Yuxinou railway vs the virgin container ship
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Mar 26, 2021 23:59
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Belt and road looking like a suspiciously good alternative 
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Mar 27, 2021 00:04
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Mar 27, 2021 00:05
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I just wouldn't get a boat stuck
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Mar 27, 2021 00:07
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worst ever at ping-pong posted:Previous workplace damage high score I can remember was https://youtu.be/zri1PFQOijw please explain what I'm looking at here
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Mar 27, 2021 00:10
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shyduck posted:I just wouldn't get a boat stuck I'm just built different (ie less than 200,000 tons).
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Mar 27, 2021 00:12
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DarkEuphoria posted:boats should not attempt multi track drifting 
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Mar 27, 2021 00:16
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One time at work I for some reason tried to "pick the lock" with a paper clip. I broke the paper clip in the lock. They had to have someone cut the lock out...
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Mar 27, 2021 00:25
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lol thank you for the visual
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Mar 27, 2021 00:40
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i guess the coolest thing i learned when reading about the Suez canal because of this is that during the Crisis way back when there were boats stuck in the canal from 1967 to 1975. lots to learn.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:47
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Boat stuck in Suez Trade in crisis across globe Nothing matters bro
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Mar 27, 2021 00:51
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indigi posted:please explain what I'm looking at here You're looking at a high velocity ejection of a batch of wafers (things like cpus, are designed on those wafers) made from the lithography semiconductor process. Without even knowing what those chips were, that was a very (00,000,0000s) costly critical failure on its face.
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Mar 27, 2021 00:51
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uber_stoat posted:i guess the coolest thing i learned when reading about the Suez canal because of this is that during the Crisis way back when there were boats stuck in the canal from 1967 to 1975. lots to learn. what, that's insane. what happened to the crews and stuff
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Mar 27, 2021 00:52
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oxsnard posted:this one is so funny because there was no explosion and no deaths. It's just a ship stuck, and it could wreck global commerce lol also that the world's greatest minds can't figure out how to solve the brain-cruncher known as "ship stuck"
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Mar 27, 2021 00:53
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indigi posted:what, that's insane. what happened to the crews and stuff i think they pulled out everyone not absolutely required for maintenance of the ships and then shipped in supplies to the poor bastards who stayed on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Fleet
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Mar 27, 2021 00:54
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Yinlock posted:also that the world's greatest minds can't figure out how to solve the brain-cruncher known as "ship stuck" I mean yeah but also it goes to show that the fundamentals of civil engineering are unchanged in over 100 years. You're fighting gravity and all your fancy models and software and devices can't do much about that
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Mar 27, 2021 00:56
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oxsnard posted:this one is so funny because there was no explosion and no deaths. It's just a ship stuck, and it could wreck global commerce lol
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Mar 27, 2021 01:02
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Costa Concordia was a really funny story since the disaster could have been prevented by horny is prohibited.
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Mar 27, 2021 01:04
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was that the one where the drunk italian captain just peaced out after the boat started sinking?
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Mar 27, 2021 01:07
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Yeah, he said he fell off the ship into a lifeboat.
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Mar 27, 2021 01:08
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oxsnard posted:this one is so funny because there was no explosion and no deaths. It's just a ship stuck, and it could wreck global commerce lol
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Zisky posted:Yeah, he said he fell off the ship into a lifeboat. The maritime version of "she landed on my dick"
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