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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Lolie posted:

Trying to decide between party pies and hot dogs for breakfast.

Why not a healthy meal that includes whole foods from the core food groups? Oats or whole grain toast with a piece of fruit pack a huge vitamin punch and have lots of fibre that will keep you filling Fuller for longer.... thus avoiding unnecessary snacking later in the day.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Muk Dumpster posted:

Why not both.gif

This guy breakfasts.

Wizard Master posted:

Why not a healthy meal that includes whole foods from the core food groups? Oats or whole grain toast with a piece of fruit pack a huge vitamin punch and have lots of fibre that will keep you filling Fuller for longer.... thus avoiding unnecessary snacking later in the day.

:kstarehair:

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
AusGBS is getting old and uncool. No smoking, no eating poo poo, what next you'll be telling us about your 80km cycling at 5am before work?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Wizard Master posted:

Why not a healthy meal that includes whole foods from the core food groups? Oats or whole grain toast with a piece of fruit pack a huge vitamin punch and have lots of fibre that will keep you filling Fuller for longer.... thus avoiding unnecessary snacking later in the day.

I'm not a fan of grains.

I could cook something healthy if I wanted, but I'm after minimum effort - which means I will probably go for party pies so there's no saucepan to wash.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

BurgerQuest posted:

AusGBS is getting old and uncool. No smoking, no eating poo poo, what next you'll be telling us about your 80km cycling at 5am before work?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Trading in my death grips albums for an Andre Rieu dvd.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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What if the sun is just god's prolapse

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nice strava brooo

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION

BurgerQuest posted:

AusGBS is getting old and uncool. No smoking, no eating poo poo, what next you'll be telling us about your 80km cycling at 5am before work?

Old mate unironically did this. at 51. Sometimes, biking to work at 6am, he would add a 50km route to his standard 30. He's 50.

Then he came off his bike in a race and broke his head, his neck, his shoulder, his ribs, and punctured a lung.

Then a week later his collarbone spontaneously exploded while he was putting a sock on because he's an idiot.


Anyway prob no 80km rides for him in 2021.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm in the hospital and the psyche said they can release me if I can give them a stable address to go to except my entire family knocked me back

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Visible Stink posted:

“These guys suck, I could totally kick their asses” - Me, age 9, watching people play Mario Kart on A*Mazing

A a A a A-MAZING!

A a A a A

A a A A A-MAZING!

A M A Z I N G...

gently caress it's been well over 20 years since I thought of that theme and it's all fucken there

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Lolie posted:

Trying to decide between party pies and hot dogs for breakfast.

thread mum setting an example for the young'uns

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

when i'm a millionaire i'm going to buy those three apes from the A*Mazing maze

but seriously i want one of the keys, they've gotta be out there somewhere

edit: just looked at footage and the apes were penguins? what the gently caress?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Visible Stink posted:

“These guys suck, I could totally kick their asses” - Me, age 9, watching people play Mario Kart on A*Mazing

I don't think they played mario kart on Amazing, it was alway bubsy and that bike game.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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They definitely played mario kart

Edit: from wiki

Games played included Tetris, Bubsy, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, Super Mario World, Nigel Mansell's World Championship, Plok, Pac-Attack, 1080° Snowboarding, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, Wave Race 64, Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, San Francisco Rush, Multi-Racing Championship, Cruis'n USA, Diddy Kong Racing, Super Mario 64, Winter Gold, Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Tennis, Cruis'n World, and the fly-swatting minigame from Mario Paint.

There's full episodes on youtube also

Redezga
Dec 14, 2006

I can't even imagine wanting to be good at playing Bubsy anymore but I still think I could have pulled off the greatest run in A*Mazing history.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Replace the maze with just a single giant rotating mirror maze.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

Imagine finally getting on A*mazing and the game you get is Nigel Mansells World Championship

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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All that matters is you win that gameboy for your school or whatever

Redezga
Dec 14, 2006

The more I think about it the more I realise I probably put all my theoretical superiority into the video game segment because I was overweight as a child, and deep down inside knew I probably would have messed up any of the parts that involve moving quickly through an obstacle course.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Yelling at the moron school kid on tv who can't see the large wooden A that is hanging in the bush right at eye level

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I'm in the hospital and the psyche said they can release me if I can give them a stable address to go to except my entire family knocked me back

How long have you been there?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Use L and R to spin around and collect more coins ya fuckin dickhead!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Visible Stink posted:

“These guys suck, I could totally kick their asses” - Me, age 9, watching people play Mario Kart on A*Mazing

A friend of mine was on it and whenever she posts something on FB about failing at something I give her a peptalk and a screenshot of her failing the fly swatter game hard "Don't worry, that can't be as bad as the time you hosed up on AMazing".

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


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To be fair its pretty hard

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iRend posted:

Old mate unironically did this. at 51. Sometimes, biking to work at 6am, he would add a 50km route to his standard 30. He's 50.

Then he came off his bike in a race and broke his head, his neck, his shoulder, his ribs, and punctured a lung.

Then a week later his collarbone spontaneously exploded while he was putting a sock on because he's an idiot.


Anyway prob no 80km rides for him in 2021.

Maybe we can call this phenomenon 'doing a Pete'.

'Haven't seen old Mick at the pub lately?'

'Didn't you hear? He's gone full Pete. Cut the booze, riding 80km a day and he's learned all his kids ages and names'

'Strewth! He'll have a heart attack in 3 months you mark my words!'

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Visible Stink posted:

Imagine finally getting on A*mazing and the game you get is Nigel Mansells World Championship

I remember that game! It had the Adelaide racetrack!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
There's a dude in the KFC holding a stick

It's a P nice stick tho

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Is it sharp? I got a pretty sweet stick recently my rake broke.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Muk Dumpster posted:

To be fair its pretty hard

That's the point.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Lolie posted:

Trying to decide between party pies and hot dogs for breakfast.

hot dogs every day. fry up some eggs and eat it with rice and mang tomas bread sauce

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
just watched the man from hong kong. my favourite bit is the scene where sammo hung gets into a fistfight on uluru while the wobbies world helicopter kills a guy

https://files.catbox.moe/wctywq.mp4

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Lolie posted:

How long have you been there?

5 days now. Given up bothering finding someone to be released to. Just gonna hang here till they find a halfway house

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I actually contemplated calling my fuckhead brother that's how desperate I am tbh but thinking about it I'd probably be better off in a halfway house full of junkies

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Mar 28, 2021

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Lolie posted:

Trying to decide between party pies and hot dogs for breakfast.

If this isn't living the dream I don't know what is

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I actually contemplated calling my fuckhead brother ... but thinking about it I'd probably be better off in a halfway house full of junkies


:kiddo: jfc

McSpergin fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Mar 28, 2021

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I actually contemplated calling my fuckhead brother ... but thinking about it I'd probably be better off in a halfway house full of junkies

gently caress man that's a rough deal.

ili fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Mar 27, 2021

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Yeah after a good night's sleep I realise id probably rather sleep rough tbh, he's always been a fuckhead long before he was a murderer

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 27, 2021

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Yeah after a good night's sleep I realise id probably rather sleep rough tbh, he's always been a fuckhead long before he was a murderer

You might want to edit the post where you give specifics.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Probably but it's been quoted twice now.

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