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Why aren't they just unloading as much weight from the goddamn boat to get it to be more floaty? They should have put bumpers along the sides of the canal to prevent this from happening. Like in bowling alleys to help scrubs like me manage to get a triple digit score in ten frames 
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this is a very easy problem to solve as i have done so many times in Valheim: use the leveling tool instead of the pick or get a troll to smash the boat
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dead gay comedy forums posted:dumbass question from someone whose modern seafaring knowledge is totally newbie the entire global economy is JIT and adding an additional 10-14 days to shopping routes is a cluster gently caress
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Mar 27, 2021 16:24
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Panfilo posted:Why aren't they just unloading as much weight from the goddamn boat to get it to be more floaty? i imagine trying to get one of those giant tower cranes onto a sandbar would not be a good idea, necessarily
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Mar 27, 2021 16:24
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has anyone just asked it to move nicely? seems like everyone is just escalating the situation without a chance for negotiation
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Mar 27, 2021 16:27
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What if that's shovelbums ship
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Mar 27, 2021 16:32
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if only there were some working weapons that destroy mass available in the middle east
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Mar 27, 2021 16:44
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You can't destroy mass
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did bush lie to me ?
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i’ve just received word that salt-n-pepa is indeed here and they suggested the canal authority try “cooling by day then at night working up a sweat” and to “push it real good”
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Hot Karl Marx posted:You can't destroy mass just recalibrate some drone sensors from "muslim" to "papist", bing bong you'll be destroying mass all day long
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oxsnard posted:the entire global economy is JIT and adding an additional 10-14 days to shopping routes is a cluster gently caress I am lolling thinking about all those SAP servers making GBS threads themselves because the supply chain is completely hosed.
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Mar 27, 2021 17:34
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oxsnard posted:the entire global economy is JIT not anymore, clearly
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Mar 27, 2021 17:45
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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1375849962538434562
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Mar 27, 2021 17:45
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sum of all of mankind's scientific advancement no match for big boat that got stuck
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Mar 27, 2021 17:48
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they’re gonna need a really big jar
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Mar 27, 2021 17:49
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Maya Fey posted:sum of all of mankind's scientific advancement no match for big boat that got stuck could mankind build a boat so big even it couldn't get it unstuck
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Mar 27, 2021 17:49
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The boat should just hearth out
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oxsnard posted:the entire global economy is JIT and adding an additional 10-14 days to shopping routes is a cluster gently caress yeah, I know that; I am purely curious from the nautical standpoint because I know jack poo poo about that lmao
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Mar 27, 2021 18:15
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limaCAT posted:I am lolling thinking about all those SAP servers making GBS threads themselves because the supply chain is completely hosed. they’ve been making GBS threads themselves for 6 months, this is just an additional wave of diarrhea loving all the procurement/production/sales plans (which were already hosed from suppliers/production/customers/countries behaving in unpredictable ways) european cable manufacturers are furloughing production despite huge backlogs because they can’t source enough pvc
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Mar 27, 2021 18:25
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Yooooooooooo Is the boat still stuck?
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Mar 27, 2021 18:27
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Maya Fey posted:Force the Boat
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smarxist posted:just make it a big Thomas & Friends special w/ these faces and Ringo Star narrating I seem to remember there being a boat version of Thomas the Tank engine on PBS at some point.
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Mar 27, 2021 18:42
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Evergreen tweet has a new meaning nowadays.
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Camera 69? What the gently caress? What is happening? God's just playing jokes with us now.
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a curious green-coloured blood cell begins to yaw precariously as it traverses the last functioning blood vessel in the presidents doo-doo brain...
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Gods_Butthole posted:I seem to remember there being a boat version of Thomas the Tank engine on PBS at some point. His name is Theodore and he is a Canadian treasure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Tugboat
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dead gay comedy forums posted:for some reason I am still lollin about a friend in Portugal sending me "time to go around africa again, Ó MAR SALGADO QUANTO DO TEU SAL" Lol . Poor Adamastor , he can't get no peace. I think the world needs to come together for this, one big tug. World tug day.
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RULES OF NATURE!
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Gods_Butthole posted:Camera 69? What the gently caress? What is happening? God's just playing jokes with us now. the simulation has been breaking down for a while now
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Lol . Poor Adamastor , he can't get no peace. Every little tug boat in the world is honking it's horn rn, sending energy to the tugenkidama
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crispyseaweed posted:His name is Theodore and he is a Canadian treasure. Yes that's the one! Thank you for the trip down nostalgia lane
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Let 'er rip!
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Guys, I've got a great idea. If we can just instantaneously accelerate the boat to 99.9999% the speed of light along its major axis then we may be able to induce enough length contraction so that the boat would be shorter than the length of the canal. All we need to do this is to master artificial gravity field manipulation.
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is Evergreen a global fifth columnist organization?
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making the mother of all omelettes here jack. cant fret over every egg
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