- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Did someone say unlimited free handjobs? Does this count as sex or masturbation?
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Mar 27, 2021 07:03
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- Escape From Noise
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Wait a minute. I know how this ends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqKv9rkAE0
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Mar 27, 2021 07:07
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horsing around no longer
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walking up to strangers in the mall, flapping the disembodied arm, asking "need a hand?" with a smug grin
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Mar 27, 2021 08:32
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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using the elbow to crack walnuts
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Mar 27, 2021 09:20
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- FactsAreUseless
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Teach it to understand language using the techniques of Anne Sullivan
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Mar 27, 2021 09:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Returning to the same spot every season hoping that more arm spores have fruited.
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Mar 27, 2021 18:26
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Reporting it to the police.
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Mar 27, 2021 19:00
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Reporting it to the police.
You're gonna get yourself kidnapped by Dennis Hopper.
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Mar 27, 2021 19:20
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- FutonForensic
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if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:03
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- nut
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if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.
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Mar 29, 2021 17:04
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slinging it over the clothesline in my backyard to zipline 3 feet before it snaps under our weight and i figure out where i'm going to hide for when mom gets home
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Mar 29, 2021 17:05
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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truly now we will never know who's tuggin
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Mar 29, 2021 18:11
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- Joey McChrist
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if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.
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Mar 29, 2021 22:49
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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giving the arm a makeover to help boost its confidence so it can get back out there, be the belle of the ball, and land a date with prince charming for that happily ever after
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Mar 30, 2021 00:27
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Stick it on a buck so it can become King of the Deer
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Mar 30, 2021 13:56
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