[Suez Crisis] crisis over

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blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

Elephanthead posted:

there is a big boat stuck in a canal that is blocking my PlayStation from getting delivered. try to show some compassion

you think thats bad, everything on the ever given is poo poo i ordered from aliexpress a few weeks ago and now i'll never see my 200000 tons of knockoff lego skeletons because they're going to have to scuttle the ship

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Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/TweetsofOld/status/1375967589806006277

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Hypnolobster: Apr 12, 2007; What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.

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oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

Hypnolobster posted:

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Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Maya Fey posted:

https://twitter.com/TweetsofOld/status/1375967589806006277

we have to go back, back in time to find the answer

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Boat: Glue, no matter who

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Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

dead gay comedy forums posted:

lol the CIA would never do such an extremely competent operation

it was an operation to drive a big boat through the suez canal without hitting the walls

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Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

bedpan posted:

I'm just now noticing you can see 1/3 of that poo poo is jammed on a sandbar and almost sticking out of the water

it's part of the canal now

# ? Mar 28, 2021 04:00

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

dead gay comedy forums posted:

lol the CIA would never do such an extremely competent operation

Farm Frenzy posted:

it was an operation to drive a big boat through the suez canal without hitting the walls

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CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

Homocow posted:

it was an operation to assassinate fidel castro somehow

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Did anyone say 'Sony Canal' yet?

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Mandoric: Mar 15, 2003

no, because the Suez Canal continued operating well past its 1-year warranty

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Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Mandoric posted:

no, because the Suez Canal continued operating well past its 1-year warranty

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Eyespy: Dec 20, 2004; When I talk about the doomed, the scum, the people who no longer give a shit...When I talk about the filth of the city...I'm talking about you.

RBC posted:

this is the dumbest thing

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Snake Dance: Jan 5, 2020; by Azathoth

Why contain it?

uber_stoat posted:

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Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

I'm more surprised about this one, hahaha.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Cyberia_____/status/1375924726116151296

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

lol they're going to end up having to build cranes to unload it in place and dismantle the ship to get it out arent they? lmao

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Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

it does seem like if this high tide doesn't do it, they're poo poo outta ideas

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Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

funny boat

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MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

Apoplexy posted:

I'm more surprised about this one, hahaha.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Cyberia_____/status/1375924726116151296

That's commentary from David Harvey but still pretty funny.

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Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

lol a second book just to cover a single chapter of capital that has lines like "marx presumably means..."

i made the right choice to not read theory

# ? Mar 28, 2021 12:41

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

I think they should move the Golden-class container ship, the Ever Given.

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Communist Thoughts posted:

lol a second book just to cover a single chapter of capital that has lines like "marx presumably means..."

i made the right choice to not read theory

Username/post combo pretty good right here

Not as good as the stuck boat

# ? Mar 28, 2021 12:52

Sing Along: Feb 28, 2017; by Athanatos

Gods_Butthole posted:

Where do I sign up for the Church of Kek?

Sing Along posted:

Speaking of people rounding the Horn, there's a strange meme I've seen floating around lately:

Don't know what the gently caress to make of it but some people out there are having some Thoughts lmfao

honestly as this thing spirals out of control and the memes continue to multiply im starting to think that maybe where there's smoke there is in fact fire. at least, it'd be way, way funnier that way.

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1375886841128349702?s=19

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Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

CaptainJuan posted:

https://twitter.com/allenf32/status/1375371552913567744?s=19

signal boost!

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Mandoric posted:

no, because the Suez Canal continued operating well past its 1-year warranty

when you don't buy a squaretrade warranty extension...

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1375886841128349702?s=19

10 years after the Arab Spring, and Sisi is literally just Mubarak

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Nocturtle: Mar 17, 2007

Seeing reports that using the high tides didn't work? Starting to look like this ship might be stuck.

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Looks like people who have "suffer" through a few more weeks of plus size anime girl fanart memes.

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

etalian posted:

Looks like people who have "suffer" through a few more weeks of plus size anime girl fanart memes.

haha yeah I would hateeeeee that....

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

haha yeah I would hateeeeee that....

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://www.indy100.com/news/suez-canal-blocked-sex-toys-b1823395

quote:

If you thought the situation in the Suez Canal couldn�t get any worse, spare a thought for all the people who can�t get their sex toys because of the blockage.

Yes, sex toys...

According to Dutch news outlet RTVNoord, a shipment of 20 containers filled with...*ahem...�dildos, vibrators and male masturbators� is stuck on one of the many ships that is being held up by the situation in Egypt which doesn�t look like it will be resolved anytime soon.

The products are made by the Dutch company EDC Retail, who sell their items across the Netherlands and Belgium. They�ve called they hold up �annoying� as they had been aiming to restock their supplies after selling �a lot� during Valentine�s Day and Christmas.

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