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The Voice of Labor posted:LOOK WHERE THAT GOT DREW Drew knew he was pushing his limitations. A man can only get squatched so hard before he's torn asunder.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Whoa Whoa dude we do uh, catch and release here, like it’s just for fun. We get them drunk, smack their nips with wiper blades, and put them back in the wild. Nbd man mellow out and have an o’douls and some Chex mix. The Voice of Labor posted:LOOK WHERE THAT GOT DREW now, you jus’ listen here, we all know that was ‘Drew dressn’ up all squatch like, tryin’a get us to smack them nips with them wiper blades that was you, me, every sam hill one of us just goin’ at them nips, y’ can’t keep harping about th’ past gots t’ look forward now (for the next ‘Drew)
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Feb 27, 2021 16:17
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Feb 28, 2021 03:22
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Feb 28, 2021 03:50
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Travel channel is having an all day marathon of Bigfoot related programming today, boys!
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Feb 28, 2021 16:07
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Big Beef City posted:
can someone make this into a sticker
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Feb 28, 2021 21:08
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Spring is coming, what are we all packin for Squatchfest 2021?
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I got the snacks covered
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Mar 10, 2021 17:38
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squatchfest just got too commercial after jefferson starship headlined the music stage
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Mar 11, 2021 00:12
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seems like folk plum forget the threat what squatch represents this ain’t some kinda game there’s folks DYIN although that’s most cause of the beetus
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Mar 11, 2021 00:17
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I bought a scat book, so we could tell squatch scat from other animal scat. But, turns out its in german, and is a little more messy with a lot less animals than I expected. I'll be behind that bush taking a leak and uh.... research various ways to utilize scat...
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Mar 11, 2021 00:29
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naem posted:seems like folk plum forget the threat what squatch represents Never forget. To check yer shuggers!
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Mar 11, 2021 00:42
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Never forget. RIP Drew, will never forget my emergency thermos of juice given how much fluid one tends to lose during a proper squatchfest.
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Mar 11, 2021 02:06
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drew? I've heard too many tales, to tell you the truth. I've heard that drew is real, that drew is a ghost. I've heard that drew protects the squatch or else that he keeps them prisoner in their own forest - there are so many stories.
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Mar 11, 2021 05:44
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id just like to remind people going to squatchfest to follow the proper kerchief color etiquette this year lest we send mixed signals, again
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Mar 11, 2021 06:37
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numberoneposter posted:id just like to remind people going to squatchfest to follow the proper kerchief color etiquette this year lest we send mixed signals, again Reckon we should bring spares seein as half the confusion was when they got ehrm... discolored from the activities.
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Mar 11, 2021 06:46
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and if you have to bring your wife DONT let her find one sniff about the "den," and tell her them scratches are from the bramble bushes you fell into after one too many diet dr thunders and soco
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Mar 11, 2021 06:56
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I might also remind certain posters that what between 2 and 7 consenting grown adult men choose to do in the woods with wiper blades and the nips of what is eaother a squatch or the recently deceased corpse of their dear departed friend Drew is between them and them alone, or so the NDA we all signed with Drew’s estate lawyer stated and let’s not forget we inherited Drew’s squatchin’ land in a blind trust for a dat gum reason!
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Mar 11, 2021 16:09
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“I got one I GOTS ONE!!” Drew was yellin’, we all heard the trap sprung an’ in the dark all that dang rope from th’ net done trapped SOME kinda beast o’r yonder. “Why we all carry’n wiper blades??” “You just shut the dang heck UP Darryl, y’all know there’s only one way t’ subdue a squantch!” We was all in there just a scrubbin an’ a SCRUBBIN why I don’t think I’ve e’r scrubbed so vigorous. “Yes!” Drew was yellin “YES!!” Come mornin well there was Drew, just a mess a rope an just a chaffed like y’ wouldn’t b’leive
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Mar 11, 2021 16:15
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naem posted:“I got one I GOTS ONE!!” Drew was yellin’, we all heard the trap sprung an’ in the dark all that dang rope from th’ net done trapped SOME kinda beast o’r yonder. I r’member like ‘twas yesterday. *wipes away tear*
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Mar 11, 2021 16:21
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I reckon this here is the year we really get 'em, boys! I've been out by Drew's land in the evenin' an I done heard 'em callin to each other like they got their RUT clean on!
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Mar 11, 2021 16:21
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I vote we ban the night vision goggles this year, lot more fun having it be a mystery whose in the squatch pit.
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Mar 11, 2021 18:19
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Big Beef City posted:I reckon this here is the year we really get 'em, boys! I've been out by Drew's land in the evenin' an I done heard 'em callin to each other like they got their RUT clean on! Uh, heh, now what night was that? Mighta been me ‘n’ Drew’s wife makin’ that ruckus. I paid a visit t’ see how she’s been carryin’ on what with Drew gone an’ all, an’ well one thing led t’ th’other...
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Uh, heh, now what night was that? Mighta been me ‘n’ Drew’s wife makin’ that ruckus. I paid a visit t’ see how she’s been carryin’ on what with Drew gone an’ all, an’ well one thing led t’ th’other... did yer remember to take the diet thunder can outta her this time, darn near cut my tugger off last time I was over.
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y’all ever notice how much Drew an Drew’s wife look like one another? powerful semblance if’n y’ we’re t’ ask me
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Uh, heh, now what night was that? Mighta been me ‘n’ Drew’s wife makin’ that ruckus. I paid a visit t’ see how she’s been carryin’ on what with Drew gone an’ all, an’ well one thing led t’ th’other... well, now, wait a minute because I didn't wanna get all 'ornery talkin 'bout drews mrs' an all. but ...ah.....what night you say you were out there ruttin?
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Mar 13, 2021 00:59
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Drew and Bigger Drew 
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So hey everyone I thought this would be the place to ask, something is getting into my dumpster! I never see whatever it is in action but this dumpster is supposed to be bear proof! I think it might also smoke Marijuana! The odor is prevalent!
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Derpies posted:did yer remember to take the diet thunder can outta her this time, darn near cut my tugger off last time I was over. Sorry ‘bout that. It’s jus’ I didn’t want t’ litter.
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Big Beef City posted:well, now, wait a minute Reckon it was Monday. Tuesday ‘n’ Wednesday too. Might’ve stopped by on a Saturday here n’ there.
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Mar 13, 2021 04:30
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numberoneposter posted:Drew and you sayin... the legend of the drewids... is true???
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Mozi posted:you sayin... the legend of the drewids... is true??? The plot thickens
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numberoneposter posted:Drew and Dreew
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Reckon it was Monday. oh...was...she wearin'...say...a flowery get up 'n all that? Jus' askin' given that I been out there some of them same times an' all
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Pouring one put for Drew
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Brothers in squatch i vow if i survive this COVID I will porint us out some Drew Stickers for delivery
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I survived the COVID now I've got a three month window to get my squatch in before rutting seasons over. Too bad I can't taste the sweet nectar this is SoCo and Diet Thunder no more.
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All I’m saying is how many bear skeletons do you come across in the wild? Not many if any and the squatch are SMARTER than bear, quite a bit actually
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