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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Getting to know your mom Shes a nice lady, if a bit overly enthusiastic
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Mar 28, 2021 18:32
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fridge corn posted:Shes a nice lady, if a bit overly enthusiastic That’s exactly what I was getting at. A lovely woman, and a treat to be around.
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Mar 28, 2021 18:36
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following through on my promise to post whenever i poo poo it was a hangover poo poo, but for some reason i already have to poo poo again so as soon as i hit post im going in for round 2
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Mar 28, 2021 18:38
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Dog on my bed.
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Mar 28, 2021 18:52
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Revins posted:Despite everything I've put on imgur being posted as hidden i just got "Nice!" as feedback This is terrifying and why I deleted my account and unfortunately nuked goldmined threads drat it
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Mar 28, 2021 19:43
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Meme Poker Party posted:Dog on my bed. That’s a good dog right there
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Mar 28, 2021 19:46
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Meme Poker Party posted:Dog on my bed. Is dog allowed on bed?
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Mar 28, 2021 19:46
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Mar 28, 2021 19:49
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pretty good duck
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Mar 28, 2021 19:50
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Is dog allowed on bed? What kinda question is that??? Of course dog is allowed on bed wtf.
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Mar 28, 2021 19:57
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Meme Poker Party posted:What kinda question is that??? Some people judge others based on if they like cats or dogs. I judge them based on whether or not they let the animals on the furniture.
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Mar 28, 2021 20:00
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Reminds me of the legendary thread “I gave this duck a drink” wherein forums user Displeased Moo Cow and his family raised a baby duck that had been orphaned when its family was killed.
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Mar 28, 2021 20:12
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Meme Poker Party posted:Dog on my bed. That's a good dog right there
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Mar 28, 2021 21:00
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PinheadSlim posted:Some people judge others based on if they like cats or dogs. I judge them based on whether or not they let the animals on the furniture. I'm ok with pets on the bed at certain times, but at night all those fuckers get locked out of the bedroom I'll wake up to a cat meowing at my door but I'm not waking up with one screaming in my face
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Mar 28, 2021 21:09
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last woman I dated refused to kick her dog out of bed for any reason it's awkward loving someone with a dog like six inches away
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Mar 28, 2021 21:11
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Tip posted:last woman I dated refused to kick her dog out of bed for any reason My dog would absolutely try to sniff my dick and balls
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Mar 28, 2021 21:16
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Idk i dated a woman with a clingy dog and having a dog to pet while doing the ol plunge felt like a bonus to me
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Mar 28, 2021 21:24
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I dont think I could date a woman with a dog
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Mar 28, 2021 21:30
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Revins posted:Idk i dated a woman with a clingy dog and having a dog to pet while doing the ol plunge felt like a bonus to me one time her dog was literally laying across her stomach and I was like "cmon, you gotta move" and she was like "don't talk to my dog like that" so I hosed her with a dog laying on top of her
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Mar 28, 2021 21:41
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Somewhere out there Morally Inept is wondering why his nipples are getting hard
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Mar 28, 2021 21:50
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Lol nice
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Mar 28, 2021 21:50
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PinheadSlim posted:following through on my promise to post whenever i poo poo WHERE'S DA poo poo POST?
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Mar 28, 2021 22:51
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Lmao one of my dogs sleeps in the bed and if my partner and I start messing around he gets weirded out and goes to the living room until we’re done.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:15
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I once again call all on all the new thousandaires and thousand-lurkers, if you've enjoyed the butts or photoshops please vote five  we gotta get this fucker to full gold status
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Mar 28, 2021 23:18
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What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls 
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Mar 28, 2021 23:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls all I've had so far is a 20 calorie energy drink, but I've got two avocados reaching maximum ripeness so I gotta get crackin probably gonna have avocado toast with some nice sourdough for lunch
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Mar 28, 2021 23:25
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I hadn’t eaten since lunch yesterday so I was pretty drat hungry.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:28
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don't have chili but I am gonna have two bowls before I eat
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Mar 28, 2021 23:46
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Tip posted:all I've had so far is a 20 calorie energy drink, but I've got two avocados reaching maximum ripeness so I gotta get crackin I never had avocado toast until it became a bougie thing to mock holy crap is it like divine
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Mar 28, 2021 23:51
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls sup fellow chili haver I made a nice mushroom and veg chili with pinto, borlotti, red kidney, cannellini and haricot beans  (they were all from a single tin). Burrito'd it and then subsequently ate it normally when the wrap suffered catastrophic failures in its integrity. I also used this weird vegan coconut 'cheese' that's quite tasty, but also not. It worked quite well thankfully.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:52
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It's worth $8!!! (Not that I would ever pay that)
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Mar 28, 2021 23:52
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Gonna make my FAMOUS spaghetti and meatballs. Garlic bread and roasted broccoli to accompany.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:57
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I've heard of it
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Mar 28, 2021 23:59
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls Chicken, baked beans, Texas toast. 
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Mar 29, 2021 00:00
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Spinz posted:I never had avocado toast until it became a bougie thing to mock holy crap is it like divine yeah, when people started mocking it I was like, "I dunno, sounds pretty good" and I tried it it's hilarious that it's considered some bougie poo poo, I can buy an avocado for less than a dollar and make two meals of avocado toast out of it my poor trailer trash grandma ate avocado toast her whole life
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Mar 29, 2021 00:01
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Ratjaculation posted:sup fellow chili haver I was gonna do this batch vegetarian hence the double bean action (red kidney and black) but the missus was feeling beefy so I put some ground beef in there. Also onions, green bell pepper, a whole jalapeño, diced tomato, and a good glug of Marie Sharp’s habanero sauce. Beer of course for the liquid.
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Mar 29, 2021 00:04
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’d y’all have for Sunday dinner? I made a nice slow-simmered chili with both red AND black beans, and then I had TWO bowls I made chicken teriyaki with roasted broccoli, carrots, and zucchini over rice. I am very much still learning how to cook. It came out pretty nice.
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Mar 29, 2021 00:11
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I made chicken teriyaki with roasted broccoli, carrots, and zucchini over rice. I am very much still learning how to cook. It came out pretty nice. Nice! You’re never to old to learn how to cook and it’s the most useful thing you’ll ever learn.
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Mar 29, 2021 00:14
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My mom is an outstanding cook and so is my brother, so growing up I never had to learn. Then I married a woman who is also an outstanding cook. But that woman has recently started grad school in addition to her full time job and since I work from home I've stepped up from cooking once in awhile to doing it almost every night so she's got one less thing to worry about. It's been fun and so far I haven't completely wrecked anything.
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Mar 29, 2021 00:16
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You’re never to old to learn
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Mar 29, 2021 00:17
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