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HPJoker
Oct 30, 2017

lol I hadn't seen this one

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ItsMePoconoPete/status/1376652315709616131

https://twitter.com/ItsMePoconoPete/status/1376667822114373634

https://twitter.com/ItsMePoconoPete/status/1376671096553021442

Something tells me this guy doesn't want pure sports...

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Anyone who wants a pure sports based wrestling show has a single moth flying around where their brain is. UFC exists. Go watch that.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

MassRafTer posted:

Frankly an alpha move to reply to a tweet calling something you like "pedo poo poo" and declaring your love for it. I respect the lore of the fiend fiends.

https://twitter.com/tallguy435/status/1376586916112576517

Dude chants "pedo poo poo" when Bray comes out like people chant "cowboy poo poo" for Hangman.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

WatermelonGun posted:

they could use that swingset later for an ikiru gimmick. edge’s second retirement angle or something

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm half-convinced that Vince just randomly bought a swingset on a whim and was like "we gotta use this god damnit"

And Vince being Vince, he was like "what if the murder clown is also a pedophile"

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Murder clown being a pedophile is historically accurate. They’re just cross promoting with that new Peacock show on John Wayne Gacy.

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


Eat My Fuc posted:

Murder clown being a pedophile is historically accurate. They’re just cross promoting with that new Peacock show on John Wayne Gacy.

except for the part where hes the guy they're telling the thunderdome crowd to cheer

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Procrastinator posted:

except for the part where hes the guy they're telling the thunderdome crowd to cheer

in a Hans Moleman voice I was saying John Wayne Hooray-cy

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





MassRafTer posted:


Something tells me this guy doesn't want pure sports...

R/scjerk weighs in



also in the same thread, same guy lusting for someone to die in an AEW ring so they have something to deflect to whenever people bring up Owen

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

those guys seem like real freaks and weirdos

e:
https://twitter.com/SirLARIATO/status/1376683046158618626

i post the tweet so i can post the replies



https://twitter.com/LevityNYC/status/1376704821538009089

https://twitter.com/LevityNYC/status/1376710735741468677

Alaois fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Mar 30, 2021

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

You know that someone's arguing in good faith when they're clamoring for the return of Inoki-ism.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Cerebral Bore posted:

You know that someone's arguing in good faith when they're clamoring for the return of Inoki-ism.

Kazuyuki Fujita should go to AEW and win the belt in under 10 minutes

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

SG Bamboo posted:

Kazuyuki Fujita should go to AEW and win the belt in under 10 minutes

With 7 minutes of staredown included

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Pope Corky the IX posted:

They’re going to put Keith Lee on the Subway diet. And have him dress like a giant dancing sandwich.

I would sincerely turn on the show to see the giant dancing sandwich.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TheKingslayer posted:

I would sincerely turn on the show to see the giant dancing sandwich.

HHH: Vince, I'd like to be alone with Keith Lee, please.
Vince: ....are you going to try and push him again? :colbert:
HHH: ......yes....... :cripes:

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Cerebral Bore posted:

You know that someone's arguing in good faith when they're clamoring for the return of Inoki-ism.

Inokism apologists are real

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


Jerusalem posted:

HHH: Vince, I'd like to be alone with Keith Lee, please.
Vince: ....are you going to try and push him again? :colbert:
HHH: ......yes....... :cripes:

*vince puts keith Lee into a trash can*

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the last heel left

https://twitter.com/ChrisLyons1993/status/1376789724656963584

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
I think you'll find Vince has made sure nobody has this "cool" bullshit, sir

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Joey does a picture perfect DVD and this guy thinks he dumped the other guy on his head. I think that's good?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

MJeff posted:

Joey does a picture perfect DVD and this guy thinks he dumped the other guy on his head. I think that's good?

i hope this guy never sees a real vertebreaker

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Brian Cage gonna hit a shoot Drill Claw on Hook

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Satin is at it again really signal boosting some disgusting poo poo.

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1376923011815768073?s=21

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

I’m really glad Bad Bunny ended up in WWE instead of AEW so that Ryan Satin wouldn’t get in trouble for talking about his favorite musician all the time

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ICR posted:

Satin is at it again really signal boosting some disgusting poo poo.

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1376923011815768073?s=21

Ryan Satin is so mad that Dave dismissed him on a message board post years ago that he will keep signal boosting the alt account of a guy who got banned from Twitter for harassing Brandi Rhodes. What a bad person!

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Did Dave say Bad Bunny was an “ethnic celebrity” in a dismissive way like they’re claiming. I don’t like Satin or Meltzer, wrestling journalists should be replaced by A.I.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Eat My Fuc posted:

I don’t like ... Meltzer, wrestling journalists should be replaced by A.I.
:confused:

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
The guy's twitter feed is such a parody of itself, it's kinda sad. I don't think there's a single official WWE tweet he hasn't retweeted.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Eat My Fuc posted:

Did Dave say Bad Bunny was an “ethnic celebrity” in a dismissive way like they’re claiming. I don’t like Satin or Meltzer, wrestling journalists should be replaced by A.I.

He said he was a big star but would the WrestleMania crowd really see him as a star. (Implying it will be a bunch of white people who do not listen to Bad Bunny.) It wasn't dismissive and he's explained why it made sense for them to do the Priest/Bunny vs Miz and Morrison match since the Rumble.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

He said he was a big star but would the WrestleMania crowd really see him as a star. (Implying it will be a bunch of white people who do not listen to Bad Bunny.) It wasn't dismissive and he's explained why it made sense for them to do the Priest/Bunny vs Miz and Morrison match since the Rumble.

Word. Still a weird take, they’ll know who he is by now irregardless of his music as he’s been a character on WWE for months. Also lots of white people listen to Bad Bunny so I think he’s just old and wrong about it.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Justin_Brett posted:

The guy's twitter feed is such a parody of itself, it's kinda sad. I don't think there's a single official WWE tweet he hasn't retweeted.

The site Satin wrote for previously had a lit of writers who lacked self awareness. Chris Hyatte, Eric S, Scott Keith...a murderers row of dummies.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Eat My Fuc posted:

he’s just old and wrong about it.
Also an apt description of the wwe audience though so dave is correct again as always

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
How it started, how it's going...

https://twitter.com/FritzVonMulkey/status/1376734775692693504

https://twitter.com/FritzVonMulkey/status/1376742939695661056

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


It’s amazing the fuss that DVD kicked up among the usual suspects.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


it’s because people have been poisoned into thinking the attitude adjustment is a DVD and anything more snug is attempted murder

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

jesus WEP posted:

it’s because people have been poisoned into thinking the attitude adjustment is a DVD and anything more snug is attempted murder

It's because the Cult of Cornette hate Joey so much that they are desperate to dunk on him. So desperate they accidentally admitted he's a good worker because he fooled them into thinking this was a shoot DVD.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MassRafTer posted:

It's because the Cult of Cornette hate Joey so much that they are desperate to dunk on him. So desperate they accidentally admitted he's a good worker because he fooled them into thinking this was a shoot DVD.
That’s a much funnier explanation thank you

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1376739256576704514?s=20

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