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Oysters Autobio
Mar 13, 2017

500excf type r posted:

Do your research and know what you want before you ever walk in the door? It's the same as buying anything else really.

other guy really explained the profit margins at work, but my post was more about how in fact, buying a car is not the same as anything else really.

Think about every little action that's done to you in order to manipulate you, psychologically stress you to buy from the moment you get in. Yes, any other buying experience has advertising, sales etc. to influence you, but the car buying experience is special because of how the interaction is taken to a psychotic level. The back-and-forth game of "okay let me go to my sales manager" and the constant non-stop gaslighting ("oh no, I couldn't give you that deal, it's just not possible, that's not normal"). The focusing on the bi-weekly price to get you to buy more, all of the pieces of "closing" the deal.

Then once you "close" the deal with the sales rep after endlessly being talked to like you're stupid and that deal isn't possible, and before you've actually signed anything, they give this big psychological reward of "congratulations! you've bought a car! yay!, go ring that sales bell!" even though the actual negotiation isn't over and nothing is signed because you have to go to the F&I desk and again be pushed stupid warranties you don't need ("Listen, this is about SAFETY, don't you LOVE YOUR CHILD? Modern cars have so many gizwidgets and gadgets now with electronics that could break AT ANY TIME, you NEED this extended warranty"). The guy goes on this big spiel about how transparent he is and how he's just here to advise you on your sale, nothing else (either he has to say that because of legislation or because he thinks it makes him sound more trustworthy).

I made a deal on my last purchase with the sales person, it was clear black and white (for example, one item was free winter tires). I go to the back with the F&I guy, sit through a 2 hour warranty discussion even after being asked if I'm interested and me saying no, and finally get the actual purchase agreement to sign. The manipulation was even to the very end, F&I guy says "okay this is how you read this, you need to read this from the BOTTOM-UP, see, here's your bi-weekly price". I then go and read it from the top-down like any sane person would to see how the numbers add up to the total, and I can see that they put in the winter tires as a COSTED ITEM, not as a free item. Then they talk on the stupid $1000 "document" fee.

First when I pointed it out, without missing a beat the F&I guy says "oh no, those are free, the computer puts it on the purchase agreement for tracking" (even though its black and white because you can see the total price go up), then he goes back to the sales rep, sales rep comes back and gaslights me for another 10 minutes and pretends that I'm mistaken and no, that's not what was agreed, and blah blah blah. Finally, the manager comes in, also goes through a big spiel over how he just can't do that deal. I ask about the doc fee and he says he absolutely has to charge it, has no choice, he even says "I couldn't even get this doc fee taken off for my daughter when she came in!", so I just ask for him to take it off the total price then and leave the doc fee in place. He then goes on again with this big spiel about how its just not possible, how his computer won't even let him put in this price. He then goes on this big act, spins his monitor around and is like "Look, watch when I put in the figures that it doesn't work". Everything adds up fine, and then he turns around finally and says "okay for customer service I can give you this deal, because I want to make a good relationship".

The only saving grace for me was that now post-COVID, you can actually practically buy a car online, so you can go through an online calculator and get a fully costed quote (where I'm in, the law states that they have to advertise "all-in pricing", so whatever the total is has to be the total with any dumb fees attached at the end). If I didn't have that to show them that I could just walk away and do this online without the hassle (and for cheaper then their "deal"), I would have been screwed.

This isn't haggling, this isn't negotiation, it's basically the Milgram experiment operationalized into a business. What was funny, once the papers were signed, the whole experience went 180 and was completely pleasant, the F&I guy was nice to chat with once he wasn't on the "sale" anymore. All my interactions after that were fantastic, very straightforward and transparent.

Seriously, watch any interview on YT with a former car sales person, or watch a doc (like that This American Life podcast episode) to see how they actually strategize about this stuff and talk about customers, it sounds like they are con artists planning a scam. In the podcast, they interview this one sales guy who is absolutely psychotic, who talks about Sun Tzu the Art of War, and predators in the wild and all this poo poo to explain what he does.

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Oysters Autobio posted:

other guy really explained the profit margins at work, but my post was more about how in fact, buying a car is not the same as anything else really.

Think about every little action that's done to you in order to manipulate you, psychologically stress you to buy from the moment you get in. Yes, any other buying experience has advertising, sales etc. to influence you, but the car buying experience is special because of how the interaction is taken to a psychotic level. The back-and-forth game of "okay let me go to my sales manager" and the constant non-stop gaslighting ("oh no, I couldn't give you that deal, it's just not possible, that's not normal"). The focusing on the bi-weekly price to get you to buy more, all of the pieces of "closing" the deal.

Then once you "close" the deal with the sales rep after endlessly being talked to like you're stupid and that deal isn't possible, and before you've actually signed anything, they give this big psychological reward of "congratulations! you've bought a car! yay!, go ring that sales bell!" even though the actual negotiation isn't over and nothing is signed because you have to go to the F&I desk and again be pushed stupid warranties you don't need ("Listen, this is about SAFETY, don't you LOVE YOUR CHILD? Modern cars have so many gizwidgets and gadgets now with electronics that could break AT ANY TIME, you NEED this extended warranty"). The guy goes on this big spiel about how transparent he is and how he's just here to advise you on your sale, nothing else (either he has to say that because of legislation or because he thinks it makes him sound more trustworthy).

I made a deal on my last purchase with the sales person, it was clear black and white (for example, one item was free winter tires). I go to the back with the F&I guy, sit through a 2 hour warranty discussion even after being asked if I'm interested and me saying no, and finally get the actual purchase agreement to sign. The manipulation was even to the very end, F&I guy says "okay this is how you read this, you need to read this from the BOTTOM-UP, see, here's your bi-weekly price". I then go and read it from the top-down like any sane person would to see how the numbers add up to the total, and I can see that they put in the winter tires as a COSTED ITEM, not as a free item. Then they talk on the stupid $1000 "document" fee.

First when I pointed it out, without missing a beat the F&I guy says "oh no, those are free, the computer puts it on the purchase agreement for tracking" (even though its black and white because you can see the total price go up), then he goes back to the sales rep, sales rep comes back and gaslights me for another 10 minutes and pretends that I'm mistaken and no, that's not what was agreed, and blah blah blah. Finally, the manager comes in, also goes through a big spiel over how he just can't do that deal. I ask about the doc fee and he says he absolutely has to charge it, has no choice, he even says "I couldn't even get this doc fee taken off for my daughter when she came in!", so I just ask for him to take it off the total price then and leave the doc fee in place. He then goes on again with this big spiel about how its just not possible, how his computer won't even let him put in this price. He then goes on this big act, spins his monitor around and is like "Look, watch when I put in the figures that it doesn't work". Everything adds up fine, and then he turns around finally and says "okay for customer service I can give you this deal, because I want to make a good relationship".

The only saving grace for me was that now post-COVID, you can actually practically buy a car online, so you can go through an online calculator and get a fully costed quote (where I'm in, the law states that they have to advertise "all-in pricing", so whatever the total is has to be the total with any dumb fees attached at the end). If I didn't have that to show them that I could just walk away and do this online without the hassle (and for cheaper then their "deal"), I would have been screwed.

This isn't haggling, this isn't negotiation, it's basically the Milgram experiment operationalized into a business. What was funny, once the papers were signed, the whole experience went 180 and was completely pleasant, the F&I guy was nice to chat with once he wasn't on the "sale" anymore. All my interactions after that were fantastic, very straightforward and transparent.

Seriously, watch any interview on YT with a former car sales person, or watch a doc (like that This American Life podcast episode) to see how they actually strategize about this stuff and talk about customers, it sounds like they are con artists planning a scam. In the podcast, they interview this one sales guy who is absolutely psychotic, who talks about Sun Tzu the Art of War, and predators in the wild and all this poo poo to explain what he does.

500excf type r posted:

I have bought a bunch of cars and motorcycles from dealers over the years and every time I went in, I knew exactly what I wanted and the in-person visit was just to test drive and buy it.

There's dumb poo poo involved with the financing, sure, but you don't have to say yes to any of their poo poo. It's their job to sell it and they make it hard to say no but there is nothing forcing buyers to be uninformed about their tens of thousands of dollars purchases in advance.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Can't you just buy a car secondhand off some guy , get a better deal and save yourself all that bullshit

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




got it, there is no such thing as unethical business practices. it's 100% your own fault if you get scammed.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Can't you just buy a car secondhand off some guy , get a better deal and save yourself all that bullshit

Yes but it requires cash. Buying a used car from a normal human being on craigslist is going to be the best way to get a used car. If not then finance through the financial institution (credit union) you already do business with, know exactly what you want before you walk on to the lot, and there is nothing to sell you. It is just buying.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

You're being a complete dipshit if you're going to keep pretending the selling and buying of a TV from Best Buy and a car from a dealership are even remotely the same process

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Carthag Tuek posted:

got it, there is no such thing as unethical business practices. it's 100% your own fault if you get scammed.

Everyone is trying to eat. Profits are trying to be made. It sucks but that's the way it is and if you know and prepare for that, you give yourself less of a chance of becoming a victim to predatory practices.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Failed Imagineer posted:

Can't you just buy a car secondhand off some guy , get a better deal and save yourself all that bullshit

I bought my car off my mechanic. He'd bought it for his daughter but she said she wanted a BMW so he just had it sitting there. Everyone should buy a car this way, it's easy!

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

500excf type r posted:

Everyone is trying to eat. Profits are trying to be made. It sucks but that's the way it is and if you know and prepare for that, you give yourself less of a chance of becoming a victim to predatory practices.

sut... the gently caress up

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The Bloop posted:

You're being a complete dipshit if you're going to keep pretending the selling and buying of a TV from Best Buy and a car from a dealership are even remotely the same process

Ya I spend months deciding on what kind of vehicle to purchase vs hours for a tv, I definitely take spending tens of thousands of dollars more seriously than $350

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

500excf type r posted:

Everyone is trying to eat. Profits are trying to be made. It sucks but that's the way it is and if you know and prepare for that, you give yourself less of a chance of becoming a victim to predatory practices.

Bold to go for a "that's capitalism :dukedog: " in the lmaocapitalism thread

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

500excf type r posted:

Ya I spend months deciding on what kind of vehicle to purchase vs hours for a tv, I definitely take spending tens of thousands of dollars more seriously than $350

None of which is what anyone is talking about, dipshit

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Yeah it's called social engineering. All the preparation in the world means gently caress all to a good con man.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The Bloop posted:

None of which is what anyone is talking about, dipshit

Weird so what's the problem then? Should consumers not be encouraged to make informed purchases to protect themselves from the inherently predatory practices of capitalism or is being a low information person hip and cool these days

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why even buy a car when streets are literally littered with free bikes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

500excf type r posted:

Weird so what's the problem then? Should consumers not be encouraged to make informed purchases to protect themselves from the inherently predatory practices of capitalism or is being a low information person hip and cool these days

Most consumers CANNOT make fully informed purchases when it comes to vehicles because the entire process is intentionally obfuscated at every step.
Of course people should do their best but that doesn't make predatory processes okay and it certainly doesn't make the difference between buying a matchbox car and a real one just a matter of cost scale

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Colonel Cancer posted:

Why even buy a car when streets are literally littered with free bikes

Growing up bike theft was so rampant that bikes were practically communal. I just chained mine up but friends would steal what they could, even regularly steal their bikes back. Good times, if kind of sad.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The Bloop posted:

Most consumers CANNOT make fully informed purchases when it comes to vehicles because the entire process is intentionally obfuscated at every step.
Of course people should do their best but that doesn't make predatory processes okay and it certainly doesn't make the difference between buying a matchbox car and a real one just a matter of cost scale

Everyone shopping for a car at a dealership has access to all the resources they could need to make a fully informed decision without needed financing from or through the dealer.

Being ignorant is not and should not be a badge of pride.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



500excf type r posted:

Weird so what's the problem then? Should consumers not be encouraged to make informed purchases to protect themselves from the inherently predatory practices of capitalism or is being a low information person hip and cool these days

you make it out like just doing some research and being an informed customer is panacea to this poo poo

sure it is a good thing that helps individuals, but it's not realistically an option for a lot of people

that has nothing to do with pride but resources. wtf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao i cant believe you got scammed, just go to school you dumbass

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

You guys are overthinking it. If it's a new car just research everything online, figure out exactly what you're willing to pay (just google the lowest amount people are getting the car for), and go at the end of the month (preferably near the end of the year). Take the car on a test drive and just tell the guy that's the price you'll pay and he can take it or leave it.

I've only ever bought two new cars in my life and both times I got them a few thousand below sticker just doing this. Of course my mom was a car salesman when she was in her 30's and coached me, but the same tricks will work for anyone.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

500excf type r posted:

Everyone shopping for a car at a dealership has access to all the resources they could need to make a fully informed decision without needed financing from or through the dealer.

Being ignorant is not and should not be a badge of pride.

What if you crumble like a granola bar when aggressive sales tactics are applied to you? You're being ableist dude, you're being real loving ableist right now.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Perry Mason Jar posted:

What if you crumble like a granola bar when aggressive sales tactics are applied to you? You're being ableist dude, you're being real loving ableist right now.

Take a friend who's and aggressive rear end in a top hat (me).

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just imagine being so stoopid you get scammed into capitalism, just read theory comrade

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Like, how is capitalism real? Lol, just seize the means of production.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

spacetoaster posted:

Take a friend who's and aggressive rear end in a top hat (me).

Thanks :unsmith:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

500excf type r posted:

Everyone shopping for a car at a dealership has access to all the resources they could need to make a fully informed decision without needed financing from or through the dealer.

Being ignorant is not and should not be a badge of pride.

who let saul goodman in here?

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

honestly capitalism works just fine,

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

alarumklok posted:

honestly capitalism works just fine,

Seriously, just look at the GDP. It's so high. Please don't look at wages or employment numbers or poverty levels or public health statistics or anything, just look at the big GDP.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

500excf type r posted:

Everyone shopping for a car at a dealership has access to all the resources they could need to make a fully informed decision without needed financing from or through the dealer.

Being ignorant is not and should not be a badge of pride.

Oh I see now. You haha
You think hahaha

You think YOU had all the information when you bought a car hahahahaha

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I used TrueCar to get a TrueCar Price that I took into the dealer and paid and it was fine

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The Bloop posted:

Oh I see now. You haha
You think hahaha

You think YOU had all the information when you bought a car hahahahaha

I've never felt taken advantage of and imo that is about as good as it gets in this hell world

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Buying a TV is just the same as buying a car. Who doesn't know about having to sit down with the salesman at Best Buy, haggling for the price and filling out the triangle?

The same as any product, really. I always haggle for the price of my bananas at the supermarket. And they always try to upsell you on fungus protection!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

indigi posted:

to quote the philosophers of Dead Prez, "don't put me on dishes, I'm droppin them bitches, and takin all day long to mop the kitchen"

praxis

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

I was with a friend when he bought a Tesla. There was no pressure. friend said to the sales guy, “ok I think you sold me this car” almost like
he was expecting the psychological reward of ringing the sales bell mentioned above. Instead, the sales guy just said “uhh ok cool. let me walk you over to the computer here. you can fill out your information. it’s going to charge you $100 now and the rest on delivery.” It was like buying a tv at Best Buy.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Shame Boy posted:

I used TrueCar to get a TrueCar Price that I took into the dealer and paid and it was fine

If you think you got a good deal on a new car and it was painless to buy you probably got wrecked.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Proust Malone posted:

I was with a friend when he bought a Tesla. There was no pressure. friend said to the sales guy, “ok I think you sold me this car” almost like
he was expecting the psychological reward of ringing the sales bell mentioned above. Instead, the sales guy just said “uhh ok cool. let me walk you over to the computer here. you can fill out your information. it’s going to charge you $100 now and the rest on delivery.” It was like buying a tv at Best Buy.

That sounds pretty good actually but consumers are hard wired to think they have to spend 3 hours haggling at a traditional dealership to get $10 a month knocked off the payment or else they feel cheated.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Proust Malone posted:

I was with a friend when he bought a Tesla. There was no pressure. friend said to the sales guy, “ok I think you sold me this car” almost like
he was expecting the psychological reward of ringing the sales bell mentioned above. Instead, the sales guy just said “uhh ok cool. let me walk you over to the computer here. you can fill out your information. it’s going to charge you $100 now and the rest on delivery.” It was like buying a tv at Best Buy.

Aren't tesla dealerships all direct manufacturer sales? I feel like this could be the difference there.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Not all states allow direct manufacturer sales, thanks to lobbying from auto dealers, lmao. Gotta have the middleman!

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tesla buyers conned themselves before they walked in the door lol

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