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Android Apocalypse posted:Bull head, human torso/arms, horse front legs, bull rear legs? I feel like we’re just getting into platypus territory now, like a mythological equivalent of a garbage bin leftover creature.
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Hyperlynx posted:Dunno, but according to this one fantasy anime about some guys who review brothels, they've got enormous human tiddies. Makes an odd kind of sense since a female minotaur world be a cow instead of a bull. The real question would be could you milk her? On one hand it's cows milk, but on the other, how loving weird is this logic train going to go? Choo choo..
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At fantasy Starbucks, watching the giant girl minotaur squirt milk into my half caf vanilla latte while the manager apologizes because they ran out. Screaming in horror internally because I asked for soy and they didn't hear me 
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Makes an odd kind of sense since a female minotaur world be a cow instead of a bull. The real question would be could you milk her? On one hand it's cows milk, but on the other, how loving weird is this logic train going to go? Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:At fantasy Starbucks, watching the giant girl minotaur squirt milk into my half caf vanilla latte while the manager apologizes because they ran out. DeviantArt thread's here.
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farting on a cat, a man after my own heart
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Makes an odd kind of sense since a female minotaur world be a cow instead of a bull. The real question would be could you milk her? bouncer at the minotaur brothel: Buddy,
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Oh lawd he-gassen
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:At fantasy Starbucks, watching the giant girl minotaur squirt milk into my half caf vanilla latte while the manager apologizes because they ran out. more like half-calf latte
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TK-42-1 posted:more like half-calf latte this post redeemed the weird lady minotaur horny posting and that is not something I say lightly
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Oh, I was not horny posting. I legit had a face when the Starbucks idea popped into my head and had to share the misery.
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I mean, Dairy cows only produce milk like that, because they've been bred to be constantly making milk. Otherwise, it would be the same as humans, only produce when having children. So, if a Minotaur can milk themselves, at any time, like that, that raises questions as to their creator, or whether someone has done a Minotaur breeding program.
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Some minotaurs have people feet and some have hooves and I think this fact must be relevant to the penis type debate
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The Bloop posted:Some minotaurs have people feet and some have hooves and I think this fact must be relevant to the penis type debate If David Bowie lives in a labyrinth, is he not part minotaur?
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LifeSunDeath posted:If David Bowie lives in a labyrinth, is he not part minotaur? ugh the Labyrinth wasn't built to contain David Bowie you oaf, you buffoon. he can come and go as he pleases! it's there to slow down babysitters and to be a metaphor for self discovery!
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:ugh the Labyrinth wasn't built to contain David Bowie you oaf, you buffoon. he can come and go as he pleases! it's there to slow down babysitters and to be a metaphor for self discovery! I'm not saying he's full minotaur, just like part...like maybe his balls or something.
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm not saying he's full minotaur, just like part...like maybe his balls or something. No, those are quite clearly glass.
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Johnny Aztec posted:I mean, Dairy cows only produce milk like that, because they've been bred to be constantly making milk. Otherwise, it would be the same as humans, only produce when having children. Humans work the same way i.e. wet nurses. Please don't shame Starbucksataur for her milk production being turned on, you don't know what's happening in her personal life.
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What the gently caress are you morons talking about? Post a picture.  
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Oh, I was not horny posting. I legit had a I can happily inform you that you have one component necessary for a career in artistic filth provision, the other two, admittedly harder parts, are that you need to not be horrified by it and also good at drawing it.
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Johnny Aztec posted:I mean, Dairy cows only produce milk like that, because they've been bred to be constantly making milk. Otherwise, it would be the same as humans, only produce when having children. I see you haven't played Cloud Meadow
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Oh cool Oglaf got a novelization
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Hate to tell y'all but dairy cows don't just produce milk forever. They have to calf every year for the milk production to hold up, so they get artificially inseminated and give birth, then (usually) immediately have the calf taken away so they can continue providing milk. The dairy industry is kinda hosed, unsurprisingly
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bike tory posted:Hate to tell y'all but dairy cows don't just produce milk forever. They have to calf every year for the milk production to hold up, so they get artificially inseminated and give birth, then (usually) immediately have the calf taken away so they can continue providing milk. So using the chocolate cock could make them produce chocolate milk is what you're trying to say?
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Sounds like a great way to keep to keep the maze stocked with minotaurs. Then we can charge Adventurers to explore the Maze and kill them. Then we sell the meat from the dead minotaurs . A win-win-win industry.
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Do they think female rabbits do lay eggs?
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Do they think female rabbits do lay eggs? 
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Man, the Gaki no Tsukai guys have been at this for a long time.
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I know this isn't the biggest issue with this, but Peter Rabbit is not the Easter bunny. Peter Rabbit is a regular rabbit that eats lettuce and gets chased around by a gardener. Also, the Easter Bunny brings eggs but does it canonically lay them? It always just has a basket, I never see it making GBS threads out eggs maybe it collects the eggs.
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Flopsy and Mopsy lay the eggs
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Fuuuuuuckin hell I was trying to google for that but having no god drat luck at all.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:At fantasy Starbucks, watching the giant girl minotaur squirt milk into my half caf vanilla latte while the manager apologizes because they ran out. The one guy notes in his review that you need to pick a lady who's had kids if you want milk. Another guy, a dog beastman, complains that the milk would give him an upset stomach. Anime was probably a mistake.
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Cocaine Bear posted:What the gently caress are you morons talking about? Post a picture. Chintu you piece of poo poo
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Oh, I was not horny posting. I legit had a I was horny. I still am. I’m thinking of the giant Minotaur lady boobs and I’m horny. Let it be known that I was here, and I was horny. Thank you and god bless
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