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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Twelve by Pies posted:

That thing that Joe Biden didn't do is so memorable.
Also even if Joe Biden suffered crippling dementia and thought he was still vice president, wouldn't he still have plenty of reason to be there? I mean it's not as though the oval office is off-limits to the VP.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Vivian Darkbloom posted:



Translation of the Yiddish in Lola’s art:

Header: “Open for Business – Help Wanted!”

On the main figure’s back: “Triangle Waist Co.”

Sign, left side: “New employees wanted.”

Sign on whipper, bottom left: “Poverty”

Caption: “The dead from the fire have not even been removed from the bloody sidewalk; The smoke from the burned bodies of the child laborers has not yet cleared out of the air, and the money hungry ‘Triangle’ ghouls are already advertising in the Trade Record that ‘We are open for business!’ The cursed Triangle Company has opened up a new fire and death trap for new employees – new victims.”

From https://jewishcurrents.org/bezos-in-bessemer/

Had no idea the Jewish papers were this hardcore.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Vib Rib posted:

I loving hate these Brittoons. I picked this one in particular but really almost every one in that set is just as bad.
Somehow I don't mind the melting ghouls or the constant drawings of feces and vomit they love to throw everywhere but for gently caress's sake this pisses me off. Every loving cartoon on the topic of covid is just "lockdowns?? you mean TYRANNY??? don't want you and your MATES going to the PUB?? can't even PICNIC in your own YARD?? black market dealers for fake vaccination checks!!!" If you got your news from these comics, you'd never even know there was a virus! They're all just framed like the government is doing this for no reason at all, they just like lockdowns for the fun of it. No mention of deaths, or safety, or sickness, or contagiousness or anything relating to the actual pandemic, just lockdowns existing in a vacuum for no rhyme or reason, just to destroy the one thing that makes you a True Brit (the pub, naturally).

I can't overstate it. Even American conservatives at least address the pandemic. Usually in varying degrees of insanity, anything from "it's not THAT bad" to "it's an antifa bioweapon made by China to cripple American profits workers!", but at least they acknowledge its existence, even as a hoax. Brittoons on the other hand just wonder why they've all been in literal actual prison for the past year, if only there was some reason.

Welcome to British news media. 127k deaths through a mix of negligence, awful decisions and raw contempt? Economy in constant freefall? Cops freely smashing the poo poo out of, then sexually assaulting protesters?

Well none of that matters. It never mattered what are you talking about. What matters is you're almost free to go to the pub! Haven't you missed not being able to go because THEY told you not to? You must be a loony lefty not to want to go to the pub on the 12th! PUBS. PICNICS. TWEE MIDDLE CLASS poo poo.

SteelMentor fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 30, 2021

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

On Scott Morrison declaring Marise Payne the "Prime Minister for Women".

Rowe:


Knight:

Brisbane is under lockdown due to a COVID cluster; Victoria were offering travel vouchers for regional Victorian attractions to keep people in the state which were snapped up immediately.

Spooner:

Australian Labor is having its conference at the moment where they are outlining their policies for the next election, they aren't dropping their support for electric cars. Not depicted in cartoon, which PM let the local car industry die and his swimwear.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Clay Bennett


Lisa Benson


Tim Campbell


Jeff Danziger


John Deering


Al Goodwyn


Bob Gorrell

:catstare:

Phil Hands


Clay Jones


Michael Ramirez


Rob Rogers


Gary Varvel

‘A complete circle’: Mike Woodson returns home as IU men’s basketball head coach, inspired by Bob Knight

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

ID laws designed to disenfranchise voters: cool and good.

Maybe needing to confirm you've had a vaccine to do some things that could spread deadly disease: :godwin:

gently caress you, Gorrell.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

I don't know why but the serenely happy Bob Knight throwing a chair is sending me

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Intoluene posted:

ID laws designed to disenfranchise voters: cool and good.

Maybe needing to confirm you've had a vaccine to do some things that could spread deadly disease: :godwin:

gently caress you, Gorrell.
Yeah, the contrast makes it especially bitter. To see them making this "your papers please" argument when that's literally what they want.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Vib Rib posted:

I can't overstate it. Even American conservatives at least address the pandemic. Usually in varying degrees of insanity, anything from "it's not THAT bad" to "it's an antifa bioweapon made by China to cripple American profits workers!", but at least they acknowledge its existence, even as a hoax. Brittoons on the other hand just wonder why they've all been in literal actual prison for the past year, if only there was some reason.

I read papers in all languages I understand and it is remarkable how bad the British press is. I give the NYT a lot of poo poo but there is no question it is miles above any publication in the UK except perhaps the Financial Times.

It's not just pandemic reporting. I've been following The Brexit closely and the continuous stream of hot takes from the UK press broke my brain I think.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
This is a country where until very recently people got their softcore porn fix and their news from the exact same publication.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Let the Reparations Begin

Ted Rall posted:

Evanston, Illinois launched the first reparations program for Black residents with a $10 million housing and mortgage program. Considering the horrors and legacy of slavery, ultimately nothing short of handing over the whole country will suffice—and that still wouldn’t be enough. Next in line are America’s countless other victims…

First Dog on the Moon: A vaccine rollout is complex – it requires special magic fridges and people who know what they are doing

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Pakled posted:

It's an edit. The original was a donkey and can be seen in the post you quoted.

But yeah it's still a T.
Branco would never acknowledge electoral fraud, that could have been an indicator as well.

The T is a mystery to me as well. It's not on this comic, but doesn't Branco usually claim "flagandcross.com" as his home-base on his comics?

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
I think he's just on hire for a few different sites. Flag and Cross, Conservative Daily News, Americans for Limited Government, Legal Insurrection :haw:, Alpha News MN and Comically Incorrect.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Pakled posted:

This is a country where until very recently people got their softcore porn fix and their news from the exact same publication.

https://twitter.com/toastfacekilla4/status/1231885964974403586

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Let the Reparations Begin

That's a very small state of Alaska hovering over Biden's knee there. I've got no clue of what "hand over the whole country" means. Who gives what to who exactly? I suppose it doesn't matter to Rall - anything Democrats might do would certainly fall short of his vague demand, and he can draw lovely comics complaining about it

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Let the Reparations Begin



I'm Hawaii that Kamala Harris just pooped out on to the White House lawn while she was playing Candy Crush.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Pakled posted:

This is a country where until very recently people got their softcore porn fix and their news from the exact same publication.

So where do people get their news from now?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


oh gently caress off, Gorrell, you can't be the king of copy and paste/empty panels and then try to be provocative.


Gary Varvel is such a vanilla midwestern dope. "Wowza! New coach for the Hoosiers! Neato frito!"

(also Bob Knight was an abusive, groping racist who should in no shape or form be celebrated)

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Zesty posted:

Nice.

Also, wow, that was delayed. They must be making their own backlog beyond the 2 week window.

I'm thousands of posts behind. What did he do this time?

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


lol conservatives still scaremongering that covid was a manufactured chinese communist plot

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Raised By Birds posted:

Wait, is this... new art?


My mother-in-law! How I hate her! :dumbrim:
One interesting thing about living in Korea is that it's the women who hate their mother in law here, not the men.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Charlz Guybon posted:

I'm thousands of posts behind. What did he do this time?

Gannett dumped him. Probably more for "newspapers are a dying industry" reasons than "he said something particularly offensive this time" reasons, but hey.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




AGC.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Yes, that's correct. A Good Comic.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013





For a second there I thought this was Rall who had finally figured out how to draw his style competently. Even the signature is similar.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009





Kellies nomination: Most easily reinterpreted

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Kellies nomination: Worst Overall

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Yes, entirely correct. Good job.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

making Me Chinese jokes, in solidarity with the Uighurs

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

It's not quite kelly-worthy, but I'll just note that Biden's already being way more critical of China's actual abuses and harms than Trump. The new trade rep's not exactly rushing to reverse the tariffs, either.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Why would any newspaper stop publishing this thoughtful critique of modern American politics on its funny pages?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I hate the China comics because it’s like right in that China does hosed up poo poo like every global superpower, but it’s clearly coming from an angle of racism and petulant “But WE wanna be the imperialist hegemony :qq:

They don’t want to fix those problems: they want a lily-white America being the sole cause of them.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

D.N. Nation posted:

Gannett dumped him. Probably more for "newspapers are a dying industry" reasons than "he said something particularly offensive this time" reasons, but hey.

I could've sworn there was a news article that said the two cartoons about trans women in sports were the reason drunky duck got dropped from Gannett.

http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2021/03/03/entire-gannett-group-drops-mallard-fillmore/

quote:

Bruce Tinsley, creator of the 27-year-old cartoon, said he was told this week by his syndication company that Gannett newspapers across the country simultaneously dropped the comic over two strips critical of President Biden and transgender participation in women’s sports.

“It was a big shock,” Mr. Tinsley told The Washington Times. “From what I’m hearing, it was unprecedented. My syndicate had never seen anything like it.”

He said officials at King Features, which syndicates the cartoon, said that “a decision was made at the [Gannett] corporate level, and they weren’t sure exactly why, except that they were sure it was about those two cartoons.”

Tinsley could be lying, or his syndication company could be lying, though, I guess.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Twelve by Pies posted:

I could've sworn there was a news article that said the two cartoons about trans women in sports were the reason drunky duck got dropped from Gannett.

http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2021/03/03/entire-gannett-group-drops-mallard-fillmore/


Tinsley could be lying, or his syndication company could be lying, though, I guess.

Gannett hasn't offered an explanation, at least publicly, other than a boilerplate "cartoon doesn't meet our standards". Maybe they told the syndicate something different in private? Maybe Drunk Duck is speaking out his rear end in hopes of becoming a conservative cause and riding a sales wave? Maybe Gannett is just looking to cut costs cause none really gives a poo poo about editorial cartoons? Who knows.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

I dont know posted:

Gannett hasn't offered an explanation, at least publicly, other than a boilerplate "cartoon doesn't meet our standards". Maybe they told the syndicate something different in private? Maybe Drunk Duck is speaking out his rear end in hopes of becoming a conservative cause and riding a sales wave? Maybe Gannett is just looking to cut costs cause none really gives a poo poo about editorial cartoons? Who knows.

I thought a page or two back in this thread there was something about how they were standardizing the editorial page on all their newspapers, so anywhere that ran the comic on that page as opposed to the Sunday Funnies insert would have it dropped.

e: yeah here it is

Johnny Walker posted:

I went looking at the comments to see how Drinky Duck fans were handling this, and they were entirely as expected and nothing too interesting, except someone linked this article and said Clay Jones made a good comment there, so here is a possible explanation for this whole thing.


D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

It's adorable how MBUT KANCEL KULCHURE has finally given wingnut cartoonists an opening to criticize the MassiveEvilGloboDynaCo. companies gobbling up local publications, whereas before they were just fine with them taking a big steaming poo poo on journalism and those who practice it

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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Garrison

quote:

“WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD IS RUNNING TOWARDS A CLIFF, HE WHO IS RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION APPEARS TO HAVE LOST HIS MIND.”
― C. S. LEWIS


The globalist ruling caste and their mass media want you to take COVID-19 shots. Right now! Don’t think—just do it. Unfortunately too many are robotically getting the jabs even though there have been many reports of the recipients dropping dead shortly thereafter.

I read about New Zealand’s Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and what she said regarding enforcing her COVID-19 mandates. She said she wasn’t worried—the people would take care of most of it. And they did, just like they’ve done here in America. Peer pressure and fear are bad combinations and there are always ‘Karens,’ both male and female, who will hector those not following the ‘new normal.’ One of those so-called ‘normals’ is wearing a mask and it’s anything but normal. It does nothing to halt a virus and causes many other problems. They are also dehumanizing. I had one of these people hijack me in the parking lot of local grocery store. He was grumpy and accusatory—“Why aren’t you wearing a mask?,” he barked. I wasn’t even in the store, but perhaps he saw me inside shopping–sans mask. I quickly realized I didn’t want to argue the merits of mask wearing with a complete stranger, but his audacity angered me. I considered him to be an ignorant ‘maskhole.’

Brainwashed people such as the maskhole do the enforcement work for Bill Gates. He uses such people as weapons of mass stupidity.

Another group can be called ‘virtue signalers.’ They will gladly take any and all vaccinations without question or reflection. They trust ‘science.’ Scientists will always treat their health as their paramount concern, right? Wrong. The big vaccine makers are concerned with making billions of dollars first and foremost. They are also protected from prosecution if their vaccines cause harm. They can’t be sued, which means they can take short cuts. Unaccountability does not go hand in hand with safety. A few thousand drop dead from their experimental concoctions? Have the mainstream media ignore such stories. Vaccine makers also use paid operatives to attack whistleblowers.

Amazingly, even those who suffered severe side effects will often claim that they are proud of getting the shots and would do it again. Ben Stein is an example.

The globalists are marshaling all forces to brainwash people into getting the dangerous inoculations. Even religious figures such as Franklin Graham (son of Billy Graham) who proudly calls himself a globalist for Jesus. He said everyone should get the shots and claimed Jesus Himself would support the experimental vaccines. Considering that most vaccine makers add aborted fetal tissue to their product sort of makes me think that Jesus may not approve. He would also not approve of experimental gene therapy on millions of humans who have perfectly adequate immune systems.

Finally, Joe Biden allows anyone to waltz into our country without testing, vaccinations, IDs, or passports…yet he wants Americans to get a vaccine passport to identify themselves as jab recipients before they can enjoy freedom. It’s a gross violation of our Fourth Amendment, but Bill Gates and China want it, so Biden is pushing it. He wants no ID as a prerequisite for voting, however.

Fauci and Gates helped China develop the virus in the first place. They are traitors. LOCK THEM UP!

—Ben Garrison

Payne, March 29


Payne, March 30


Payne, March 31 (they must upload Payne in batches, and I have no idea why)


Branco

quote:

A Bad Hand: Some are feeling tinges of “mark of the beast” in Biden’s call for vaccine Passports.

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