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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the Cross fit, and that was history

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

why is cspam always confused about what day it is

get a calendar hippies

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Buddykins posted:

who's jesus

marys

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Dustcat posted:

https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1377613330496557057

remember when ivanka empowered women by stealing money from USAID

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
TGIApril

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
in the hour of c-spam's greatest need, i have returned

squizzle has ascended to a throne of lies and promoted a.lo.. dark days

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





https://twitter.com/Avieshek/status/1373657987366055938

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the next insurrection should happen today so if it fails and a bunch more people get arrested they can say it was just a prank bro dont be so uptight

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Dustcat posted:

why is cspam always confused about what day it is

get a calendar hippies

happy friday friend. easter is around the corner

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

a.lo can be easily defeated by posting pictures of delicious food

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol @ the powerful Euro lady ignoring Ivanka

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lol this is up there with the First Lady of Japan pretending not to speak English so she didn’t have to deal with Melania

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

yeah, that's crossfit

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

in the hour of c-spam's greatest need, i have returned

squizzle has ascended to a throne of lies and promoted a.lo.. dark days

who is this?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

good thing i just do jump rope, push ups, pull ups, and burpees

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

it's like the nigerian prince email where they put some egregious spelling/grammar error in so they're only getting replies from the most credulous of rubes

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

they’re actually incredibly efficient at working out the lol and lmao muscle groups

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

you spent so much time understanding human biomechanics you never stopped to think if you should

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1326719091034497026?s=20

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

How can so much le epic bacon can exist inside one man

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

burp pee

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


republican real doll tech is getting good and it's making the lefties nervous

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Schnorkles posted:

in the hour of c-spam's greatest need, i have returned

squizzle has ascended to a throne of lies and promoted a.lo.. dark days

did you hear about gaetz

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Schnorkles posted:

in the hour of c-spam's greatest need, i have returned

squizzle has ascended to a throne of lies and promoted a.lo.. dark days

yeah it's ok if lurkers want to post in this thread, you seem alright (if not a little egotistical!)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Biden mint the trillion-dollar dogecoin

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Dustcat posted:

why is cspam always confused about what day it is

get a calendar hippies

https://mobile.twitter.com/MayanDate/status/1377611213467713543

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
cardio and resistance bands are pretty much all anyone needs. my neighbor’s right leg has been numb from the knee down and needed to do major physical therapy after ripping sick crossfit gains

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/sortabad/status/1377350705153933312?s=21

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

this one's confusing since Tiffany is 27

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
Remember when everyone assumed Tiffany escaped all the trump gene stuff then she spoke at that Gays for Trump thing and everyone was all "ah...there it is"

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Koirhor posted:

cardio and resistance bands are pretty much all anyone needs. my neighbor’s right leg has been numb from the knee down and needed to do major physical therapy after ripping sick crossfit gains

he can jack off with his feet and pretend it's a foot job

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Louisgod posted:

this one's confusing since Tiffany is 27

get the gently caress out of here. she's my age? gently caress.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
People are talking about how many jobs Ivanka has created, it's fantastic. And the real number is far greater, not many people realize that, it's far greater. One report said something like 50 million jobs, which is a massive number from a job creation standpoint. And Ivanka did that, created that number. Not many people realize that.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bip Roberts posted:

he can jack off with his feet and pretend it's a foot job

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
she's my age and has more money and influence than i will ever in my lifetime

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Asproigerosis posted:

Now I'm a fat gently caress piece of poo poo goon, but my understanding of human biomechanics suggests to me those ridiculous floppy crossfit pull up things are incredibly inefficient at utilizing the desired muscle groups and only good at loving the poo poo out of all your ligaments, tendons, and meniscus/cartilage.

the only thing Crossfit cares about is getting a high score for pullups. form does not matter. doing 400 sloppy floppy pullups matters.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Buddykins posted:

get the gently caress out of here. she's my age? gently caress.

She is a licensed attorney

Let a trump write your contracts

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




which makes for better resistance bands: jazz, or punk??

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