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Jim removes all the electrons from Dwight's body.
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jim loses a bet and has to lick dwight's balls but instead he kisses them
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Apr 2, 2021 00:47
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Jim tricks Dwight to going to the parallel Office where everyone has a British accent, people keep calling him Gareth and the same 12 days and then inexplicitly Christmas keeps looping over and over.
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Apr 2, 2021 00:56
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Jim is put on the Party Planning Committee and the first birthday to come up is... Dwight's! He puts the minimum effort possible into planning the party, forgetting about it until someone asks if they're doing anything for Dwight's birthday literally the day before. He then rushes out an email, and that evening goes to the market to buy some soda, tiny plates, and disposable forks. He forgets to buy cups. The party is from 10:45 - 11:15, since nobody had any time on their schedules, and half of it is spent trying to find enough mugs to pour out the grape soda. The cake is a store-bought sheet cake that says "Happy Birthday" and has decorations for children, making it uncomfortably obvious to everyone that almost no effort, thought, or care was put into the party. Dwight's feelings are mildly hurt.
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Apr 2, 2021 01:11
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Lorthdon posted:Jim switches the n and m keys on Dwight’s keyboard so that he makes slightly embarrassing typos. Jim smiles smugly. Jim switches the n and b keys on Dwight’s keyboard and emails him asking if Dwight’s sales next month will be smaller or bigger
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Apr 2, 2021 15:50
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AdmiralViscen posted:Jim switches the n and b keys on Dwight’s keyboard and emails him asking if Dwight’s sales next month will be smaller or bigger He cc's Stanley.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:11
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Jim knows that Dwight intends to sue a citizen of New York in federal court for damages incurred in a car accident. Jim contacts the New York resident and advises him to move to Pennsylvania before Dwight files his claim so that Dwight can no longer bring the suit in federal court and must instead sue in Pennsylvania state court, where the accident liability laws are more lenient on the defendant. When Dwight wins the suit but is unable to reclaim the damages he wanted, Jim mugs the camera.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:15
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AdmiralViscen posted:Jim switches the n and b keys on Dwight’s keyboard and emails him asking if Dwight’s sales next month will be smaller or bigger After Dwight successfully pleads innocent to HR regarding this 'incident', Jim notices Dwight has left his cell unlocked on his desk while he gets up to use the rest room and changes his ring tone to various songs from Disney's "Song of the South" then stealth dials him repeatedly during a conference call with a vendor with several dozen attendees.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:19
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Jim offers to represent Dwight in a civil suit, but fails to file a 12(b)(2) motion at the time of response, forcing Dwight to endure the suit in a state which would not otherwise have personal jurisdiction over him.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:24
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Applewhite posted:Jim offers to represent Dwight in a civil suit, but fails to file a 12(b)(2) motion at the time of response, forcing Dwight to endure the suit in a state which would not otherwise have personal jurisdiction over him. dwight decides to go back to college and asks jim to help him fill out his fafsa. jim edits dwight's answers to say that dwight has 0 dependents instead of 1, depriving Dwight of several thousands of dollars in financial aid
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Apr 2, 2021 16:30
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jim secretly transfers dwight's savings from a high yield savigns account (.2% interest ate) to a regular savings account (.1% interest rate)
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Apr 2, 2021 16:31
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Aruan posted:jim secretly transfers dwight's savings from a high yield savigns account (.2% interest ate) to a regular savings account (.1% interest rate) He was able to do this because of an earlier prank where Jim tricked Dwight into giving him enduring general power of attorney rather than specific power of attorney when Dwight needed Jim to accept delivery of his Trans Am while Dwight was out of state.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:33
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Jim paints a target marker on the top of Dwight's Firebird. He then tells Dwight about a potential big client that is only available for the next 30 minutes in a location 20 miles away. Dwight speeds off to meet the client. Jim calls the Joint Chiefs and tells them that Ibrahim Salih Mohammed Al-Yacoub has been spotted in Scranton escaping in a red Firebird that he painted a marker on. As a AGM-114 Hellfire missile obliterates Dwight in the distance, Jim smirks at the camera.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:38
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Jim tells Dwight not to worry about mono compatibility for his mixes, causing phasing issues on his haas delayed elements.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:38
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Applewhite posted:He was able to do this because of an earlier prank where Jim tricked Dwight into giving him enduring general power of attorney rather than specific power of attorney when Dwight needed Jim to accept delivery of his Trans Am while Dwight was out of state. Jim also uses this to make medical decisions for Dwight, forcing him to get a hair transplant.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:39
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Jim breaks into Dwight's house and replaces his bread flour with all purpose flour.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:40
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HD DAD posted:Jim tells Dwight not to worry about mono compatibility for his mixes, causing phasing issues on his haas delayed elements. Jim mugs the camera, even though he's forced to endure inferior sound quality.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:42
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Jim convinced Dwight that he'd be a great DJ. Dwight looks silly while seriously sampling beats in front of a live crowd at a kickin' dance club.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:47
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poisonpill posted:Jim convinced Dwight that he'd be a great DJ. Dwight looks silly while seriously sampling beats in front of a live crowd at a kickin' dance club. Also, Dwight gets COVID from his night at a dance club. Jim mugs the camera.
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Wanting to be more of a 'team player', Dwight wants to take up golf for the upcoming company outing. Knowing Jim plays, he seeks him out for advice. Jim convinces him that cavity back and 'game improvement' irons are for old people and 'suckers', leading Dwight into purchasing pro-series blades and far too shallow faced driver. Dwight utterly embarrasses himself at the outing as a result, going so far as to slow the pace of play enough a court marshal has to ask him to either speed up or sit out the remainder of the round while the rest of his foursome play it out. He sits in the cart redfaced for the last 7 holes and leaves without ever going into the clubhouse for the after round meal and raffle. Jim mugs to the big tray of potato salad on the buffet line
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Apr 2, 2021 16:57
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Jim burns himself in a prank gone wrong, while Dwight escapes unharmed. Jim's road to recovery is long, he eventually returns to work but his burned face cannot mug anymore. He grows more and more jealous of Dwight's Beauty and ends up skinning Dwight at his home at night, sewing the skin onto himself. Things go wrong, Jim notices himself turning more and more into Dwight, slowly but surely. He cannot stop it Turns out, Dwight was actually Tomie. In Japan, Junji Ito mugs into the empty space of his workplace, drawing Dwight and Jim as a Horror Manga. There never was a camera to mug into. Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Apr 2, 2021 |
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Apr 2, 2021 17:07
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Jim invites Dwight to play World of Warcraft, inviting him via Recruit a Friend so that they can level up together quick. Jim helps Dwight level upto max level, and manages to get both of them into the end game raid dungeon. On the last boss, just moments before killing the boss, Jim kicks Dwight from the group. Jim mugs to camera.
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Apr 2, 2021 17:44
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Jim tricks Dwight into going to law school.
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Apr 2, 2021 17:46
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Jim announces "Dunder Mifflin Mania", the ultimate pro wrestling event, and challenges Dwight for the main event. Dwight is happy about having a chance to prove his strength over Jim, but then Jim reveals the truth - he wants to lose to Dwight because it'll be a better show. Dwight happily agrees to this. The show is great, a highlight is Kevin body slamming Creed off the top of a steel cage through 3 folding tables stacked on top of each other. As the main event match begins Dwight gets suspicious because Pam is standing at ringside. The planned finish is about to happen (Dwight will make Jim tap out), but Jim instead locks in a very sloppy submission move and Pam yells at the referee to "ring the bell", then attacks the bellkeeper and tells him to "ring the loving bell". Jim runs out of the ring, leaving Dwight defeated in the ring as the fans begin a chorus of boos. Pam and Jim run out of the arena but not before Dwight spits a huge loogie on Pam and signs "STAPLES" in the air with his finger. A furious Dwight confronts Jim backstage and Jim feigns ignorance, saying that it was all Pam's idea. The next day at the office Jim won't stop boasting about beating Dwight and Pam explains the "Dwight screwed Dwight" at the show. Dwight toils away at Staples before eventually receiving a career-ending concussion.
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Apr 2, 2021 17:48
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Jim refers to Dwight as Kevin. Jim hides in the toilet and shits up into Dwights butthole when he sits down. Jim steals Dwights legs.
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Apr 2, 2021 17:50
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Every other week the group from the office gets together to play Slow-pitch softball after work. Jim's pitching when Dwight, hyper-competitive as always, steps to the plate, over-acting as usual. Jim tosses a couple looping under handers, which Dwight ignores. Finally, Jim lobs one that's a LITTLE short and off target, and it bounces softly off Dwight's shoe. Dwight, glaring at Jim, takes his base. That's the second time in two months that Jim has "Accidentally" hit him, he thinks. The inning ends uneventfully. Later in the game, Dwight again steps into the box. This time, Jim's very first pitch, light as a feather, hits Dwight right on the shoulder. Dwight goes absolutely apeshit. Tearing his batter's helmet off, throwing the bat down, and charging the mound. It's only with the restraint of several other employees that he's wrestled to the ground, screaming incoherently about Jim being dirty, and targeting batters, etc. The next day Dwight's desk is bare, he's been terminated by HR for his behavior at what has been deemed 'a company function' and multiple threats of violence against a co-worker. Jim mugs to his autographed portrait of Tim Wakefield that he keeps on his desk.
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Apr 2, 2021 20:22
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After blowing a big sale by not being “real” enough, Michael (with unhelpful goading by Jim) decides to “toughen up” the office. He re-adopts his Prison Mike persona, and, again with Jim’s prodding, eventually forms the “Scranton Streetz”, a pastiche of Michael’s imagination of what a street gang would be like. Michael, Andy, and Jim (ironically), roam the halls and intimidate their coworkers. Andy sings Still Dre Day a cappella. Dwight feels left out, and desperately wants to joint the “gang”, but Michael demurs, saying he isn’t tough enough. Jim eventually convinces them to “jump Dwight in”, and Andy unleashes his years of pent up anger by savagely beating Dwight. Dwight becomes a member and accompanies them on a sales call to a tough client. But Jim convinces Dwight to take it too far, and Dwight threatens the client. They are all thrown out. Jim consoles a dejected Dwight. He tells him that he can still make it up. “If you can’t sell, in this gang, you steal. Get your money.” Dwight is torn between loyalty to the law and loyalty to Dunder-Mifflin. Finally, he relents. Jim convinces him to take the wallet of the closest civilian, and points subtly toward the cameraman. While Dwight mugs the camera, Jim mugs the camera.
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Apr 3, 2021 13:10
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Jim substantially changes reality in such a way that Dwight no longer knows a Dwight from a Dwight in his Dwight. Dwighted by this Dwight Dwight Dwights and Dwight. Jim Dwights to the Dwight.
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Apr 3, 2021 13:45
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Jim rips Dwight's jaw off with a meat hook.
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Apr 3, 2021 14:40
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As Dwight is lecturing Jim about some minor infraction of office policy, Jim hocks a huge loogie directly into Dwight’s open mouth.
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Apr 3, 2021 15:47
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Jim recreates the 'Michael takes Fredo fishing' scene from Godfather, with Michael playing Michael, Dwight as Fredo, and himself as the rower of the boat.
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Apr 3, 2021 17:00
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Jim replaces Dwight's blood with piss
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Apr 3, 2021 17:17
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Jim lays his eggs in Dwights brain E: was already done  Jim spermjacks Dwight and uses it to impregnate Pam so she has his child A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 3, 2021 |
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Apr 3, 2021 17:32
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Jim brings Dwight to the inside of the hollow earth then leaves without him
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Apr 3, 2021 21:43
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Jim goatses Dwight
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Apr 4, 2021 07:35
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Jim steals Dwight's tongue. As Dwight begins to protest, insisting that such a thing hardly seems possible, he recognizes an unfamiliar void in his mouth the second he is unable to form the words. He screams wordlessly. Jim does not mug the camera, instead feeding the tongue to a stray dog outside the warehouse as he walks to the next town, in search of his next target.
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Apr 4, 2021 07:40
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Jim writes a beautiful love letter to Dwight. He eloquently lays out his feelings for him and ends it by saying that sometimes the things we need the most were right in front of us the whole time, if only we'd look up. When Dwight looks up Jim punches him square in the nose.
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Apr 4, 2021 12:32
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Dwight pushes the stone blocking the entrance to Jim's resting place, and is shocked to see that his body is not there. When Dwight goes to leave the tomb, Jim pops out from a behind a bush and kicks Dwight square in the chest, knocking him back into the tomb, then seals him in. Jim mugs for the camera while he ascends to heaven. Happy Easter everyone!
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Apr 4, 2021 13:45
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Jim places Dwight's entirety into his b*utthole and sh*ts him back out
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Jim encases Dwight’s stapler in jello
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