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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


resident posted:

survivor is still the best reality show on tv after 20 years. don’t @ me

It’s 2021, there’s a pandemic, and we’re all playing survivor

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

That DICK! posted:

harry potter themed sex game is a funny way of saying having sex with school children

that doesn't sound very funny at all

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

quote:

Competitors could earn extra points for bedding a married legislator or spending the night at a college sorority house, a female GOP insider told Business Insider in the report, published Friday.

And anyone who slept with one particular conservative female politician “won the whole game regardless of points,” said the source, who spoke to Business Insider on condition of anonymity.

That woman was known as the game’s “snitch,” after the coveted flying golden ball in Quidditch, a magical sport played by young wizards in the Harry Potter book series, the source said.

The source declined to name the “snitch” to protect her privacy, and told Business Insider she “heard specific references of Gaetz being involved and scoring points,” back when he served in the state House of Representatives.

READ ANOTHER BOOK

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

ArmZ posted:

lol if your sex games arent themed on the silmarillion

why don't you turgon deez nuts

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Blood Meridian themed sex game

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I thought harry potter comparisons were only for pathetic and sad middle-aged liberal wine moms

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

anyway have a hoppy Easter

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Louisgod posted:

I thought harry potter comparisons were only for pathetic and sad middle-aged liberal wine moms

much like your posting

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
hey whats this moderator options button

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lumpentroll posted:

much like your posting

that would mean at least somebody enjoys it

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Dustcat posted:

READ ANOTHER BOOK

you don't actually win the game for catching the (golden)snitch, the game ends and the team who catches it wins 150 points. you could catch the golden snitch and still technically lose. i'm sorry, but this shows a second hand understanding of the Potter universe

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

what. I haven’t seen a surge in the wild since like 2003

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Asproigerosis posted:

hey whats this moderator options button

the a.lo IKs are replicating

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

is Donbass still a war zone? there can’t be much of anything left there after the last six years. surprised Russia hasn’t just annexed it yet.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Asproigerosis posted:

hey whats this moderator options button

if only there were some very bad posters around to try it out on

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

DryGoods posted:

you don't actually win the game for catching the (golden)snitch, the game ends and the team who catches it wins 150 points. you could catch the golden snitch and still technically lose. i'm sorry, but this shows a second hand understanding of the Potter universe

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!


Is this a cry for help?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

My spearmint did not die over the winter. And not only that, it apparently cross pollenated with some of the weeds in my back yard last season. So this year I will have a minty yard. It was either the mint or the thai basil. It's hard to tell this early which one of them was the filthy whore that banged every plant in the neighborhood.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
dip your sandwich au jus style in the Surge

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1378374035046862854?s=20

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

what. I haven’t seen a surge in the wild since like 2003

it came back a few years ago

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

gently caress. :smith:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Drunkboxer posted:

it came back a few years ago

you can find it in fountain drinks at participating burger kings

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

a.lo posted:

you can find it in fountain drinks at participating burger kings

I knew that but I wanna know where to find the cans

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Buddykins posted:

dont ever carry a condom in your wallet lol thats the worse place to keep one

i keep one on 24/7 just incase

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

i keep one on 24/7 just incase

in case what?

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

DryGoods posted:

in case what?

you become an Amazon worker and need to piss

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Dustcat posted:

READ ANOTHER BOOK

it's palin

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

not bad

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
what's the top Gamer Soft Drink?

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

DryGoods posted:

what's the top Gamer Soft Drink?

I will shamefully admit I’ve really enjoyed mtn dew Baja blast the last few times I went to Taco Bell

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

what's the top Gamer Soft Drink?

piss

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.


Dr Peepee

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its actually whatever your heart desires from the local coca-cola free style machine

i like grape diet gingerale

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

DryGoods posted:

what's the top Gamer Soft Drink?

a red wine somewhere in the $7-$12 range

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