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Ratios and Tendency posted:Aliens will likely have super advanced android asses already We may only interpret not sharing them with us as a declaration of war.
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I'm not convinced that all of these aliens and ufos aren't just elves and fairies up to no good
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Apr 4, 2021 15:17
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Alien lust bum
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Apr 4, 2021 16:06
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Sjs00 posted:self wiping butts It's 'technically' self-wiping, but really only is as much as it's an arm and hand that grows from the aliens' lower backs, that reaches down to wipe their B-holes (they have several) reflexively after they make a trip to poop town. One day I pray that we disgusting apes can evolve to such marvelous heights.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:13
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A lot of people say that space exploration is a waste of society’s resources that could be better spent improving conditions here on Earth. But what they fail to realize is that once our space technology is sufficiently advanced, it will be WE who can take a holiday abducting and having sex with the galaxy’s primitive species.
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mycomancy posted:https://www.planetary.org/articles/aliens-at-proxima-centauri-a-new-radio-signal-raises-the-question its Kurt Qwan, Private Detective
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Apr 4, 2021 18:31
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if youre doing intergalactic/inter-dimensional travel and youre still pooing/wiping your rear end then just lol at your society
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Apr 4, 2021 18:41
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I'm still waiting on my user's manual for my 3 sea shells. It didn't come in the box and the box had an amazon LPN RR sticker on it.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I'm still waiting on my user's manual for my 3 sea shells. Take two shells and use them to grab dat turd. Third shell is to scrape the leftovers. Throw all three in the waste annihilator. Turds too.
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Apr 4, 2021 19:43
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In this scenario I am the annihilator just to be clear
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Apr 4, 2021 19:57
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Apr 4, 2021 20:02
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Holy poo poo that's hot
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They're quite breathable if you get the right fabric.
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Apr 4, 2021 20:09
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If they couldn't even track down that jetpack dude that kept buzzing LAX last year (causing the entire airport to be closed down several times) then there's zero chance they'd be able to catch a UFO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnLW5SHzMNs
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Apr 4, 2021 20:10
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Apr 4, 2021 20:19
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Please. I can only have so much semen extracted against my will while in a trance like state
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Apr 4, 2021 20:24
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hotdogging the alien facecrack
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Apr 4, 2021 21:19
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have the ufos enslaved humanity yet?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If they couldn't even track down that jetpack dude that kept buzzing LAX last year (causing the entire airport to be closed down several times) then there's zero chance they'd be able to catch a UFO Wait, WHAT? When did jetpack tech get this far? What the hell? That's amazing.
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Nosfereefer posted:have the ufos enslaved humanity yet? Only sexually.
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Nosfereefer posted:have the ufos enslaved humanity yet? they can’t do a worse job of running things than we have lately
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Apr 4, 2021 23:05
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Wait, WHAT? When did jetpack tech get this far? What the hell? That's amazing. This is old news, dude. Several times jets flying into LAX spotted this person just jetting around at thousands of feet. One time it was like +3000 feet over the ocean, on approach to the city. Though, lately people think it's a dummy attached to a drone. Which isn't nearly as cool
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Apr 4, 2021 23:11
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Apr 4, 2021 23:15
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It's Robert Fett again, he is a space alien and likes to show off his superior jetpack technology and will try to sell you "death sticks", but whatever you do, don't buy them, as they are actually life sticks.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:17
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No no, I assure you. I met him in a seedy bar, and he assured me his name was Roberto Feet and he was in no way associated with any alien or looking for any particular smugglers. He DID seem particularly interested in getting what he called a 'hand solo', which, I told him I wasn't interested in
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Apr 4, 2021 23:24
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Nosfereefer posted:have the ufos enslaved humanity yet? Why bother? Interstellar aliens have surely got automated systems more reliable than any human slave.
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Apr 4, 2021 23:35
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I watched They Live for the first time a couple weeks ago. Great alien flick
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why bother? Interstellar aliens have surely got automated systems more reliable than any human slave. We make a lot of assumptions about the universe when we're talking about aliens but honestly we don't know that and I think we do ourselves a disservice by talking ourselves down like that.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:We make a lot of assumptions about the universe when we're talking about aliens but honestly we don't know that and I think we do ourselves a disservice by talking ourselves down like that. Aliens connecting to our internet from space doing the facepalm at how loving self loathing we are
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Apr 5, 2021 01:19
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Anal probing a robot will never match doing it to a real human. That's why Earth is such a popular destination with aliens.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XazLR5UFWM
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Hmmm, vaporwave with DnB, LTJ bukem perhaps. Only aliens would make this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yRlWmk6p-w
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Apr 5, 2021 05:38
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Help my planet is being invaded by a fragment of wind-blown grass.
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Apr 5, 2021 12:48
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Hey, remember the face of Mars? There was even an xfiles episode about it and IRC one of those mediocre mid 00s Mars movies had it as a plot element. Then it turned out to be a random rock. Man, what a wild ride that was. What a time to be alive.
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Thats in season 1 and may be one of the worst episodes of that season.
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Yeah iirc the face was a space ghost who went into a space man who was on a space walk and then he had nightmares or something. Zero butt stuff e: added spoiler tags Icochet fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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Fox 'Poopy' Mulder. The truth is in there *points to rear end*
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