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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

As someone with no friends and no drinks who've never been to a bar this hurts a lot.

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Spanish Manlove posted:

Its ok, you can laugh at things here. It's a safe space. No one can hurt you. Everything will be fine. No need to worry and be anxious about things.

lol

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Bismuth posted:

ah, the "innsmouth look"

Hey I like that podcast too!

Hyperlynx posted:

None of those are even remotely what I complained about.

(Nor are they very funny. Maybe work on that instead of tripping over yourself rushing in to dunk on people, hey?)

Okay buddy. Here you go. Defend America now. I dare you.









Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

RareAcumen posted:

Hey I like that podcast too!
??

RareAcumen posted:

Okay buddy. Here you go. Defend America now. I dare you.



You having a giggle about the place I'm from punk? you better watch out I'm about to unleash hell by whining about it a whole lot and stomping my feet!!!!




BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Remind me again which nationality turned a holiday celebrating a genocidal piece of poo poo into their cultural pride day?

It is Easter after all

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The Doomslayer is just Jesus on Holy Saturday doing the The Harrowing of Hell with a shotgun & a BFG 9000.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

you can always do, uh, a greek accent. it's never racist

I keep trying to do a Greek accent when I'm out around people, but it just seems to anger any frat guys near by.


:hmmyes:

Warbird posted:

I need some southern memes/dunks that aren't "lol inbred", "lol racist". or "lol surrender". Those are all still perfectly valid, but I need some new poo poo. Come on people, have you fukking seen us? I know we can get some more creative insults going.

Hard mode: Dunks that aren't "lol poor".




Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
suburbia, not even once

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

PizzaProwler posted:

Why didn't I invest in Eastern Poland?
Cause they're Europe's Arkansas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUGufTqgGs

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Oh, nevermind. It seems I was mistaken.

https://player.fm/series/what-a-time-to-be-alive-1668094/ep-37-the-innsmouth-look

https://twitter.com/vander_iam/status/1366866672284561411?s=19
https://twitter.com/SaraGhaleb/status/1367231186590822403?s=20
https://twitter.com/Astermorn/status/1367469492771713024?s=20
https://twitter.com/MorkaisChosen/status/1353734602238656514?s=20
https://twitter.com/gattles18plus/status/1366893650261794816?s=19
https://twitter.com/minidragonart/status/1376047830792433668?s=19










Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

If it be blue, he'll be mentally slow,
If that cake be pink, she be a ho.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The two genders: photorealistic dead leaves and three-dimensional hand-drawn flowers

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I'm the two-headed hermaphroditic deer-serpent

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Bismuth posted:

I'm the two-headed hermaphroditic deer-serpent

True Detective prequel story now with extra incest

Thanks, the South

Thouth

Petiso
Apr 30, 2012




I genuinely thought as a kid they were old Bert and Ernie.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy








Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

They diverged less than a hundred million years ago though.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Platystemon posted:

They diverged less than a hundred million years ago though.

I didn't think this thread could get any worse and more offensive but there we are

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I keep thinking belgium is the country where they put mayo on everything but I think that might be a different country.

It is, but it could also be Russia or Chile.

theflyingorc posted:

"Don't you dare stereotype me, if anything, I should be stereotyping you"

Why don't you go solve some mysteries on a train about it

Nice. That's actually a pretty good joke.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Tangential, but what do Belgians think about Poirot? Is he embraced or rejected as a national figure.

Must be kinda weird to have maybe the most famous Belgian be a fictional character written by someone from another country.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This is blatant Jean Claude Van Damme erasure and I will not stand for it.

he's Belgian, right?

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
No one ever thinks about belgium

it's barely a country

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Warbird posted:

I need some southern memes/dunks that aren't "lol inbred", "lol racist". or "lol surrender". Those are all still perfectly valid, but I need some new poo poo. Come on people, have you fukking seen us? I know we can get some more creative insults going.

Hard mode: Dunks that aren't "lol poor".

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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

This one always gives me a Sensible Chuckle.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day






Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Memento posted:

This is blatant Jean Claude Van Damme erasure and I will not stand for it.

he's Belgian, right?

Uh he's clearly Dutch

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Platystemon posted:

They diverged less than a hundred million years ago though.
Wow, crazy how the idiom named the animals and not the other way around

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Thump! posted:

Uh he's clearly Dutch

Somebody who capitalizes a prefix in their name (so the V in Van) is definitely not Dutch :colbert:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
He obviously Dutch, seeing as his nickname is "the muscles from Utrecht"

Edit: The Bodyslam from Rottydam

CPColin has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Apr 5, 2021

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


he'll yeah I do

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




Sure I do! :buddy:

Tax:







Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Oegd_pLUk

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

I appreciate that this meme no longer requires the completely redundant repetition of text in the second panel.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

wizzardstaff posted:

I appreciate that this meme no longer requires the completely redundant repetition of text in the second panel.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



wizzardstaff posted:

I appreciate that this meme no longer requires the completely redundant repetition of text in the second panel.

Yeah, I've seen a bunch of older ones remade without the repetition in the second panel. Meme remasters!

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

No! Take me back! Infect me with COVID, anything but this, please!

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