DryGoods posted:

no one knows any of the references you make, emfive. bless you, but use something from this century

The Chairman posted:

Destroy My Sweater posted:

emfive posted:

teddy ruxpin was like a furby but not a long furby, also a bear, and it said stuff I think

ex post facho posted:

The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.

Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride,
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.

And there lay the order distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail:
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trump!et unblown.

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

tenderjerk posted:

This is heartbreaking, it could have been hilarious
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1379112908181942273?s=19

DryGoods posted:

what's a "furby"?

tenderjerk posted:

This is heartbreaking, it could have been hilarious
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1379112908181942273?s=19

emfive posted:

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

emfive posted:

teddy ruxpin was like a furby but not a long furby, also a bear, and it said stuff I think

DryGoods posted:

Arby's makes a mean South-West Mini Egg Roll

Reality Protester posted:

didnt the government ban furbies because terrorists were using them to snuggle missile codes

Destroy My Sweater posted:

VideoKid posted:

my older cousins had one. I think it had different cassette tapes you could buy to make it talk.

Drunkboxer posted:

transporter tech never really gets explained but if it worked that way they could just use it to resurrect dead crew members every time they die on an away mission

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1379066237322457095

get his rear end bernman

cumshitter posted:

i had to google this and i had no idea it was real. also now that i know you eat at arbys have lost what little respect i had for you. id tell you to eat poo poo, but you dont need me to

sullat posted:

Hatebag posted:

Dumpling man in manhattan has the best steamed dumps I've ever had

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1379122738594471945

Chinatown posted:

facebook has completely destroyed boomers brains. its really incredible after growing up and hearing boomers scream about violent videogames being bad, etc etc.

Reality Protester posted:

world's bad mates. 's absolute fuckin trash.

cumshitter posted:

i had to google this and i had no idea it was real. also now that i know you eat at arbys have lost what little respect i had for you. id tell you to eat poo poo, but you dont need me to

TMMadman posted:

I'm pretty sure transporters didn't have the ability to create matter, only break it down and reform it.

Shear Modulus posted:

Officers on duty posted to the thread, too, but the efforts to set the record straight only made things worse. The group members accused the police of organizing a "cover-up."

lmao

Hatebag posted:

Dumpling man in manhattan has the best steamed dumps I've ever had

VideoKid posted:

I was gonna go there once but other people I was with freaked out and insisted we go to McDonalds instead.