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Update your will quarterly based on personal relationship scoring metrics and send out notice to all impacted, duh
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brugroffil posted:Update your will quarterly based on personal relationship scoring metrics and send out notice to all impacted, duh Unless of course you're in the final 8 quarters of life, in which case it's money-grubbing to try and improve your metrics
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Apr 5, 2021 19:51
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brugroffil posted:Update your will quarterly based on personal relationship scoring metrics and send out notice to all impacted, duh The thought of managing a will like corporate KPIs is both hilarious and horrifying
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Apr 5, 2021 19:51
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Turning my will into a stapled packet of D&D-esque character sheets for each family member and designating a professional DM as executor. +5 to inheritance -3 to familial closeness
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Apr 5, 2021 19:56
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:What happens if grandparents croak and the parents have a second kid? That was accounted for in that the trust is setup for "the children of BiL" rather that "Kid1 and Kid2." No further breakdown is mentioned (though the assumption is naturally that each kid gets half of the trust). Which actually introduced another problem: educational expenses for Kid2 have kicked in early and threaten to overwhelm the trust before Kid1 is likely to need any of that money. But without the trust, it's unlikely there would have been enough of the original inheritance left to pay for these needs longterm. It's on the trustee now. Which is my BiL, so he can have fun with that.
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Apr 5, 2021 19:58
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Old people are more forgiving and don't waste time being Mad as much as us young folks who can spare the time for it. Time was too precious at that point to be upset about it, so they appreciated the time with these people, forgave them for any perceived bad motives, and of course didn't make any changes to their will. If this was in any way true, old people wouldn't drive 10 mph under the speed limit and walk slowly at the grocery store while blocking everyone in their path.
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Apr 5, 2021 20:10
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quote:I work 50 hours a week, but don't get paid. Am I un-employed? quote:
quote:You don't have a job. You volunteer for a non-profit organization 50 hours per week. Next post by OP: quote:Can I mine with the Radeon RX 5600 XT?
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Apr 5, 2021 20:28
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quote:Ridiculous bankruptcy rules?
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quote:In preparation, I maxed out my credit cards Oh yea the bankruptcy court is going to love an outright admission of fraud
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Apr 5, 2021 20:52
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quote:The credit card bills are somehow HIGHER than the limit on the cards. How is that even possible? Doesn't seem like a limit if they can just go above it. alas that this is too long for a thread title
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Apr 5, 2021 21:01
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Apr 5, 2021 21:03
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Why do so many people online say "car note" when every other loan/bill is just "X payment" or "X bill"? I have never heard anyone use that term in real life. It is always "Car loan" or "Car payment" when actual people describe it.
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Apr 5, 2021 21:13
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I really want to know what the non-perishable goods are.
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Apr 5, 2021 21:23
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Easychair Bootson posted:I really want to know what the non-perishable goods are. Beans and pasta, if the shelves of the grocery stores circa March 2020 are any indication.
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Apr 5, 2021 21:28
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Why do so many people online say "car note" when every other loan/bill is just "X payment" or "X bill"? i think they do it to confuse themselves and assume that different rules apply
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Apr 5, 2021 21:33
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Why do so many people online say "car note" when every other loan/bill is just "X payment" or "X bill"? Loans are things that poor people take to pay for their dumb commuter sedans. A car note is a financial instrument I used to pay for my Ford Raptor, an instrument of my business, as an entrepreneur.
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Apr 5, 2021 21:40
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Speaking of inheritance, to me it is such a strange mindset to be angry about not receiving something you didn’t work towards and earned. Or even worse, that you got something you didn’t earn, but it wasn’t as much as you wanted, so you’re mad. When my parents pass away, they’re going to leave me something, but I’m also okay with them leaving me with nothing. I wouldn’t care if they spent all their money on themselves towards the end of their lives. Only thing I wouldn’t be okay with them leaving me is debt. Don’t leave me with debt.
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Apr 5, 2021 21:43
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Given the costs of end-of-life care these days, the vast majority of folks will be lucky to have parents that can sustain themselves without assistance. Having anything of significance left over from an "old age" death is an increasing rarity. And then to be mad about it, lol.
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Apr 5, 2021 22:01
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Residency Evil posted:Loans are things that poor people take to pay for their dumb commuter sedans. See also: people who are into MLM’s and call themselves a CEO.
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Apr 5, 2021 22:18
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I've always heard note inside the industry, probably in part as an effort to convince people that it's not a loan.
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19 o'clock posted:See also: people who are into MLM’s and call themselves a CEO. I think you mean Boss Bitch.
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:I've always heard note inside the industry, probably in part as an effort to convince people that it's not a loan. I figured it was regional from a region in not in. Someone called the buy here pay here lots a tote your note lot and I didn't understand what the hell that meant until I learned note can mean car payment.
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deedee megadoodoo posted:I think you mean Boss Bitch. drat, the Boss Baby trilogy really takes a turn at the end there
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Apr 5, 2021 23:27
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My dad died like a month and a half ago and while I'm apparently getting around 40k, actually signing the inheritance paperwork etc happened only last week and I had to be pushed by the executor to actually think about it/not forget about that poo poo all the time. Quite literally the last thing on my mind at that moment and I feel sorry for inheritance-zillas to be honest. Just leaving X split between your kids sounds like the way to go to me.
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Apr 5, 2021 23:28
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I’m going to instruct my executor to buy a remote chunk of land in Alaska or somewhere and hide an inscribed bar conferring 100% of the remaining estate to the finder. Whoever visits me before I pass can get a section of the treasure map, but they’ll need to steal the rest of the map from the other people who visited. Or they can work together and trust the handshake deal to divide the estate..
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Apr 5, 2021 23:48
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Lol just LOL if your estate plan is anything other than a bigass mansion but your heirs have to spend one (1x) night in it for the will to be valid The BWM part is faking your own death and getting all those paintings with the eye holes cut out
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Apr 5, 2021 23:56
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Democratic Pirate posted:I’m going to instruct my executor to buy a remote chunk of land in Alaska or somewhere and hide an inscribed bar conferring 100% of the remaining estate to the finder. Whoever visits me before I pass can get a section of the treasure map, but they’ll need to steal the rest of the map from the other people who visited. Or they can work together and trust the handshake deal to divide the estate.. Ron Swanson alt spotted
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Apr 6, 2021 00:09
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Residency Evil posted:Loans are things that poor people take to pay for their dumb commuter sedans. 
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Democratic Pirate posted:I’m going to instruct my executor to buy a remote chunk of land in Alaska or somewhere and hide an inscribed bar conferring 100% of the remaining estate to the finder. Whoever visits me before I pass can get a section of the treasure map, but they’ll need to steal the rest of the map from the other people who visited. Or they can work together and trust the handshake deal to divide the estate.. Go full Golden Kamuy and tattoo parts of the map on multiple people.
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Joke's on you, unless you're an Alaska Native or willing to pay a premium there isn't any cheap remote land up here anymore.
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Apr 6, 2021 03:59
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40% seignorage (price above spot)...
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What a tub of lard.
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Apr 6, 2021 04:13
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Are those eyes open, closed, or just very squinty?
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bob dobbs is dead posted:40% seignorage (price above spot)... more like seignorangemanbad, am i right?
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Democratic Pirate posted:Are those eyes open, closed, or just very squinty? you could ask that of the man in the flesh too
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Democratic Pirate posted:I’m going to instruct my executor to buy a remote chunk of land in Alaska or somewhere and hide an inscribed bar conferring 100% of the remaining estate to the finder. Whoever visits me before I pass can get a section of the treasure map, but they’ll need to steal the rest of the map from the other people who visited. Or they can work together and trust the handshake deal to divide the estate.. 
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Easychair Bootson posted:I really want to know what the non-perishable goods are. Well, a PS5 won’t spoil, so technically…
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LOL if your relatives have to wait for grandparents to die first before starting real fuckery about their inheritance. My last remaining grandparent apparently has a situation with my mother and uncle involving multiple wills and powers of attorney, a possibly dodgy land sign-over from back when my grandfather died, unauthorised sign-outs from the nursing home (before covid, at least) and at least one of their kids apparently not talking to them over it.
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