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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pylons posted:

Mike is a better promo than his brother.

That's a low bar.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

zawa

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I love naks current dumb gimmick

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Matt is a bad promo but also he sounds exactly like a lot of guys exactly like him I've known in real life, so it kinda still works for me.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Looking forward to another DDT match from Nak

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Vary looking confused, contemptuous.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Squishy posted:

I love naks current dumb gimmick

I wonder how long before QT finds out.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"Did he call him MT Nakazawa?"
"Yeah"
"Huh"
"Hm"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Oh look it's Juventud Guerrera: Criss Angel Edition

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I really like this new Nakazawa gimmick

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You simply cannot perform backstage duties while you're wrestling a match in the ring

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Vince MechMahon posted:

Matt is a bad promo but also he sounds exactly like a lot of guys exactly like him I've known in real life, so it kinda still works for me.

Reminds me of Louis Theroux cutting a promo for his documentary

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
Wait. Nakazawa is doing a MT parody gimmick currently on the same show as QT Marshall? That's amazing.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mr. Squishy posted:

I love naks current dumb gimmick

I'm just trying to picture him and Kenny pitching "QT is turning heel, so let's just transfer his current gimmick to Nak with no explanation"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Big Norman Smiley energy

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

MorningMoon posted:

"Did he call him MT Nakazawa?"
"Yeah"
"Huh"
"Hm"

They are defeated by this powerful gimmick

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Marmaduke! posted:

Reminds me of Louis Theroux cutting a promo for his documentary

There was a guy I went to film school with who was never not stoned and was on shrooms most of the time and he talked EXACTLY like Matt does in promos.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

THE HENTAI SLIDE -Paul Wight

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




"Hentai, is that what it is called?" - Tony Schiavone, 2021

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
PAUL WIGHT SAID HENTAI SLIDE, PACK IT UP BOYS, WE FINALLY DID IT ALL

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I just saw the Hentai Slide.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Paul calling the hentai slide is something I never expected.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Good job on whoever compiles Paul's notes for including the Hentai slide

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Big lazy edit there

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mr. Squishy posted:

Good job on whoever compiles Paul's notes for including the Hentai slide

Almost certainly Excalibur.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

How the hell did they get that camera angle?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Do you think that was a Vince jab? "Can you imagine how distracting it would be when someone calls you when you're working?"

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The Hentai spear

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Mr. Squishy posted:

Do you think that was a Vince jab? "Can you imagine how distracting it would be when someone calls you when you're working?"

That was my first thought.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"Oh look at that spear by Nakazawa"
"whoa with the laptop"

Toney just doesn't have the energy :/ Taz and Ex would've exploded at those spots

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Name that move nak!

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Tony just made me spit out beer

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Nakazawa is one of the most legit funny guys in wrestling. He's the Charlie Chaplin of comedy guys.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
The department store employee won!!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

BTE/Sammyvlog champion Baron Black

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



oh gently caress Jake on commentary and Barron gonna die

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
JAKE ON COMMS

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

The BTE champion is gonna die.... :gonk:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That's no way to treat the BTE champion !!!!

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

MorningMoon posted:

"Oh look at that spear by Nakazawa"
"whoa with the laptop"

Toney just doesn't have the energy :/ Taz and Ex would've exploded at those spots

He's at a low ebb right now.
The bte champ!!

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