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Biplane posted:Any drug that makes staring at words on a computer screen for eight hours a day tolerable or fun would get you arrested. IT's called shitposting
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Bang unfiltered Qwerty into my veins then post for 8 hours. Now this is living!
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SpacePig posted:Yeah, we could tie their healthcare to their employment status, so they'll never think they're too sick to work. And since we'll provide them with such nice healthcare, we can go ahead and reduce what we pay them so that they never think to not work otherwise. Nah that's too unrealistic, that'll never happen. Axe the nice healthcare and we'll talk.
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:ghee is stored in the dals
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I'm on hold for support for a system that provides music players for businesses, and pay of their hold recording is "did you know that playing music makes cows give now milk? If music can make cookies now productive, think of what it can do for your employees!" Just literally comparing people to cattle.
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:some of us are doing this already tyvm oh, I know, I’m one of them
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BonHair posted:As far as I know, a standard test for medical drugs is to round up some addicts, give them your new stuff, wait a bit and then ask them what they'd pay for another hit. And if they're willing to pay actual money, it's probably addictive and not fit for production. I'm sure there actual process is more complicated, but that's the general idea. what comic book did you get this from
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Thanatosian posted:I'm on hold for support for a system that provides music players for businesses, and pay of their hold recording is "did you know that playing music makes cows give now milk? If music can make cookies now productive, think of what it can do for your employees!" I want my cookies to be now productive too though
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Thanatosian posted:I'm on hold for support for a system that provides music players for businesses, and pay of their hold recording is "did you know that playing music makes cows give now milk? If music can make cookies now productive, think of what it can do for your employees!" At my previous job we were straight up told to put on headphones and listen to music so we're not distracted by noise in the open concept office. We had to provide our own headphones and music, of course.
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indigi posted:what comic book did you get this from Starting posts off with "as far as I know" and then just pasting in subplots from Transmetropolitan or Neuromancer or Snow Crash or whatever else is a powerful technique
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Index Funds prevent true price discovery since people just slam money into them blindly. Working price discovery gives us things like Tesla being worth more than every other car maker put together. Market is very good, poor people need to stop being able to indirectly horn in on our casino games.
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 This Tactical Belt-Mounted Egg Holster Lets You Securely Transport an Egg Anywhere
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The Bloop posted:
About loving time
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transport is fine, but what solutions exist for tactically DEPLOYING an egg anywhere?
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The Bloop posted:
Hard to get scale from that picture but that egg looks big as poo poo.
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Goin to a vaudeville show looking like a goddamn commando with all my egg holsters and tomato bandoliers
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just what we needed for these trying times
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tangy yet delightful posted:Hard to get scale from that picture but that egg looks big as poo poo. at first glance it does appear to be huge, but I measured the width of my belt (about 1.5 inches) and the length of one of the eggs in my fridge (about 2 inches) and roughly compared the amount of egg in the image that overlaps the top and bottom of his belt (about half an inch) and then realized not only does it seem to check out, but I also really need to value my time more
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The Bloop posted:
need about 8 of these across the front of my chest like bullets
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Big Egg
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blatman posted:at first glance it does appear to be huge, but I measured the width of my belt (about 1.5 inches) and the length of one of the eggs in my fridge (about 2 inches) and roughly compared the amount of egg in the image that overlaps the top and bottom of his belt (about half an inch) and then realized not only does it seem to check out, but I also really need to value my time more thxs 4 ur service
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paul_soccer12 posted:Big Egg begg
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I tried transporting a egg without that device, and boy do I have egg on my face!
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BonHair posted:I tried transporting a egg without that device, and boy do I have egg on my face! 
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Plank Walker posted:transport is fine, but what solutions exist for tactically DEPLOYING an egg anywhere? Pander to the military. Boom, millions of dollars for new, field expedient breakfast vessel. Troop is issued two at breakfast and exchanges empties for fresh eggs next breakfast. Lost tactical egg containers will be charged against monthly LES. Starting down this path means eventually you can release Mk.2, with added salt dispenser.
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BonHair posted:I tried transporting a egg without that device, and boy do I have egg on my face! eggcelent story seriously, it’s also a multi tool because you can put chocolate eggs in it also, very handy
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blatman posted:at first glance it does appear to be huge, but I measured the width of my belt (about 1.5 inches) and the length of one of the eggs in my fridge (about 2 inches) and roughly compared the amount of egg in the image that overlaps the top and bottom of his belt (about half an inch) and then realized not only does it seem to check out, but I also really need to value my time more while I certainly value my time too much to do that, I think it was a perfect use of yours
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HashtagGirlboss posted:while I certainly value my time too much to do that, I think it was a perfect use of yours Good thread/post combo.
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HashtagGirlboss posted:while I certainly value my time too much to do that, I think it was a perfect use of yours
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eyyyy greatest country in da world
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