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Escape From Noise posted:I think about this excerpt from the Wikipedia page on Thomas Kinkade a lot...
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I've hit on nurses before but not in a professional setting. just like out in the world cant wait for my 5g nanobots to be fully operational so I can go hit on nurses and non-nurses alike again
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Apr 7, 2021 17:40
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more falafel please posted:I've hit on nurses before but not in a professional setting. just like out in the world Big  over here. I miss looking at nice butts in the wild abd then touching those butts too
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Apr 7, 2021 18:10
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I also miss looking at nice butts and then running and hiding cause I cannot handle talking to people I like
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Apr 7, 2021 18:24
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Rarity posted:I also miss looking at nice butts and then running and hiding cause I cannot handle talking to people I like
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Apr 7, 2021 18:46
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I dunno. My romantic life hasn't changed much since covid |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:02
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I can't stop thinking about the stench trench. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:09
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Gramps posted:If you're hitting on a nurse successfully while they're stabbing your dong for medical reasons you are a god and should write a book (unless you have a godly hog or something in which case nice moves good for you) It was my vasectomy surgery, so while it was close to them stabbing my dong, the stabbing was happening elsewhere. That said: while it'd be cool if my hog was so nice that a spider with eyelashes was inspired to write Some Pig, I am only slightly above average in Hog Quality and cannot attribute my success to that. I don't need to write a book, I can tell you the secret to game right here and now: Don't worry about it. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:17
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i was supposed to get the close-to-hog stabbing this past year but then the Current Unpleasantness happened and i was not inclined to get elective surgery. time's running out though because there's an iud that needs to come out this year
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Apr 7, 2021 19:21
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cruft posted:I can't stop thinking about the stench trench. now there's a trough with butts a plenty edit: even king francis can't stop thinking about the trench  "In my dreams, I'm back there. And waking a burden to me." How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 7, 2021
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Apr 7, 2021 19:26
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I started a club in college called the Silent Protagonists because I got very tired of my introverted nerd friends constantly coming to me for relationship/dating advice because I was the only one among them who'd managed to have not one, but multiple relationships. The idea was that it'd save time teaching all of them all at once instead of having the same conversation eight times in a day, and it worked for a few months until the advice worked enough that most of them picked up girlfriends except for the misanthropic few who thought that state-mandated girlfriends were the next big thing. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:36
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How Wonderful! posted:now there's a trough with butts a plenty! Where all is foul, and nothing minty! I speak of course about the twenty- Two foot deep'ning trench; When barking's done, and death devours, Little dogs compost to flowers, Canine sprits spend their hours Sniffing at the stench! cruft fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Apr 7, 2021 |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:41
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cruft posted:Where all is foul, and nothing minty!
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Apr 7, 2021 19:48
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hi, BYOB. if i made you a dish it would involve ginger garlic lemon tomato paste (dop) jalapeño rice coconut oil tofu snow pea coriander happy wednesday |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:49
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cruft posted:Where all is foul, and nothing minty!
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Apr 7, 2021 19:50
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cruft posted:Where all is foul, and nothing minty! For some reason this reminded me of the Raymond Carver poem Your Dog Dies |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:51
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kuskus posted:hi, BYOB. if i made you a dish it would involve Hot drat, count me in. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:52
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cruft posted:I can't stop thinking about the stench trench. Mods, this is a pro tier forum subtitle and I swear to GOD, FORUM DADS,I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCED LEAVE YOU A NICE SNACK IF YOU JUST MAKE IT THIS EVEN FOR A DAY |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:52
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My back's been all messed up since Friday so the past five days have been spent baked and eating food in bed. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:53
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Kith posted:I started a club in college called the Silent Protagonists because I got very tired of my introverted nerd friends constantly coming to me for relationship/dating advice because I was the only one among them who'd managed to have not one, but multiple relationships. The idea was that it'd save time teaching all of them all at once instead of having the same conversation eight times in a day, and it worked for a few months until the advice worked enough that most of them picked up girlfriends except for the misanthropic few who thought that state-mandated girlfriends were the next big thing. I have a few friends that are constantly telling me "I just don't understand how YOU can have MULTIPLE partners" and honestly the secret is this I don't either but you could phrase that a little nicer, jeez. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:55
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Achtane posted:My back's been all messed up since Friday so the past five days have been spent baked and eating food in bed. How many goon burritos have you woken up next to Be honest |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:55
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Teddy Thunders posted:I have a few friends that are constantly telling me "I just don't understand how YOU can have MULTIPLE partners" and honestly the secret is this I don't either but you could phrase that a little nicer, jeez. This is the point where I would start seductively yet awkwardly lifting my shirt up, exposing my dad belly, while explaining "oh I don't know either, gee, what could it be?" But then I only have one wife and we have sex fully clothed through a hole in the bedsheet and then only the one time in order to make a baby, so what do I know. |
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Apr 7, 2021 19:59
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One time a lady let me see her boobs. Later she broke up with me. COINCIDENCE??? |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:01
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Escape From Noise posted:One time a lady let me see her boobs. Later she broke up with me. COINCIDENCE??? The first boob I saw was my mom and I was a nursing baby. But the second boob I saw was at Uncle Cliff's in line for the tilt-a-whirl and this woman in front of me had a sort of kimono shirt and I was at just the right angle so that when I looked in that direction, blammo, boob. For years--nay, decades--I hoped to non-accidentally catch a similar glimpse, but it never happened again. That was a magical day indeed. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:05
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Teddy Thunders posted:I have a few friends that are constantly telling me "I just don't understand how YOU can have MULTIPLE partners" and honestly the secret is this I don't either but you could phrase that a little nicer, jeez. I had someone get so angry that I was poly that they stopped talking to me because I was "taking more than my fair share". Also I think you're neat and am not the least bit surprised to hear of your success, don't listen to them lame-os |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:16
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Kith posted:I had someone get so angry that I was poly that they stopped talking to me because I was "taking more than my fair share". This is just the strangest thing to me. Do you think people honestly believe that the sort of person who'd be in a poly relationship would date someone with their head up their rear end if not for the greedy poly person scooping them up? |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:27
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cruft posted:This is just the strangest thing to me. Do you think people honestly believe that the sort of person who'd be in a poly relationship would date someone with their head up their rear end if not for the greedy poly person scooping them up? I've decided to take this to its logical conclusion and become panamorous. You are all dating me now. Thinkin' about catching a movie with all 7 billion of you later this week if my schedule clears up. Stay tuned. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:29
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cruft posted:I've decided to take this to its logical conclusion and become panamorous. You are all dating me now. If you all play your cards right we can come back to my place for some fun times. I can probably fit about 60 people in the house if we don't move around too much, so at 120 seconds per group of 60, we should be done in 440 years. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:32
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if anything it's a backwards way of thinking, because the more people who are poly, the more "available" people there are. like if all the world was polyamorous then in a technical sense everyone would be available at all times (this does not count things like, whether or not someone has the time for another relationship, or feels like it, etc)
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Apr 7, 2021 20:32
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alnilam posted:if anything it's a backwards way of thinking, because the more people who are poly, the more "available" people there are. like if all the world was polyamorous then in a technical sense everyone would be available at all times (this does not count things like, whether or not someone has the time for another relationship, or feels like it, etc) Lookin' forward to August 8, 2292 from 14:45 to 14:47, hot stuff 
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Apr 7, 2021 20:34
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Kith posted:I had someone get so angry that I was poly that they stopped talking to me because I was "taking more than my fair share". They were polyangerous
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Apr 7, 2021 20:35
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cruft posted:This is just the strangest thing to me. Do you think people honestly believe that the sort of person who'd be in a poly relationship would date someone with their head up their rear end if not for the greedy poly person scooping them up? Yes. 100%. Absolutely. Totally and completely. There's some loving "infographic" floating around PUA spaces about how it's natural that only the most successful men will monopolize the "sexual economy" and take all of the viable partners for themselves and that "the rise of open relationships and polyamory" is the harbinger of it becoming socially acceptable for "people like me" to ruin it for everyone else. I've seen some incredibly pathetic nerd poo poo in my time, but the knots that people will tie themselves into over not being able to get dates blows my drat mind. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:38
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Kith posted:PUA spaces let me just stop you right there. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:39
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yeah I'm into PUAs Posting Up A Storm
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Apr 7, 2021 20:42
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cruft posted:let me just stop you right there. Sure, but the problem is that idiot hellfuckers bring their horrible garbage out of those spaces. Avoiding garbage isn't as simple as staying out of the dumpster when someone decides to throw the garbage at you. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:44
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alnilam posted:yeah I'm into PUAs an example we must all follow |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:45
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Kith posted:Yes. is there a nonbinary equivalent of a Chad because i guess that's me. a Devin maybe
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cruft posted:I've decided to take this to its logical conclusion and become panamorous.  Oh, I intend to, 1980s magazine ad. I intend to. |
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Apr 7, 2021 20:47
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more falafel please posted:is there a nonbinary equivalent of a Chad because i guess that's me. a Devin maybe Max is a nonbinary name |
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which is why I use it 
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