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Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Testing the 2nd round of 5G nanites by posting directly to the TFF chat thread.

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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

They're so powerful the post was a snype.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Vaccine type gangs are dumb but my employer makes a (non-active) component of the Modern vaccine so thank you everyone who got the Moderna vaccine for helping me keep my job :) and thank you to everyone who's gotten vaccinated in general I guess.

E: just to clarify my job wasn't in danger or anything, this just made it more secure.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 8, 2021

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


C-Euro posted:

Vaccine type gangs are dumb but my employer makes a (non-active) component of the Modern vaccine so thank you everyone who got the Moderna vaccine for helping me keep my job :) and thank you to everyone who's gotten vaccinated in general I guess.

First, thank you for your contribution. Second, vaccine gangs aren't dumb, you're dumb!!!!!!!!! Moderna Men for life!!!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1380142892338012160?s=19

https://youtu.be/mRNX6XJOeGU

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Elon Musk is lying.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
So you aren’t even reading the headlines anymore?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Amy Pole Her posted:

So you aren’t even reading the headlines anymore?

Elon Musks Business Partner is lying

I also read the article.

quote:

In August 2020, Musk debuted Gertrude, a pig that Neuralink had implanted a small computer chip in its brain. The chip was planted near the part of the brain that controls its snout, so as Gertrude ate, a computer showed waves and spikes being emitted from the chip, monitoring Gertrude’s neural response.

Hodak didn’t further explain what technology Neuralink could use to engineer the long-extinct dinosaurs.

Which is the dumbest poo poo I’ve seen in a while.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Elon Musks Business Partner is lying

I also read the article.


Which is the dumbest poo poo I’ve seen in a while.

wow cool they did something surgeons started doing 120 years ago

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I'm looking forward to Musk putting a chip in a dogs brain that shows an increase in electric activity at the salivary glands when a dinner bell is rung

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Paint Crop Pro posted:

I'm looking forward to Musk putting a chip in a dogs brain that shows an increase in electric activity at the salivary glands when a dinner bell is rung

Poor dog runs right into a fire truck

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Official Pfizer Pfreak as of 10 minutes ago. No negative symptoms yet so I can only assume I've been made immortal by mRNA magics.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Join usssss

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I thought I was mostly over the vaccine poo poo but then I rolled over onto the injection site twice and woke right up last night. That needle was big as gently caress so I'm not surprised but holy hell

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Guze posted:

Poor dog runs right into a fire truck

Goddammit, this made me laugh more than it should.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Official Pfizer Pfreak as of 10 minutes ago. No negative symptoms yet so I can only assume I've been made immortal by mRNA magics.

Welcome Pfriend! Enjoy your new supermodel looks and massive shlong!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I guess I got lucky in that the shot seemed like normal flu shot size. Which is nice because for whatever reason needles in general do make me nervous.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I didn't even look at the needle, I just looked the other way which works great for shots and blood draws.

Ripping off the bandaid from my sasquatch pauldrons hurt more than the needle, and I only had mild discomfort in the arm.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/PghPublicSafety/status/1380178212005810180/photo/1
People freaking out because of a harmless Black Rat Snake at our local park

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Wanna see a take?

https://twitter.com/AlysiaStarnes/status/1379845003619536897?s=19

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Those issues are so unrelated It makes me wonder if the intention behind that is just taking a shot at Omar because she doesn't have antebellum heritage.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Just got back from a J&J event. The whole thing was really well organized with a consistent stream of people but no lines since they had so many stations at every point.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/PghPublicSafety/status/1380178212005810180/photo/1
People freaking out because of a harmless Black Rat Snake at our local park

Kill all snakes

Kill them all

I don't care

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

Silly Burrito posted:

Kill all snakes

Kill them all

I don't care

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvhw7jnYi0

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Silly Burrito posted:

Kill all snakes

Kill them all

I don't care



Careful, she'll get ya

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
YOOO WHERE MY PFREAKS AT

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

C-Euro posted:

Vaccine type gangs are dumb but my employer makes a (non-active) component of the Modern vaccine so thank you everyone who got the Moderna vaccine for helping me keep my job :) and thank you to everyone who's gotten vaccinated in general I guess.

E: just to clarify my job wasn't in danger or anything, this just made it more secure.

There's nothing dumb about a harmless game that results in everyone being vaccinated

Also moderna for life

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Hot Diggity! posted:

YOOO WHERE MY PFREAKS AT
welcome to the resistance my pfriend

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Intruder posted:

There's nothing dumb about a harmless game that results in everyone being vaccinated

Also moderna for life

Saw, but all the needles in the pit have vaccines in them.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Hot Diggity! posted:

YOOO WHERE MY PFREAKS AT

CALLING ALL PFREAKS

I gotta say I can feel those Microsoft Nanites working and baby, I like it

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:

iwentdoodie posted:



Careful, she'll get ya

Please boop that beautiful snoot for me.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Hot Diggity! posted:

YOOO WHERE MY PFREAKS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6N8r1kUTM

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

iwentdoodie posted:



Careful, she'll get ya

I’ve never understood people who keep birds as pets, I know they’re entirely capable of being social, playful, loving creatures, but I just can’t anthropomorphize them beyond a screeching pea-brained waste of poultry. Reptiles and amphibians, on the other hand, no trouble at all, they can be so dang cute and adorable!

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/PghPublicSafety/status/1380178212005810180/photo/1
People freaking out because of a harmless Black Rat Snake at our local park

Reports of a small snake the size of a large snake

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Finally. Scheduled for first dose of Moderna on Tuesday at 4:20.

Where my Moderna heads at?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’ve never understood people who keep birds as pets, I know they’re entirely capable of being social, playful, loving creatures, but I just can’t anthropomorphize them beyond a screeching pea-brained waste of poultry. Reptiles and amphibians, on the other hand, no trouble at all, they can be so dang cute and adorable!

My ex's uncle's wife (yes this sounds like one of those things that never happened stories) had a macaw and oh god gently caress ever having a macaw

And for Blindsite's benefit: same person is also cousins with Jake Shields. Sadly I never got to meet him

(she was also a horrible oxy addict and they divorced and I have no idea what became of her)

Intruder fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Apr 8, 2021

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Kalli posted:

Finally. Scheduled for first dose of Moderna on Tuesday at 4:20.

Where my Moderna heads at?



420 smoke Moderna errryday

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This old lady who lived next to my grandparents had a parrot that I'd go visit when I was a youngin and she was extremely insistent that I never get one, because she was going to die, and had no one to take care of that bird that was gonna live for decades longer.

Lady also loved Jesus Christ Superstar and the Parrot would randomly shout JESUS CHRIST a lot, it was extremely funny.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Kalli posted:

Finally. Scheduled for first dose of Moderna on Tuesday at 4:20.

Where my Moderna heads at?



:whatup:

Welcome to the cool person gang.

New AV went through thanks SB / Athanatos!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Meanwhile a macaw will also live for 80 years but it spends that entire time, instead of saying "jesus christ", screaming at a painful decibel level

People warn you before getting a dog it's a 10-15 year commitment. Birds are literally a lifetime commitment

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kalli posted:

Finally. Scheduled for first dose of Moderna on Tuesday at 4:20.

Where my Moderna heads at?



I get #2 on monday.

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