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answer 1 9 8.33%
answer 2 15 13.89%
answer 3 48 44.44%
answer 4 36 33.33%
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Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

hatty posted:

A TLOU remake is the dullest news I’ve heard. Throwing people into the crunch mines to tell the same story people played through nine years ago, just lame as hell. Has Naughty Dog fixed their poo poo yet or was that all swept under the rug because game good?

Didn’t that game already get a remastered edition a few years ago?

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Okami update: I have gained the power to pee on my enemies

xedo
Nov 7, 2011

Larryb posted:

Didn’t that game already get a remastered edition a few years ago?

Original version was summer 2013, remaster was summer 2014.

I could understand a ps5 remastering, but if this really a remake... yeah, why?

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

It makes more sense when you realise the remake is a kart racer

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

hatty posted:

A TLOU remake is the dullest news I’ve heard. Throwing people into the crunch mines to tell the same story people played through nine years ago, just lame as hell. Has Naughty Dog fixed their poo poo yet or was that all swept under the rug because game good?

It got critical acclaim but it felt like there was more push back against it for a mixture of good and lovely reasons.

Acerbatus
Jun 26, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Help Im Alive posted:

It makes more sense when you realise the remake is a kart racer

The Fast of Us

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Just copy and paste TLOU with TLOU2's assets. I can't think what in that game actually needs to be remade.

Jak & Daxter is right there if they want to do something new with a Naughty Dog property. :negative:

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Acerbatus posted:

The Fast of Us

2 Last 2 Fast of Us: Tokyo Drift0

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Remake Ape Escape you shits

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

stev posted:

Just copy and paste TLOU with TLOU2's assets. I can't think what in that game actually needs to be remade.

Jak & Daxter is right there if they want to do something new with a Naughty Dog property. :negative:

Jak and Daxter X: Combat Racing Remastered

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

hatty posted:

Remake Ape Escape you shits

I forget, is that series even still going or did it die out a little while ago?

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
TLOU Remake would be worth it if they went the FF7 Remake route and got really weird with it

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

Larryb posted:

I forget, is that series even still going or did it die out a little while ago?

Last main game released fifteen years ago

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Rarity posted:

Okami update: I have gained the power to pee on my enemies

Pfft, big deal. I unlocked that power decades ago.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Larryb posted:

I forget, is that series even still going or did it die out a little while ago?

Died 15 years ago and last year got a twitter account hyping it up that ended with what in hindsight was a "you didn't interact enough with us and we're all fired at Playstation Japan"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Rarity posted:

Okami update: I have gained the power to pee on my enemies

Welcome to the club.:clint:

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

Rarity posted:

Okami update: I have gained the power to pee on my enemies

let us know when you gain the power to pee on your friends

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Dr. Fishopolis posted:

let us know when you gain the power to pee on your friends

that's death stranding

*checks off "make same joke on discord and in thread simultaneously" on bingo card*

BisbyWorl
Jan 12, 2019

Knowledge is pain plus observation.


Rarity posted:

Okami update: I have gained the power to pee on my enemies

Downside: It overwrites your in-combat bark button

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Simone Magus posted:

TLOU Remake would be worth it if they went the FF7 Remake route and got really weird with it

New Funky Abby Mode Included.

And then the big twist at the end, Abby gains the power to leave that doomed universe and start traveling to other Playstation Universes.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

wuggles posted:

that's death stranding

*checks off "make same joke on discord and in thread simultaneously" on bingo card*

You made a completely different joke on discord though

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Hey Gamer Cooks, here's your next challenge

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


Poutine is gross. I loved it 20 years ago.

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
The Last of Us is an odd one, it's not a bad time but it never struck me as outstanding, I remember it feeling increasingly rushed towards the end. It's just not exciting to hear they are remaking it, almost feels a bit surreal like it's a joke.

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Harrow posted:

Yeah, Dragon Quest is sorta the comfy, charming bedtime story RPG series. Not in the sense of "it's boring and will put you to sleep," but more in the sense that it's a comfortable setting with often-relaxed gameplay and a whole lot of charm. It's something you can play to just kick back and have a nice time. There's just enough depth and interactivity in the combat to make it fun (assuming you like turn-based combat to begin with) but not so much to be intimidating or require a ton of thought or planning.

The stories are never particularly complex but they're pretty good and usually carried by interesting, charming characters.

This owns. Thank you, I really appreciate your insight!

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



I can't believe someone let Jim Ryan run the company, what a disaster.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Maybe they were angling for a tie-in with the TV series? Pedro Pascal Joel

Arzaac
Jan 2, 2020


LawfulWaffle posted:

I'm pumped for the SaGa Frontier remake but I'm more excited about the possibility of a SaGa Frontier 2 remake.

:sickos:

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

Harrow posted:

Somehow I've never played it but I really should. I've heard the 3DS remake of it is really good. Maybe I'll get it after the SaGa Frontier remaster

This is a trap. I kept being told "ohhhh DQ7 takes a while to get ramped up but once it does it's great, just keep going!" and I got 80 hours in before quitting

psychoJ
Feb 24, 2011

Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy

Simone Magus posted:

TLOU Remake would be worth it if they went the FF7 Remake route and got really weird with it

hell yeah, let's get a rhythm mini game in there somewhere, Joel dancing to a dubstep remix of the tlou theme

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Instead they're just going to force employees to watch snuff films with their eyes pinned open like Clockwork Orange.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Saw this posted on Reddit today. I'd forgotten most of the game except for SPACE but man it's great viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7jpO3PSRy0

Tim Curry's little smirk at 4:04 is just :discourse:

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Saint Freak posted:

Instead they're just going to force employees to watch snuff films with their eyes pinned open like Clockwork Orange.

For me, that's Tuesday...

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
Holy poo poo i literally just now realized it's Friday and I can go to a gay bar tonight

Heck yeah. I hope the swingers aren't there again

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
God I can't wait to go to a gay bar again

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Which DMX songs should I listen to today? :(

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUaXkm9Q-JU

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

I said come in! posted:

Which DMX songs should I listen to today? :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jo3Zg1n7Jk

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


perfect

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Well everyone, today is April 9

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