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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

It's a British expression. It means trying to rile someone up or lying or something.

This is like the bit in The Great Escape where the guard says "Good luck".

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Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


No motherfucker's going to take my piss, it's safely secured in the old jam jars in my cellar.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Bad news friend, someone already did.
:nms: https://i.imgur.com/XLUpxoc.jpg :nms:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Gripweed posted:

It's a British expression. It means trying to rile someone up or lying or something.

Taking the piss.

You might be confusing it with "pulling your leg"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I think he might be pissing your leg there.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
everyone do clapclaps clapclap time for brave wartimes majesty highness duke taptam phillip tom :holy:

Feats of Strength
Feb 9, 2012

Man, If god told me to sacrifice my son I'd tell
him to fuck off.
I've been wondering if he's not been dead for days/weeks at this point. I'm expecting to see ever transparent palace reports similar to those of a few weeks ago which made a point about him walking in and out of hospital for treatment of his mild infection.

He probably walked down to the Morgue too, and will presently be walking to the Hurst whereupon he will walk unaided into the Windsor family crypt for a few centuries of well deserved rest.

Ben Soosneb
Jun 18, 2009

massive spider posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean

Breakfast for every meal

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010


New thread title imo.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

I want an updated version of the Queen Mother remembrance book jokes, of yore.

https://twitter.com/b3ta/status/990183676205064193

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I care as much about Royal deaths as I do about Royal babies this is going to be an unbearable week

The Interloper
Jan 11, 2010

- dig that bunky feat -
Salad Prong

Feats of Strength posted:

I've been wondering if he's not been dead for days/weeks at this point. I'm expecting to see ever transparent palace reports similar to those of a few weeks ago which made a point about him walking in and out of hospital for treatment of his mild infection.

He probably walked down to the Morgue too, and will presently be walking to the Hurst whereupon he will walk unaided into the Windsor family crypt for a few centuries of well deserved rest.

By the look of him, he'd probably been dead for at least a couple of years already and only now suddenly remembered to stop moving.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Communist Thoughts posted:

I care as much about Royal deaths

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
What

https://twitter.com/harrykind/status/1380549824488079379?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The most fitting obit for him is a bizarre racial non-sequitur.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
rip to an actual real king, dmx :(

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

The Duke's spirit lives on.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

bump_fn posted:

rip to an actual real king, dmx :(

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Guavanaut posted:

The most fitting obit for him is a bizarre racial non-sequitur.

It's what he would have wanted

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

bump_fn posted:

rip to an actual real king, dmx :(

They're together in heaven now

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Wasn't DMX, much like Ol' Phil the Duke, a really horrible person?

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Dead Goon posted:

Wasn't DMX, much like Ol' Phil the Duke, a really horrible person?

IIRC he was into dogfighting and was pretty homophobic.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Accidentally caught 20 seconds of ITV's coverage. It was some bloke cheerfully reminiscing about the time he used 'slit eyed' as a descriptor for Chinese people - because in a way he was bang on, they do have different eyes. :bravo:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Pour one out for DMX, he died so that some other guy's death could be completely overshadowed forever.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ShehabKhan/status/1380530196915314694

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Communist Thoughts posted:

I care as much about Royal deaths as I do about Royal babies this is going to be an unbearable week

it's going to be amazing

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Gripweed posted:

It's a British expression. It means trying to rile someone up or lying or something.

You utter loving clown.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

What possesses people to think they need to start talking like this?

https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1380570950119342085

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



smellmycheese posted:

What possesses people to think they need to start talking like this?

https://twitter.com/RhonddaBryant/status/1380570950119342085

Not a single 'he's not going to shag you mate' response under that tweet. :(

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


XMNN posted:

it's going to be amazing

I wish I could enjoy it because the content is going to be flowing but gaaaaah

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


stev posted:

Not a single 'he's not going to shag you mate' response under that tweet. :(

Be the change, etc., etc?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I think DMX was a worse person than Phil from Greece. One fought in a war against Nazis, the other made dogs fight to the death.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
does anyone know how you apply to get sealed up in his tomb to spend eternity serving him in the afterlife, i suspect he's going to get a very nice palace in the eternal reed plains

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

josh04 posted:

I want an updated version of the Queen Mother remembrance book jokes, of yore.

https://twitter.com/b3ta/status/990183676205064193

As long as someone's archiving the twitter takes we're good

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Grouchio posted:

Queen dead soon?

Doubtful. She'll probably hang on for years just to spite Charles. When informed of his death, she'll reply "One has done one's duty" before smashing her phylactery and collapsing into a pile of dust at the age of 116.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i can't see Charles being around for long, his fingers look like sweet potatoes

i mean i'm not a doctor but that ain't right

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Grouchio posted:

Queen dead soon?

The Queen Mum (gawd bless 'er) outlived George VI by 50 years.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

i can't see Charles being around for long, his fingers look like sweet potatoes

i mean i'm not a doctor but that ain't right

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



stev posted:

Not a single 'he's not going to shag you mate' response under that tweet. :(

https://twitter.com/JohnBDinners/status/1380580432970977282

Thank you Johnny Big Dinners.

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1380579495124557832?s=20

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