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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

BLOBby Newmark posted:

well i guess i'm going to have to watch this now, because i have questions



Putting on my movie-watching cyber-goggles like

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Putting on my movie-watching cyber-goggles like


what dis from

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Alan Smithee posted:

what dis from

BLOBby Newmark posted:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109575/

well i guess i'm going to have to watch this now, because i have questions

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


it is an interesting movie because they rip off so much

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol last film he directed was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

haveblue posted:

dunno about a dictator but peter thiel has been doing that so there's a good chance he dies horribly

yeah apparently every blood transfusion you get carries a small, but nonzero, risk of just randomly having a massive fatal stroke. total brainsplosion and nobody really knows why.

here's to hoping

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

duz posted:

it is an interesting movie because they rip off so much

it is a great brad dourif vehicle

also the main character was in 'the rift' which i only saw recently and was pretty lolbad

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Putting on my movie-watching cyber-goggles like


I didnt ask for this



hold on a sec, just gotta get these clipped into place

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

I didnt ask for this



hold on a sec, just gotta get these clipped into place

Hey what the hell these are just opaque black plastic I can't see poo poo!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

NoneMoreNegative posted:


Hey what the hell these are just opaque black plastic I can't see poo poo!


Congratulations on your purchase of the Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

narrator: it can't

Isn't blood replace pretty often in the body anyway? So the blood in an 80 year old is, barring diseases, pretty much as good as the blood of someone 60 years their junior?

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
The 80 year old will generate platelets at about the same time, but the shorter telomeres in their bone marrow means their blood will be more bitter and spiteful.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



neosloth posted:

I wanna know what an average heated gamer session sounds like with all the options set to "some"

just a lot of angry shouting about holes

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/holly/status/1380593493962334215

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


good god why would you ever want to be brought back to life in whatever corporation hellworld exists in the future

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Roosevelt posted:

good god why would you ever want to be brought back to life in whatever corporation hellworld exists in the future

if you're the corporation it seems sweet as hell

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

just make sure your ai doesn’t manipulate your daughter-wife into killing you

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


these cryogenic preservation services are such good grift, when you sign up you pay them a handsome fee which they use to set up a trust "in your name" to pay for storage and revival in perpetuity

just living off the accrued interest of dozens of estates

how many family members get to learn when the cryogenic team wheels out the corpse that what was supposed to be their inheritance went with it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



PCjr sidecar posted:

just make sure your ai doesn’t manipulate your daughter-wife into killing you

psh like that's the only copy

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



the perpetual life of the finn seems the most realistic outcome

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

Roosevelt posted:

good god why would you ever want to be brought back to life in whatever corporation hellworld exists in the future

or a utopia that views 21st century meatbags as irredeemably barbaric so they cast you out of HeavenTM

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

or a utopia that views 21st century meatbags as irredeemably barbaric so they cast you out of HeavenTM

pretty sure that happened in a TNG episode and lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
send your money to
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send your coffin to
1BodyEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



psiox posted:

pretty sure that happened in a TNG episode and lol

there's a good issue of transmetropolitan about people who are awoken by the cryonics corporation after being frozen for hundreds of years, but their policies didn't pay for any support when they pop out, so they all get immediately traumatized by the various extremities of the future and end up as catatonic charity cases

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PCjr sidecar posted:

just make sure your ai doesn’t manipulate your daughter-wife into killing you

What's this from? It sounds so familiar


Truman Peyote posted:

there's a good issue of transmetropolitan about people who are awoken by the cryonics corporation after being frozen for hundreds of years, but their policies didn't pay for any support when they pop out, so they all get immediately traumatized by the various extremities of the future and end up as catatonic charity cases

I've never read it but I've seen that page and it's pretty good and I wish I'd read it now

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this from? It sounds so familiar

neuromancer

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
waking up in 200 years and realising how out of touch you are with meme culture :negative:

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib


you cannot grasp the true form of giygas' meme!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1380625452126019584?s=20

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the grift continues

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



ConanTheLibrarian posted:

waking up in 200 years and realising how out of touch you are with meme culture :negative:

sounds like being released from mind prison tbh

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

waking up in 200 years and realising how out of touch you are with meme culture :negative:

The onion will probably still be running that "in the only country where this regularly happens" article.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



> uk personal finance

oh my god they're coming from inside the island!!! gently caress!!!!

epitaph
Dec 31, 2008
always amusing to see people with way too much money ask reddit for investment advice

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Maybe they could build some kind of enormous triangular stone monument, with all their wealth sealed inside it.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Doom Mathematic posted:

Maybe they could build some kind of enormous triangular stone monument, with all their wealth sealed inside it.

when i said "secure my riches with the blockchain" that's not what I meant!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



cuneiform wallets

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1381754034818801666?s=20

https://twitter.com/lucyjamesgames/status/1381640837587558403

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Apr 13, 2021

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



why not just evolve controllers so they fit human hands :thunk:

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