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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ehud, what’s your baby’s username?

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
And here I thought this thread was against evictions :colbert:

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Bird in a Blender posted:

Ehud, what’s your baby’s username?

Print The Bibs

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Was catching up on this thread from yesterday and drat what a ride! Congrats Ehud!!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

ozymandius1024 posted:

Print The Bibs

!

I can't wait for her to be old enough to learn about the legend of Ryan Tannehill, the Hennewagon, and all the glorious Dolphins history you have to share.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Grittybeard posted:

!

I can't wait for her to be old enough to learn about the legend of Ryan Tannehill, the Hennewagon, and all the glorious Dolphins history you have to share.

Don't forget Cleo Lemon!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
In honor of our resident strong man having a child, I present this dunk:

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1380862311653634048?s=19

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Your wife and child will spend the night in the hospital tonight. You can go home and set up the bassinet and have your last quiet glass of booze ever while doing it.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Catching up, good luck, Mrs. and Mr. Ehud. Knowing what i do about you, you'll be a fantastic father.

vvvv Congratulations Ehud! Hope you don't forget what sleep feels like!

420_Power_Rangers fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Apr 10, 2021

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

:woop:

Congratulations! What's the name?

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Life comes at you fast.

















Congrats! Hope mama and the baby are doing well!

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Congrats, my man!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

fartknocker posted:

:woop:

Congratulations! What's the name?

Gonna guess Shamgar.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

fartknocker posted:

:woop:

Congratulations! What's the name?

Donshula PerfectSeason Ehud

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo



But seriously congratulations! Enjoy every minute of it, and there's no shame on having the nurses watch baby for a few hours at night if they offer.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/firagawalkwthme/status/1380613631193190403?s=21

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Yooooooooooo

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Can she throw a spiral yet?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Whats her PR?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Holy wow congrats Ehud and Mrs. Ehud and new baby Ehud!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

swickles posted:

Can she throw a spiral yet?

Gonna need a 40 time and her bench reps ASAP

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

TFF Chat: It's a Girlfin!

Congratulations!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fartknocker posted:

Gonna need a 40 time and her bench reps ASAP

I mean with Molly and Finn coaching her there's no chance this kid doesn't end up yoked and fast as hell.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Grittybeard posted:

I mean with Molly and Finn coaching her there's no chance this kid doesn't end up yoked and fast as hell.

Her 3 cone drill and 40 splits will be insane.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Congratulations! I have lots of experience keeping newborns alive and fed via breast so reach out if you need anything. Soak up these first few hours with your new family because stuff starts moving pretty fast.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







What sport are you going to force them to play

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Yeah well I prestiged in Deep Rock Galactic last night, so we all have a lot going on right now it sounds like.











Congrats Ehud & Mrs. Ehud! This was a very entertaining thread to catch up this morning.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh man I looked it up because I knew it was recent, but Ehud your wife gave birth less than two weeks after chasing Molly around an agility course.

That woman is a goddamned menace. Like, that's some superhuman poo poo.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Apr 10, 2021

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Congrats!!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FizFashizzle posted:

What sport are you going to force them to play

Counter-Strike

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Congrats! Hope mom and kiddo are doing well!

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Congrats to ehud! hoping mom and baby are doing well.

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shirts and skins posted:

This day is call'd the feast of Crispian...

I was a theater dork in high school and was in a version of Henry V, this speech absolutely owned.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

Congratulations and holy poo poo!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Congrats Ehud! Come on man, it's draft time, give us the measurables.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Becoming a mod and a father in the same month - truly the gods must smile upon you

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Kalli posted:

Congrats Ehud! Come on man, it's draft time, give us the measurables.

Indeed, post the deets!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Rienne Penny Ehud has shown tremendous grit and determination, and is a true student of the game.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Lordy that was quick. Congratulations!

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