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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kalli posted:

Congrats Ehud! Come on man, it's draft time, give us the measurables.

Hand over the baby stats.


baby stats Baby Stats BABY STATS BABY STATS!!!

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Yeah, we’re gonna need the 40 time STAT

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

C-Euro posted:

Lordy that was quick.

Words from Mrs. Ehud eight months ago. :dadjoke:

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy
Congratulations EHUD! Glad to hear things went well and enjoy every moment!

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo

holy poo poo man congrats

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Congrats! Baby came out so fast it was almost like a dlineman blindsiding the qb there eh eh EH?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Thanks everybody :haw:

What a crazy surprise.

Stats

5 weeks early
5lbs 11 oz
18.25” long
13.25” head (what the hell this is huge)
11.75” chest

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh god a run stuffing safety :ohdear:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Things are good though right? I have no clue what good numbers there are, I figure low weight would be expected but something easy to deal with?

I don't even know enough to know if that's abnormally low weight, I just know I was a relatively fat baby since I grew up having a thing on my wall with my birthdate/time/weight.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ehud posted:

Thanks everybody :haw:

What a crazy surprise.

Stats

5 weeks early
5lbs 11 oz
18.25” long
13.25” head (what the hell this is huge)
11.75” chest

We need a 40 time too. :colbert:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
a little smol but still not bad. grats ehud!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I went to bed and wake up and Ehud had his kid???

Grats man!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mr. Nice! posted:

a little smol but still not bad. grats ehud!

Yeah that's pretty big for that early. My sister and my father were both a month early and both were 4 pounds-ish.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
In line for my first vaccine shot and they're playing Sexual Healing while we wait, good Saturday so far.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Congrats Ehud. Hell of a Chat thread ride this morning!

Take care of that family. Always remember your kids birthday is the mom's special day too.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Hope they managed to keep your baby out of the NICU. My kid spent six weeks there because he was 8 weeks early. Not a lot of fun.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

As of 9:56

I am a father

Holy poo poo
Congrats brother. Print The Onesies

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

Disneyposting becomes mandatory

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Grats Ehud!! I hope it being a few weeks early means it's doing alright!

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

Oh god the mods are coming from inside the thread

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

I'd rather not get permabanned for disrespecting the mouse. So please don't.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Whoops, first day mistake on the job already. Sorry about that.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 10, 2021

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Baby Ehud skipped the intro character selection cutscene & messed with the create-a-character sliders, sacrificing character points in size for speed.

Also SB becoming a mod makes me wonder when I'll get my star.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



SBs a mod now too?

Can we confirm there are no bounties for mods?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Congrats ehud!

We started talking today about maybe having one next year :v:

Also drat, starting to look like cspam in here with these mods.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Coming from a big family like I do, I'm starting to really want my own kids :/

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

*Judge Dredd voice* No one is above the law. :colbert:


Paint Crop Pro posted:

SBs a mod now too?

Can we confirm there are no bounties for mods?

I will be unveiling my bounty program for posters shortly.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

D-LINK posted:

Coming from a big family like I do, I'm starting to really want my own kids :/

They will give you some of your happiest moments on earth and also make you want to pull out your hair in frustration many times.

But I'm currently having a day out with them eating ice cream and having fun. Today is a good day all around.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


3 DONG HORSE posted:

I dare Silly Burrito to mod Braksgirl. Double dare you!!!!

He can mod me whenever he wants. I have ways of making his life miserable. He thinks he’s getting spicy chicken? HA! Bland chicken forevermore!

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:
Congrats Ehud!

SB I will cheer for your football team if you perma Paint Crop Pro.

Pfizer shot 2 trip report: arm definitely more sore than the first shot. Woke up last night with the worst sick aches I've had, thankfully no chills/sweating just the aches. Not as bad now but I definitely do not feel normal and now my throat is a little scratchy.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Braksgirl posted:

He can mod me whenever he wants. I have ways of making his life miserable. He thinks he’s getting spicy chicken? HA! Bland chicken forevermore!

You are history's greatest monster...

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
So who’s the Festus and who’s the Newly in the new modding dynamic

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



General Dog posted:

So who’s the Festus and who’s the Newly in the new modding dynamic

Mitchell and Webb in that "Are we the baddies?" sketch.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Kalli posted:

Mitchell and Webb in that "Are we the baddies?" sketch.

I contemplated just re-modding without asking

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Pfizer shot two: Arm much more sore. Very tired yesterday and today. A couple instances of short lightheadedness. That’s about it. Hope it stays that way.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Athanatos posted:

I contemplated just re-modding without asking

I can't decide between two anecdotes, so I'll say them both.

I was listening to the Around the NFL podcast recently where they talked about how Rich Kotite with the Jets would peace out constantly, and even kept a 2nd car parked in a back lot so he could disappear during the day without anyone knowing.

Alternatively, I've been listening to the History of Rome Podcast and just got up to Commodus, who didn't give a poo poo about leading anything and just rooted for his favorite Chariot team, going so far as getting missives sent to him constantly while he was supposed to be leading a war about how the Greens were performing. He was very successful during the war because he just delegated all authority to some people his brother picked to advise him.
He sounds like a guy I want to be like, and I'm sure things are gonna go great for him going forward.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Trump was a lot like Commodus

you know how Trump would have brutalized some giraffes at midfield if he thought he could get away with it.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Why do we pronounce the word “quixotic” different than we pronounce “Don Quixote”?

Seems like it should be “kee-HO-tic”

General Dog fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Apr 10, 2021

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

General Dog posted:

Why do we pronounce the word “quixotic” different than we pronounce “Don Quixote”?

Seems like it should be “kee-HO-tic”

Because our beautiful bastard language doesn’t make a lick of sense OP

e: like draught is draft and fraught is “frawt”, come the gently caress on. Everything is meaningless, embrace the insanity

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