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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Not that I particularly want to untangle the webs of Garrison's brain spiders, but how is mask mandates being eased across the country somehow both proof that masks were never legitimate and also proof that the NWO will force you to wear them forever?
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Unkempt posted:Inspirational quotes: He was just a loveable grandpa who spent his entire life asserting that he was naturally superior to everyone around him by the divine right of monarchy 
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Apr 10, 2021 22:07
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Unkempt posted:Inspirational quotes:
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Apr 10, 2021 22:22
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Vib Rib posted:I'm absolutely loving stunned that they're running this as praise rather than a hit piece. Literally quoting a freshly dead royal about "slitty eyes" and jolly "ha ha I could rape you if I wanted to right now" """jokes""" and the piece is in favor of him. It's the Daily Mail
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Apr 10, 2021 22:26
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Vib Rib posted:I'm absolutely loving stunned that they're running this as praise rather than a hit piece. Literally quoting a freshly dead royal about "slitty eyes" and jolly "ha ha I could rape you if I wanted to right now" """jokes""" and the piece is in favor of him. Remember, the Daily Mail makes Newsmax and OANN look liberal. Clay Bennett  Steve Breen  John Deering  Al Goodwyn  Clay Jones  Mike Lester  Kevin Necessary  Jack Ohman  Jeff Stahler 
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quote:Joe Biden allows anyone to waltz into our country without testing, vaccinations, IDs, or passports quote:We’ve seen too many people eagerly line up to take the jabs even though the evidence of them causing injury and death have been overwhelming. Too many people have received the vaccine and then dropped dead within weeks. So Ben thinks vaccines are bad, and deadly. Yet he claims that Biden not wanting immigrants to be vaccinated is also bad. Garrison is saying in a very roundabout way he wants immigrants to die.
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Apr 10, 2021 22:58
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Twelve by Pies posted:So Ben thinks vaccines are bad, and deadly. Yet he claims that Biden not wanting immigrants to be vaccinated is also bad. Garrison is saying in a very roundabout way he wants immigrants to die. No. Ben, like all conservatives, thinks he should be emperor of the world and you should give him your stuff and then die. Anything he says is merely in pursuit of those aims.
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Apr 11, 2021 01:15
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Twelve by Pies posted:Garrison is saying in a very roundabout way he wants immigrants to die. I'm sure he'd be happy to say it more directly if you like.
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Apr 11, 2021 01:17
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Remember, the Daily Mail makes Newsmax and OANN look liberal. Now the fish have guns! You fool, you've doomed us all!
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Apr 11, 2021 02:14
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Angepain posted:Now the fish have guns! You fool, you've doomed us all! Not at the same scale
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Brawnfire posted:Not at the same scale Yes, but we expect fish to attack us - they carry the presumption of gillt.
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Brawnfire posted:Not at the same scale You think fish scientists aren't already disassembling and studying the weapon so it be modified and assembled by fish engineers? (Hammerhead sharks, smelts etc.) They already have triggerfish, they're just lacking the weapons to arm them with.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Yes, but we expect fish to attack us - they carry the presumption of gillt. Surely only the goldfish.
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Apr 11, 2021 04:53
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NANANANANAnana Batfish! (?)
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Apr 11, 2021 06:48
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Lol holy poo poo! I legit thought this was an edit of a Ben cartoon making fun of him. Nope, it's done by his imaginary girlfriend, fukin lol.
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Apr 11, 2021 07:03
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I'm pretty sure that Tina is real and either doesn't care or doesn't know that he's using her identity for a sock puppet. I feel like that's happened before.
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Apr 11, 2021 07:07
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I'm going to vaccinate Ben Garrison.
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Apr 11, 2021 07:20
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rodbeard posted:I'm pretty sure that Tina is real and either doesn't care or doesn't know that he's using her identity for a sock puppet. I feel like that's happened before. Fifth time I've said this, but she has her own website and her art style matches. loving hell people.
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Goons being weird about women in TYOOL 2021? Say it ain't so Somfin.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Remember, the Daily Mail makes Newsmax and OANN look liberal. Also remember that while almost all the British press is inevitably owned by a handful of extremely rich white men, the Mail has been both owned and controlled by a hereditary aristocrat for three generations. The Mail's co-founder, Harold Harmsworth, was ennobled as Viscount Rothermere on the usual grounds of "being very rich" and control of the paper has remained with his family unbroken.
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Somfin posted:Fifth time I've said this, but she has her own website and her art style matches. loving hell people. Look, we all know there's no such thing as a right wing woman. Women are much too emotional to believe in the pure logic of conservatism. But yeah I thought we were over the "Tina doesn't exist" thing. We even know Ben has a son who's just as much of a right wing dipshit as his parents, I think he wrote at least one of the rants underneath Ben's comics.
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Apr 11, 2021 10:22
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There's no such thing as a chud woman. I also don't believe in the existence of Marjorie the Gathering, Heidi Cruz, or whatever the wives of Mike Pence or Mike Lester's names are. They're all just elaborate psyops. Mike Lester totally does beat his wife, though. E: I thought the "hip, millenial Garrison" was their nephew?
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Apr 11, 2021 10:49
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I hope to God Garrison doesn't have children.
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By popular demand posted:I hope to God Garrison doesn't have children. If his dick worked his cartoons wouldn't be full of weird bent drooly phalluses
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By popular demand posted:I hope to God Garrison doesn't have children. Tina has a son I think, they made a transphobic WOW cartoon for him.
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WOW isn't really the setting for transphobia considering the multitude of sapient races. And the plot is always pro inclusion isn't it?
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By popular demand posted:WOW isn't really the setting for transphobia considering the multitude of sapient races. If it was a recent cartoon, it was almost certainly in response to the fact that Blizzard has indeed been getting more LGBTQ+ friendly and added a canonically trans character in the latest expansion. There was also at least one confirmed queer couple and one of the lead writers went on record as saying firmly that homophobia does not exist in the canon WoW lore at all. This was something that needed clarifying because a lot of lovely people on RP servers would be wildly homophobic/queerphobic in general and then turn around and say they were "just roleplaying, jeez, this is a medieval setting, homophobia would be standard for the time period  "Blizzard is by no means good at handling queer issues overall but they've been taking steps to improve and I'm not surprised to hear certain lovely segments of the fanbase are pissed about it.
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Just on the conceptual level the idea of a world of co-operating species of people just completely nullifies every single form of popular baseless discrimination IMO so it always shocks me when chuds decide to take it on. Maybe my brain is just completely free of worms and too efficient to understand Garrison. I'm absolutely OK with that.
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That guy is Garrison’s nephew. Also, the trans dude character mysteriously becomes cis in the Chinese version, so gently caress Blizzard
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Pants Donkey posted:That guy is Garrison’s nephew.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Steve Breen These do a thorough job of actually saying nothing. Like a loving Leno monologue. Wow, Burma, you seen this? It's bad, like a snake! Gun control legislation, you heard about this? Wow, thoughts and prayers, and the Dems are pretty dumb, right? Wow, what a great audience.
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Apr 11, 2021 15:42
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That's strange. I don't recognize that golf instructor. Oh well, must be a new hire. 
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 Observer:  Sunday Telegraph:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  'You must be joking. I'm not going to wear a bloody halo!' Also a gallery of "cartoonist MAC's magical Prince Philip moments".
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Sunday Garbage BrancoRiots occur when there is a lack of justice. AGC  RamirezOh drat, a classic. Is Ramirez suggesting that we....cancel culture?  Skelleydrat you, got us, we hired only incompetents. Only white men can truly fly a plane. In other news  is claiming to be a true leftist, but mostly spends his time ranting about black people, amnesty, the trans agenda, and of course women. He even takes conservative memes and tries to frame them as leftist, which includes the Great Replacement, but uhhhh it’s conservative PoC that are replacing the good white leftists. He barely does cartoons now, and they’re the boring cool pig man dunks on lame enemy of pig man sort of thing.
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Pants Donkey posted:Sunday Garbage This is what I expect to see from chuds about the Chauvin trial. No attempt to defend Chauvin or argue the evidence. Just vague insinuation that it would be "unjust" if he is found guilty. Pants Donkey posted:In other news Other than the surprising fact he is still around, hasn't that always been Pigman's bag? Talking about how he is far left, but also every social, political, and economic problem is the fault of women somehow. The main change seems to be he has widened his bigotry to include additional marginalized groups. I dont know fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Apr 11, 2021 |
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Pants Donkey posted:
Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting gently caress you Ramirez and your "been debunked for decades" bullshit that videogames cause shootings.
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Pants Donkey posted:
Is Ramirez the only one who still rants about violent video games? Everybody else seems to have given up that ghost
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