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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

i vow to take on the establishment no matter the cost, unless said establishment is my good friend, pedophile joe

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Nick clegg lost his seat

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

the sex ghost posted:

Nick clegg lost his seat

humiliation for loser clegg

also nick clegg crying on tv when his seat was loss

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Nick leg

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

make that guy Biden's police reform czar

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1233962400556122112

When Bernie Panders sent this tweet, he was already in talks with Biden and Obama about suspending his campaign.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

bedpan posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1233962400556122112

When Bernie Panders sent this tweet, he was already in talks with Biden and Obama about suspending his campaign.

Shoulda pretended to suspend it then be like "Psych!" and leave an enormous papertrail rigged with a deadman's switch should anything untoward have happened to Bernie or his family. But then it turns out he's also pro-segregation and pro-rape because his friend is. :cry:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jeffrey Archer's best-seller First Among Equals from 1984 ended with queen Elisabeth II retiring and Charles becoming king.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
*promotes policies people actually want* god what a pandering idiot, I for sure know what pandering is

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The feats of logic in this thread are just too powerful and smart honestly, and everyone gets to show off their great sense of humor

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
there were commercials on late night TV in the 90s advertising that you could send a check to a PO Box and in four to six weeks you would receive a fake three-dollar bill with Bill Clinton on it, as a physical representation of your belief that Bill Clinton is gay because he got a blowjob

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

The Chairman posted:

there were commercials on late night TV in the 90s advertising that you could send a check to a PO Box and in four to six weeks you would receive a fake three-dollar bill with Bill Clinton on it, as a physical representation of your belief that Bill Clinton is gay because he got a blowjob

...what?

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Jeffrey Archer's best-seller First Among Equals from 1984 ended with queen Elisabeth II retiring and Charles becoming king.

"When published in the United States, the novel was rewritten to eliminate the character of Andrew Fraser. The Fraser character eventually departs the Labour Party to join the breakaway Social Democratic Party. According to Archer, the change was made because the publisher did not believe an American audience could understand a multi-party political system."

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

*promotes policies people actually want* god what a pandering idiot, I for sure know what pandering is

don't ever read the communism thread if you don't want to explode into flames

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

The Chairman posted:

there were commercials on late night TV in the 90s advertising that you could send a check to a PO Box and in four to six weeks you would receive a fake three-dollar bill with Bill Clinton on it, as a physical representation of your belief that Bill Clinton is gay because he got a blowjob

Is that where those came from? They were all over the place in the early 2000s in small town Missouri.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

libertarianism is attractive to people with oppositional defiant disorder i suppose.

Increasingly convinced this is like 1/3 of America, not just the Libertarians, but a huge swathe of folks, mostly just running on spite.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
"The president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It's wrong."

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Echo Chamber posted:

"The president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It's wrong."

:kheldragar:

What the gently caress is this?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Chairman posted:

there were commercials on late night TV in the 90s advertising that you could send a check to a PO Box and in four to six weeks you would receive a fake three-dollar bill with Bill Clinton on it, as a physical representation of your belief that Bill Clinton is gay because he got a blowjob

lmao

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

"Queer as a 3-dollar bill" is an expression

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


Truman Capote signature

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

*promotes policies people actually want* god what a pandering idiot, I for sure know what pandering is

Yes sheep, we know how you feel about your sheepdog

How's that policy promotion going

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


On the topic of the thread, thinking of all that Bernie money that went to the coffers of Biden 2020

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Mr. Lobe posted:

On the topic of the thread, thinking of all that Bernie money that went to the coffers of Biden 2020

sorry too busy posting fake three dollar bills to rehash old cspam slap fights

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Mr. Lobe posted:

Yes sheep, we know how you feel about your sheepdog

How's that policy promotion going

Unironic "wake up, sheeple" posting in CSPAM in 2021, this is absolutely funny politics poo poo I'm going to remember.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Increasingly convinced this is like 1/3 of America, not just the Libertarians, but a huge swathe of folks, mostly just running on spite.

From what I can tell about the ruling class and observation from the biggest ghouls in the world, running on spite makes you immortal

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

John Charity Spring posted:

don't ever read the communism thread if you don't want to explode into flames

Wait which thread is this exactly?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Echo Chamber posted:

"The president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It's wrong."

:goonsay: vulcan logic is an ideology and the whole point of the klingon empire is that their rulers are morons

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
There was a episode of I think TNG that had a woman Klingon scientist and she was traumatised by being surrounded by violent idiots who hated thinking

I think she took one of the crew hostage or something?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Echo Chamber posted:

the real Klingons of Star Trek

This is a reality show I would watch.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
ppl getting butthurt about making fun of bernie panders, an abject failure, is funny

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
bernie who?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
bernie panders

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

bernie panders

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


GalacticAcid posted:

bernie panders

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
All the "Bernie ___" posting just reminded me of actual person, Epic MRA president, Bernie Porn. I lolled in my office and was glad the door is shut.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Mr c suite over here

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

One More Fat Nerd posted:

All the "Bernie ___" posting just reminded me of actual person, Epic MRA president, Bernie Porn. I lolled in my office and was glad the door is shut.
every time he's on tv you get the full caps chyron that says

BERNIE PORN
EPIC MRA PRESIDENT

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

paul_soccer12 posted:

Mr c suite over here

Im a low level govt employee, i have an office with a door cause the building is like a 60+ year old library archive. It was built to be extremely bomb/tornado/fire resistant so its too expensive to remodel the interior into grey cube farm hell. They got a single interior, non-load-bearing wall taken out 2 years ago and it cost like 80k, lol.

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