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My favorite little moment in the X Files is I believe in the bee episode when scully says some poo poo to Mulder and he just says “Scully, you smell bad” and walks away lol
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Tetramin posted:My favorite little moment in the X Files is I believe in the bee episode when scully says some poo poo to Mulder and he just says “Scully, you smell bad” and walks away lol It was the cockroach episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXYKRrWm3Ac
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Apr 5, 2021 17:30
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why bother? Interstellar aliens have surely got automated systems more reliable than any human slave. why does anything do anything? its a sex thing, op
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Apr 6, 2021 18:51
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like, we didnt go to the moon b/c it was easy, but b/c JFK was hard
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Apr 6, 2021 18:54
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New   There's also a video of a triangle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSV0bhKO0nI The most intriguing one is an object which disappears into the ocean, but we don't have videos of that, just a couple of photos.
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Apr 12, 2021 08:56
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More like unidentified flying COWARDS. Come down here and fight me.
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Apr 12, 2021 09:30
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it dont matter posted:New The Puerto Rico UAP goes into the water and meets up with a buddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1qiZ_L8wX4
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Apr 12, 2021 09:32
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Butternubs posted:More like unidentified flying COWARDS.
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Apr 12, 2021 09:32
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Ratios and Tendency posted:The Puerto Rico UAP goes into the water and meets up with a buddy. This one is a Chinese Lantern http://www.ipaco.fr/EN_IFO_B_heart_130425.pdf
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Apr 12, 2021 09:44
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Butternubs posted:This one is a Chinese Lantern  lol
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Apr 12, 2021 18:28
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showing the aliens my nutsack with a lantern
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Apr 12, 2021 18:49
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Butternubs posted:This one is a Chinese Lantern Are you actually convinced by that theory? Reading through that it, it seems to have some pretty large holes and logical leaps. it dont matter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSV0bhKO0nI The triangle one is pretty freaky and cool
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Apr 12, 2021 19:01
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I'm too lazy to read the latest posts, can someone just tell me if the aliens are here yet? I've been prepping my rear end in a top hat for a deep probe'n every day in the vain hope of becoming the intergalactic equivalent of a street corner hooker.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:07
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Spandex Bonerlord posted:I'm too lazy to read the latest posts, can someone just tell me if the aliens are here yet? I've been prepping my rear end in a top hat for a deep probe'n every day in the vain hope of becoming the intergalactic equivalent of a street corner hooker. yeah, they're here but they are only interested in buzzing navy ships. aliens are real, but only interested in village people songs  i assume there would be a commensurate amount of ymca sightings if they could afford high powered radar and intercept aircraft.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:11
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Play posted:The triangle one is pretty freaky and cool The guys who brought us this stuff (George Knapp and Jeremy Corbell) are saying that the triangles were freakin flying pyramids. https://www.mysterywire.com/ufo/mystery-wire-podcast-new-ufo-photos-and-video/
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Apr 12, 2021 19:19
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Someone oughta go to Egypt and count the drat things! I bet at least one's missing
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Apr 12, 2021 19:23
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i read a whole book on triangle ufos. they tend to hover low and move real slow then just zip off. the last chapter was kind of a buzzkill though because they crunched the numbers and the vast majority of sightings are at night and only in like 1% of cases does someone actually observe some kind of structure between the lights. so most people are just seeing three lights at night that could be anything and going from there.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:27
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i read a whole book on triangle ufos. they tend to hover low and move real slow then just zip off. the last chapter was kind of a buzzkill though because they crunched the numbers and the vast majority of sightings are at night and only in like 1% of cases does someone actually observe some kind of structure between the lights. so most people are just seeing three lights at night that could be anything and going from there. And the lights on a plane make it look like a triangle when seen at night because there's one on the tail and one on each wing. That video was definitely different though, you could clearly see that the structure was a triangle shape (or pyramid, whatever, it looked more like a flat triangle to me but who knows)
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Apr 12, 2021 19:37
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You guys are aware of Mick West/Metabunk right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g256IPFoqMg
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Apr 12, 2021 20:09
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I sometimes wonder if the blurry nature of ufo videos and photos is what makes them believable. Like, if there were a crystal clear video of aliens flying around would people believe it in this age of inexpensive CGI?
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Apr 12, 2021 20:09
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It's the low information zone, just too little info to know what it actually is people fill in the gaps with wild imaginations and no investigation. Often you can actually work out what it very likely is but that's not enough for some.
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Apr 12, 2021 20:13
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ok what about the aliens that looked like short michael jacksons who landed their saucer in a zimbabwe schoolyard during recess and telepathically told the children technology will destroy the earth
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Apr 12, 2021 20:18
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Clearly a tornado hit a Midget Luddite Michael Jackson lookalike contest and crossed the Atlantic ocean.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:ok what about the aliens that looked like short michael jacksons who landed their saucer in a zimbabwe schoolyard during recess and telepathically told the children technology will destroy the earth Sounds like something the real MJ would do.
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the drawings the kids made were typical greys so i think the fact that the kids' only frame of reference for what they saw was michael jackson, who looks like a grey alien, only adds credibility to the story
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Mulaney Power Move posted:the drawings the kids made were typical greys so i think the fact that the kids' only frame of reference for what they saw was michael jackson, who looks like a grey alien, only adds credibility to the story makes u think
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Apr 12, 2021 21:10
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it dont matter posted:
Okay that Triangle is some real rear end poo poo
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Apr 12, 2021 21:11
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Mulaney Power Move posted:ok what about the aliens that looked like short michael jacksons who landed their saucer in a zimbabwe schoolyard during recess and telepathically told the children technology will destroy the earth 2 spooky 4 me
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Mulaney Power Move posted:ok what about the aliens that looked like short michael jacksons who landed their saucer in a zimbabwe schoolyard during recess and telepathically told the children technology will destroy the earth Makes sense to me.
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Apr 13, 2021 00:18
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no duh
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kntfkr posted:no duh Ah, pants so ugly and baggy that it's impossible to be anally probed. Smart. Meanwhile they'll split my skinny jeans like tissue paper and get right in there
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Apr 13, 2021 00:26
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Woah this guys back pocket has a cool dragon stitched into it. That rear end is dangerous
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Apr 13, 2021 00:59
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kntfkr posted:no duh The one on the left can kinda pull it off but on the right we have an alien who read about pants on wikipedia
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Apr 13, 2021 04:34
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you guys know nothing about sex appeal or fashion
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Play posted:Are you actually convinced by that theory? Reading through that it, it seems to have some pretty large holes and logical leaps. It's easily the most plausible theory so far.
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I've seen other analysis that says it's definitely not moving in a straight line so I'm really not sure. Similar to the Beaver Mountain vid I posted there's reasonably convincing analysis that says it's likely a falcon, but that relies on the object flickering exactly on that far ridgeline being a coincidental camera artifact which...idk maybe?
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who knows. didn't all those ufos captured from space shuttle or iss footage turn out to be frozen astronaut piss?
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i read a whole book on triangle ufos. they tend to hover low and move real slow then just zip off. the last chapter was kind of a buzzkill though because they crunched the numbers and the vast majority of sightings are at night and only in like 1% of cases does someone actually observe some kind of structure between the lights. so most people are just seeing three lights at night that could be anything and going from there. I saw a triangle in the sky once. It was of the "three lights at night" variety, but it was pretty cool. They looked like satellites -- not blinking, no sound, just plain white dots. They were in a large equilateral triangle shape moving across the sky apparently in formation. It was a big triangle, I mean each side was maybe as long as the Big Dipper. I've read that some spy satellites orbit in formation like that, don't know if that's true or not. I could see how someone could see that at night and think it's one big giant triangle spaceship. I watched it long enough to notice stars passing through the triangle shape, so I figured it was just satellites... possibly under alien control?!?!
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raspurtin posted:I saw a triangle in the sky once. It was of the "three lights at night" variety, but it was pretty cool. They looked like satellites -- not blinking, no sound, just plain white dots. They were in a large equilateral triangle shape moving across the sky apparently in formation. It was a big triangle, I mean each side was maybe as long as the Big Dipper. I've read that some spy satellites orbit in formation like that, don't know if that's true or not. I could see how someone could see that at night and think it's one big giant triangle spaceship. I watched it long enough to notice stars passing through the triangle shape, so I figured it was just satellites... possibly under alien control?!?! With how many starlink satellites are in orbit these days, this is gonna become more and more frequent. I'm an astronomer and I camp in the desert a lot and it's hella noticeable.
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