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my computer does so much work, mostly for my own pleasure, but there's no way i've found to express my appreciation that it would understand how do i make my computer know that i love and care for it deeply? thanks YOSPOS
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:04 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:38 |
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get it some nice cables for its birthday, ones which are snug but not too snug.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:11 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:get it some nice cables for its birthday, ones which are snug but not too snug. possibly, but that won't be that big of an investment, since i only have a power cable, audio, and an hdmi in use. i'm afraid it won't see it as anything remotely meaningful
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:14 |
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i'm making my first Android app on my Mac. i hope this doesn't upset my computer so that it never talks to me again
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:17 |
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some nice scented candles would be nice OP
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:19 |
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give it a week or two off from your posts
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:20 |
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Ansible Adams posted:give it a week or two off from your posts give us ALL a week or two off from your posts
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:21 |
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install some relaxation variables and algorithms for your computer
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:25 |
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rotor posted:some nice scented candles would be nice OP time to get my computer one of these, then https://www.makodesign.com/blog/2020/01/21/new-innovative-technology-digital-nose-sensor/
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:25 |
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Bideo James posted:install some relaxation variables and algorithms for your computer so, that electric sheep screensaver or something?
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:26 |
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Good Sphere posted:time to get my computer one of these, then great if it means anime girlfriends can make their nerds bathe before they leave the house
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:29 |
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Good Sphere posted:my computer does so much work, mostly for my own pleasure, but there's no way i've found to express my appreciation that it would understand wait are you not loving it? what the hell, friend, you gotta gently caress it real nice
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:00 |
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mediaphage posted:great if it means anime girlfriends can make their nerds bathe before they leave the house uhh if anime girlfriends actually told their human counterparts to actually do anything useful with their lives, i don't think they would sell too well Achmed Jones posted:wait are you not loving it? what the hell, friend, you gotta gently caress it real nice wait that's all i had to do? THAT'S ALL I HAD TO DO????
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:05 |
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Good Sphere posted:uhh if anime girlfriends actually told their human counterparts to actually do anything useful with their lives, i don't think they would sell too well depends on whether you can gameify basic hygiene to progress
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:27 |
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i feel bad for your computer to. yikes!
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:04 |
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show your computer that you are interested in it, not just the things it provides you in your relationship take time to really connect with it's deeper feelings, desires, and dreams. treat your computer not as a means, but as an end in itself
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:06 |
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you may think to yourself: "of course my computer knows that I love it". but when is the last time that you have really communicated your love through your actions?
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:11 |
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Ansible Adams posted:give it a week or two off from your posts
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:26 |
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if you don't spend at least two month's salary on a video card that means you're not really serious about your computer
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 05:21 |
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oh great the industry shills have shown up
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 08:17 |
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have you tried having with it ?
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 08:26 |
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try making gently caress berzerker, op
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 15:51 |
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computers are subs and the best way to show them love is to dominate them op that’s why yospos ‘hates’ their ‘worthless’ computer slaves
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 12:21 |
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have you considered gently caressing your computer, op?
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 13:43 |
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~Coxy posted:if you don't spend at least two month's salary on a video card that means you're not really serious about your computer this is pretty outdated advice; in 2021 that only gets you a 6 year old radeon card
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 14:56 |
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you should try installing a nicer operation system, like netBSD
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:18 |
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fart simpson posted:this is pretty outdated advice; in 2021 that only gets you a 6 year old radeon card
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:50 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:38 |
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Give it a blow job It might be really dusty
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