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Elviscat posted:"Dependa" is a super cringy way to refer to oneself. Yeah, the true term is "Dependapotomus" ed: JFC what a snype.  
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Imagine building your whole identity around being the person who redeems the food stamps of a person who signed up to protect the billionaire class' interests at gunpoint for Arby's assistant manager money.
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Apr 11, 2021 01:48
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, the true term is "Dependapotomus" I live very close to a marine base and this is very accurate
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Apr 11, 2021 03:31
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Just go to any fleet concentration point like San Diego, Mayport, Norfolk or Bremerton and go swing by a country bar the first night after the flattop get underway and you can get your fill of this.
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Apr 11, 2021 08:35
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Bonus: If you go to Bremerton you might run into the original requestor.
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Apr 11, 2021 15:37
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whypick1 posted:Bonus: If you go to Bremerton you might run into the original requestor. Honestly I kinda think it’s a fake post because that camo pattern hasn’t been used in a decade. The person is real though just probably not from here.
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Apr 11, 2021 17:40
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Well the poster is asking for something "like that" the original with the zippers revealing camo has been around the web for at least a decade. Military spouses -who base their identity on being military spouses- are a bit difficult to deal with, and absolutely the type to get a tattoo like that, last time I worked closely with a bunch of them I ended up being investigated by NCIS, and that left a bad taste in my mouth. Anyway, one guy's wife had this:  Tattooed across her chest, from shoulder to shoulder, he ended up kicked out of the submarine force and stripped of his dolphins for being a dirt bag, lol. E: also I'm pretty sure I know the owner of that pictured tattoo, or at least an identical one, he got bounced out for falling asleep on watch constantly because of his WoW addiction.
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Apr 11, 2021 17:56
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Elviscat posted:...last time I worked closely with a bunch of them I ended up being investigated by NCIS... Do go on (if it won't get you in trouble, of course). Also, I guess this answers my question of "is the delusional military spouse thing just specific branches or is it universal?". Although I'm still guessing the Coast Guard isn't nearly as bad as the others in that regard because Coast Guard.
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I got flown home off my submarine from Europe because my dad died, there's not enough room aboard submarines to take everyone on a deployment, so we leave some of the less useful guys in port as "augments" let them go to schools and stuff, well as soon as I was done with family stuff I was put in charge of these guys since I was the senior ranking dude. At this time the ship's schedule was up in the air, no one knew when, or where, they'd pull in next, and I was in charge of liasing with the wife crew, so we could bring letters and packages and physical stuff from home, everything from tobacco to baked goods, to their kid's most recent art projects or A++ school assignments or whatever. So the wives (the central clique, I'd say about 50% of them that have nothing to do but gossip, the other 50% are just normal people) are furiously circulating rumors about when the boat's pulling in, they manage to not only guess correctly, but to post the date and location on Facebook. This was also tied in to them bullying one of my sailor's wives, a poor timid sweet lady with a bunch of health conditions, basically trying to get her to post their "guesses" to get her in trouble, all ringlead by the "senior" wife, who's also the Ombudsman, or the official liaison and official POC between the families and the Navy. Cue us all being sat down for interviews with men in suits, asking us which one leaked classified information, threatening us with court martial and jail time etc. etc. In the end we were able to prove that none of us knew the boat's schedule, so we couldn't have leaked it and they dropped the investigation.
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Apr 11, 2021 18:48
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Elviscat posted:E: also I'm pretty sure I know the owner of that pictured tattoo, or at least an identical one, he got bounced out for falling asleep on watch constantly because of his WoW addiction. Pride runs deep Raid loot runs deeper
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Apr 11, 2021 19:15
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, the true term is "Dependapotomus" Holy moly is this classist, misogynist, and body shaming all at once.
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Apr 11, 2021 19:23
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Screaming Idiot posted:Holy moly is this classist, misogynist, and body shaming all at once. Yeah, to be clear that's why it makes me cringe, I've always hated that term for those reasons, fortunately it seems to be falling out of common usage. Also the implication that it's a commodified relationship based on healthcare says a lot about the state of the US. Sorry for making GBS threads the tattoo thread up with this stuff. Here's a tattoo I saw featured in an actual print tattoo magazine years ago.  
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Apr 11, 2021 20:00
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Does that unicorn have dick-sucking lips?
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Apr 12, 2021 01:33
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With semen drizzling from them, yes.
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Apr 12, 2021 01:40
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Christ, I didn't even notice the semen. A lot going on there!
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Apr 12, 2021 01:41
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PYF Tasteless Tattoos: I didn’t even notice the semen.
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Apr 12, 2021 01:44
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 I really hoped this was fake, but apparently she missed Greggs' sausage rolls so much during lockdown she got herself a tattoo.
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Apr 12, 2021 01:45
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Brenda Brenda Brenda Brenda Brenda ... Brenda
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Braincloud posted:PYF Tasteless Tattoos: I didn’t even notice the semen.
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Cartoon Man posted:Brenda Brenda Brenda Brenda Brenda I vaguely recall the story behind this was he cheated on Brenda and she made him do this as a punishment/penance.
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Apr 12, 2021 02:52
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Starting to see why he cheated.
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Thirteen Orphans posted:I vaguely recall the story behind this was he cheated on Brenda and she made him do this as a punishment/penance. If it's the one I'm thinking of she then dumped him anyway.
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Apr 12, 2021 12:04
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Pastry of the Year posted:The_Blue_Hearts_-_Brenda_Brenda.mp3 Or Brenda, Brenda by The Kingsmen
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Braincloud posted:PYF Tasteless Tattoos: Missed the sausage rolls so much, I didn’t even notice the semen.
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Apr 12, 2021 15:51
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Didn't know Aatrek got inked.
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Apr 12, 2021 16:19
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Apr 12, 2021 16:33
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Crosspost from the Musk thread. Imagine having the resources to get any tattoo from any person in the world and you choose this.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:19
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Seems like an awfully elaborate story to cover up the fact that you have worms living just under your skin. Also, I see you thread title change.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:22
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whypick1 posted:Seems like an awfully elaborate story to cover up the fact that you have worms living just under your skin. My quote had a good run.
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Apr 12, 2021 19:46
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sleppy posted:Crosspost from the Musk thread. Imagine having the resources to get any tattoo from any person in the world and you choose this. Look I'm sure this is very meaningful to her and she probably paid a god awful amount of money for it but it doesn't change the fact that it looks like she handed her child the tattoo gun and said, "have at it, my indigo child, i'm sure what ever you come up with will be amazing" edit: you know these people are indigo child parents
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sleppy posted:Crosspost from the Musk thread. Imagine having the resources to get any tattoo from any person in the world and you choose this. That artist is not someone who can tattoo white ink that will hold, I'd bet a large sun of money on that, lmfao
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Apr 12, 2021 20:27
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sleppy posted:Crosspost from the Musk thread. Imagine having the resources to get any tattoo from any person in the world and you choose this. It’s an actual fact that being rich as gently caress guarantees you the shittiest tattoos because you’re not willing to wait for anything, since you’re used to just buying your way through every other impulse you have.
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Apr 12, 2021 20:58
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This one genuinely took several passes for me to see what it was supposed to be.
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sleppy posted:Crosspost from the Musk thread. Imagine having the resources to get any tattoo from any person in the world and you choose this. https://twitter.com/Big_Boy_Online/status/1381778502211473415
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I can 100% guarantee this won’t be parked outside my door any time soon!   I guess the bus started moving...  Poor Stan Lee! I have no idea who/what E and L are. Why are these fairy tattoos always so bad?
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Apr 14, 2021 08:08
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Sorry for the double post but forgot to include this one from yesterday which isn’t on their page...  (It’s Disney character silhouettes)
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Apr 14, 2021 08:12
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ricketyvickyt posted:
E is clearly Palette Swap Buzz Lightyear
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M - Stan Lee A - Venom R - Spidey V - Dr Doom E - Angry Puppet L - Oscar Statuette
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