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Ok thanks for clarifying the socks situation. Now how does one get the footjob?
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April's meme isn't amazing but it's definitely got some legs https://twitter.com/LordOfDaWings/status/1381619012682010625?s=19
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Apr 15, 2021 06:22
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Hospital socks are the ribbed condoms of footjobs.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:23
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mobby_6kl posted:Ok thanks for clarifying the socks situation. Now how does one get the footjob? Very carefully.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:27
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Hahaha, what do you think it would feel like to have a lady's feet, in hospital socks, on ur penis? Lol, just asking for a friend, hahaha. What do you think they'd smell like?
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Apr 15, 2021 06:33
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foreverialy socked up in hospital booties, with permanent grippy nubs and slippy-tippy footpads, covered in all-around stitching everywhere, 100% fully medicalized footwear and loving it
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Apr 15, 2021 06:39
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Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you. And hospital laundry quality is sketchy at best.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:43
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Counterpoint: I got some out of a sterile, sealed packet when I was in to get my gallbladder taken out. It was like a wound dressing packet, vacuum sealed, that had to be peeled apart.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:46
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you. They send them home with you or throw them out. They're a consumable good.
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Apr 15, 2021 06:51
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If you want to experience that feeling just get one of those thin gloves with the Same rubber Strips.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you. They come individually wrapped and we got crates of brand new ones every week, what are you talking about
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you. not making it less hot here buddy
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you. This is just literal horseshit. Why are you making poo poo up and saying it this authoritatively?
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Apr 15, 2021 06:57
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Yeah, it's not the 1980s. Everything in a hospital comes out of a vending machine (pick) and is billed to the patient room. When I do a hospital discharge I tell patients they should take the socks and hand sanitizer and tissue box since they're paying$30 each for those things anyway.
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Apr 15, 2021 07:01
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Well this is a poser; do I think Michael feels "Go Back" (to Manhattan? to Italy? a bit ambiguous) or do I think Michael feels "Continue" as in continue eating his miserable apple slices like a three-year-old? (Although I do appreciate the fact that Americans in general have really bad teeth so he might not be able to safely bite into a whole apple.)
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Skulk Hogan posted:This is just literal horseshit. Why are you making poo poo up and saying it this authoritatively? Have you heard of this thing called the internet? It truly is something awful.
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Also, as far as hospital laundry, everything is bleached to oblivion so the linens tear easily and every animal within a zillion square miles is poisoned. As an environmentalist and EMT that has to move these chonkers using the linens they're laying on, I loving HATE how absolutely not sketchy hospital laundry is.
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Apr 15, 2021 07:03
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When I was in the heart ward for a week-end, they didn't give me socks to take home. You see, in the civilized world, we have this thing called laundry. You can wash and re-use articles of clothing for a really long time!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hospital socks are loving disgusting. It's not like they give you a new pair when you're in there and then toss them when you're discharged. Those things have been worn by like 8000 people before you.  always been sent home with them, don't think this is a thing
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3D Megadoodoo posted:When I was in the heart ward for a week-end, they didn't give me socks to take home. You see, in the civilized world, we have this thing called laundry. You can wash and re-use articles of clothing for a really long time! or they could just give you a pair of socks, it's not the loving crown jewels `Nemesis has a new favorite as of 07:10 on Apr 15, 2021 |
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Apr 15, 2021 07:07
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Do people just get it in their heads that hospitals are corner-cutting monsters and then just start dreaming up the evil deeds they must be doing and then decide that they actually are doing those things?
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Memento posted:Counterpoint: I got some out of a sterile, sealed packet when I was in to get my gallbladder taken out. It was like a wound dressing packet, vacuum sealed, that had to be peeled apart. But where and how it ended up in the "sterile" package? From another hospital, with dirtier floors, smellier feet and only 30C energy saver washing cycle. Just packaged differently and with 1000x price increase. 
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Heath posted:Do people just get it in their heads that hospitals are corner-cutting monsters and then just start dreaming up the evil deeds they must be doing and then decide that they actually are doing those things? I work in a hospital. I've been in the laundry department. It's kind of dire. Those socks get washed and individually packaged up endlessly. Other peoples feets been in them shits. A racist boomers feets been in them shits. You wear the hospital socks, you now have foot-AIDS.
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Heath posted:Do people just get it in their heads that hospitals are corner-cutting monsters and then just start dreaming up the evil deeds they must be doing and then decide that they actually are doing those things? I think that guy got hospitals and hotels mixed up for some reason
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I work in a hospital. I've been in the laundry department. It's kind of dire. I've worked in the backends of hospitals for a decade and I have no idea what you're talking about. We get brand new tread socks from Medline every week. I spent years stocking them on the shelves. Those never go to laundry. And even the stuff that goes to laundry comes back clean - stained, often, in the case of OR scrubs and towels, but clean. Our blankets are always bleached white. Unless you're not in the US or something and standards are different but that's never not been the case in my experience
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Apr 15, 2021 08:00
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Get this: maybe different hospitals in different places even in the same country have different policies vis-à-vis socks? I know, it boggles the mind but it might be true!
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What about that weird little pry bar that came out of a sterile package, that they used to re-break my nose? Is that poo poo going in an autoclave and then into someone else's face? I just wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
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Apr 15, 2021 08:09
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why the gently caress is the meme thread of all places so exhausting to read these days
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I've got some hospital socks because I went in there and was like hey, I'm getting my leg cut off later, can I have some socks to wear until then and they gave me like five pairs. It's great. I wear em in the house, out the house, giving foot jobs, pretending to be a psych patient so I can get drugs, all kinds of poo poo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q80rCOo8Jnw
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Get this: maybe different hospitals in different places even in the same country have different policies vis-à-vis socks? I know, it boggles the mind but it might be true! Of course it's not out of the question that they could but hospitals reprocessing their socks of all things is not the norm by any means. Things like OR towels and bath blankets and linens get reused, not personal articles like socks. Most hospitals (in the US anyway) operate off of the same supply chain infrastructure and there are a handful of large companies like Medline that provide drat near everything a hospital uses. It really is cheaper to just buy a crate of socks you can send home with someone by the pair than to pay and insure staff to collect, clean, sort, inspect, repackage, and sterilize if necessary, something as trivial as a pair of socks when they cost the hospital something like 70 bucks for a box of 50 pairs or whatever. Which is why the vast majority of them do that. edit: Also people are freaked out enough about the prospect of going to hospitals without worrying about getting Boomerfoot from an unwashed pair of socks, get out of here with that nonsense Heath has a new favorite as of 09:12 on Apr 15, 2021 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Get this: maybe different hospitals in different places even in the same country have different policies vis-à-vis socks? I know, it boggles the mind but it might be true! get this, maybe you don't know what you are talking about  
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Socks to be that guy.
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Heath posted:Of course it's not out of the question that they could but hospitals reprocessing their socks of all things is not the norm by any means. Things like OR towels and bath blankets and linens get reused, not personal articles like socks. Most hospitals (in the US anyway) operate off of the same supply chain infrastructure and there are a handful of large companies like Medline that provide drat near everything a hospital uses. It really is cheaper to just buy a crate of socks you can send home with someone by the pair than to pay and insure staff to collect, clean, sort, inspect, repackage, and sterilize if necessary, something as trivial as a pair of socks when they cost the hospital something like 70 bucks for a box of 50 pairs or whatever. Which is why the vast majority of them do that. Look, I've played Silent Hill. I know all about these insurance scams.
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Mister Speaker posted:What about that weird little pry bar that came out of a sterile package, that they used to re-break my nose? Is that poo poo going in an autoclave and then into someone else's face? I just wanted to keep it as a souvenir. I got my finger stitched up in urgent care last weekend after cutting through most of it, and the LPN asked if I wanted to take the forceps and cutter home, and I shoulda said yes, but I was so weirded out by the concept I was like "uh, no thank you"
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Apr 15, 2021 08:30
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It's that day of the week again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDDT9REkRGQ
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Apr 15, 2021 08:36
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I have a pair of the yellow ones from getting overserved at a company christmas party and waking up in the ER with a head injury like a real idiot. Man that was the most confusing way to wake up.
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socks are condoms for your feet
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Cindy doesn't actually work there, she just shows up around 12 every day to insult people's lunches.
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