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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Destroy My Sweater posted:

I want to hear Tucker's story.

I genuinely think it’s going to be something weird and insane.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1382772412505329669

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1382772412505329669

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
If they’re doing mass releases I hope Keith Lee becomes Keith Free.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lumbermouth posted:

I genuinely think it’s going to be something weird and insane.

I feel like it'll be the same story as ever, but with one paragraph that is insane.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Hi Todd, I’m Tucker

just want to say I massively appreciate the Carlin ref here lol

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Dude knows he's stuck. And since G4 is his ticket for after wrestling, AND isn't on the verge of being a real channel on tv anytime soon, he's loving stuck. Even if they ditch E and Kofi, Creed can't leave.



:gizz:

MOAR I NEED MOAR

Jiro fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 15, 2021

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013


“I was always vegan.”

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1382763799464271872?s=20

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Apparently Wesley Blake's wife (Sara Lee from Tough Enough) is pregnant with their third child.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I want to hear Tucker's story.

Plus he has a background in collegiate wrestling and did quite well for himself there, so I can see this becoming another Tay Conti situation where "he doesn't show much" with the WWE, and improves considerably elsewhere.

Also, KC Cassidy is married to Shawn Spears, so yeah, the IIconics are probably headed to AEW soon enough.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

sportsgenius86 posted:

Apparently Wesley Blake's wife (Sara Lee from Tough Enough) is pregnant with their third child.

Just the lame levels of spite and hate but repeated until they sound like a new verse.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



THE IICONICS ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN :smith:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I am really surprised they didn't keep Joe for commentary. He was absolutely excellent.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1382773761427054601

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's be said before, but how the hell do you gently caress up Samuray del Sol? at least we'll always have Lucha Things.

Samoa Joe, I'm guessing, was being paid wrestler money to be a commentator. You can probably find someone cheaper who you can yell at more easily.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

before anyone says they don't want the iconic duo in aew because they're Bad Wrestlers, take a look at what AEW has done with other wwe castoffs. they'd be a great fit there.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

JOHN CENA posted:

before anyone says they don't want the iconic duo in aew because they're Bad Wrestlers, take a look at what AEW has done with other wwe castoffs. they'd be a great fit there.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Reality Protester posted:

it's be said before, but how the hell do you gently caress up Samuray del Sol?

Racism

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



I'm fine with her going back to TNA with Cardona

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I assume that like last year, NXT cuts will becoming in a week?

C&P from a reddit thread, but this seems to be the list so far....

quote:

Samoa Joe (Last appearance: WrestleMania 37 commentary)
Billie Kay (Last appearance: WrestleMania 37)
Peyton Royce (Last appearance: March 22, 2021 Raw)
Mickie James (Last appearance: NXT TakeOver Stand & Deliver pre-show)
Chelsea Green (Last appearance: Nov. 13, 2020 SmackDown -- injured)
Tucker (Last appearance: March 29, 2021 Raw)
Kalisto (Last appearance: April 9, 2021 SmackDown before WrestleMania)
Wesley Blake (Last appearance: Dec. 11, 2020 SmackDown)
Bo Dallas (Last appearance: Oct. 31, 2019 Crown Jewel)

You have to be JOKING ME If AEW doesn't pick up Peyton and Billie...

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Samuray Del Sol got to assassinate a nazi's career, a great run all told

Also lol at the tweet that called this "tone deaf." It's the year 2021 and wrestling journos can't call malice malice

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1382775554068258818
Even Renee is like what the gently caress

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

quote:

Bo Dallas (Last appearance: Oct. 31, 2019 Crown Jewel)

lol gently caress

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?
Pretty classy how they did Chelsea Green. I mean, even moreso than the rest.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/catherinekelley/status/1382764287656034304

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Vince clearly loved being able to report record profits, so if he makes even more cuts, the profits will be even higher!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Memnaelar posted:

Pretty classy how they did Chelsea Green. I mean, even moreso than the rest.

She won the thread title lottery this day.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Maxwell Lord posted:

Vince clearly loved being able to report record profits, so if he makes even more cuts, the profits will be even higher!

word life

this is basic reganomics

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

lol

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Man I bet Jon and Renee have moments where they just bitch about how stupid WWE is in their spare time. My wife and I work at the same job (state government in LA) so if they are anything like us every once in a while you both just stop and go "remember that really stupid poo poo they did?" and it evolves into a 30 minute tangent.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hahah Velveteen Dream is trending right now because of all the posts saying "You released all those people and kept Velveteen Dream??"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'd like to see Blake and Cutler team back up in Impact or ROH or something. They were surprisingly decent in NXT.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Memnaelar posted:

Pretty classy how they did Chelsea Green. I mean, even moreso than the rest.

I've mentioned this before, but they fired Test while he was out with a broken neck. When he asked what he was supposed to do for an income, WWE (and I believe it might have even been Johnny Ace) told him "Should've saved your money."

They did hire him back once he was healed.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Already imagining Jessie McKay screaming "Hey LEXI!"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Rarity posted:

Already imagining Jessie McKay screaming "Hey TONYI!"



:pray:

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

lol

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Vertical Lime posted:

word life

this is basic reganomics

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