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gey muckle mowser posted:"Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant" I'd be pretty worried if I saw a large shrimp in a tree.
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Captain Monkey posted:I'd be pretty worried if I saw a large shrimp in a tree. Ever see a coconut crab?
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A coconut crab is also a type of hermit crab, which are not crabs, and are thus probably more shrimp than they are crab.
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The MSJ posted:A coconut crab is also a type of hermit crab, which are not crabs, and are thus probably more shrimp than they are crab. This is a lie told to us by a jealous Big Shrimp, "crab" is right there in the name 
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The MSJ posted:A coconut crab is also a type of hermit crab, which are not crabs, and are thus probably more shrimp than they are crab. thanks to the carcinization phenomenon it's more accurate to say shrimps are insufficiently crab
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Is a Lobster, then, a Crabified Shrimp?
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We are all crab, one day.
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Mysterious Creatures Discovered Under a Half Mile of Ice It's just sponges and stuff rather than apocalyptic mimic aliens or something, but I guess that's okay overall
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Captain Hygiene posted:Mysterious Creatures Discovered Under a Half Mile of Ice What if it's aliens mimicking sponges?
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Yeah, where's my bacteria-farming yeti crabs or red-blooded giant worms?
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I can't think of a more appropriate response to the launch of an overpriced warship than asses waving in the air.
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It's actually a white Aussie tradition to have insanely inappropriate dancers for things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDYla-gjgRs
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Ninurta posted:I can't think of a more appropriate response to the launch of an overpriced warship than asses waving in the air. That's way better than what we got when the corrupt PM made a deal to buy armed nautical vessels we doubt need (submarines), all we got was the same nonsense political blather which is neither entertaining nor sexy. 
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By popular demand posted:That's way better than what we got when the corrupt PM made a deal to buy armed nautical vessels we doubt need (submarines), all we got was the same nonsense political blather which is neither entertaining nor sexy. At least submarines are the spaceships of the ocean.
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Thing is we, as a nation are perfectly fine with gay people in the navy, no need to hide it deep below the sea surface! And those weapons are not good sex toys either!
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Rare Gokus No Longer Lost At Sea https://kotaku.com/rare-gokus-no-longer-lost-at-sea-1846697778
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I was really hoping for cargo cults to find rare goku's broken in half so they could worship 
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Ninurta posted:I can't think of a more appropriate response to the launch of an overpriced warship than asses waving in the air. also it took the attention off the war crimes 
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The MSJ posted:A coconut crab is also a type of hermit crab, which are not crabs, and are thus probably more shrimp than they are crab. So this is where coconut shrimp come from...
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You can't do that! Someone has to take out the piss at the dead racist.
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By popular demand posted:You can't do that! Someone has to take out the piss at the dead racist. yea about time imo
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Prince Charles was prostate with grief.
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By popular demand posted:You can't do that! Someone has to take out the piss at the dead racist. They're not dicking around.
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wait i thought you wrote "take the piss out" like emptying a barrel either way, i approve
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Don't need urology to know a prince enjoyed vast deference all his life.
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Whole lotta ballsy puns in here at the expense of a stiffie
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AFewBricksShy posted:I don't see it on the list A man arrives with good news: good
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Anyone got that video of an aussie or new zealander football team doing, like, the world's most low effort haka at some game in the 70s I wanna say?
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Volcott posted:Anyone got that video of an aussie or new zealander football team doing, like, the world's most low effort haka at some game in the 70s I wanna say? This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2hlcl7D3Q
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Fans of gross thing say gross thing should be acceptable, more at eleven
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