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bobjr posted:The Michael Jordan story I always heard was his year off Basketball to play baseball was a stealth ban because of his gambling. This is a great opportunity to post one of my all-time favorite SA threads. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3547828&perpage=40&noseen=1 A sampling of the wonderful content within: C. Everett Koop posted:Well, here's one that never fails to blow everyone's mind when it gets told. I'm sure I'm not the first to put it out there either, but if you've ever wondered the lengths Michael Jordan would go to humiliate someone and prove that he was the best, here's one small step down that path. DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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oh my god i'm me and that disturbed me
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I liked the segment in a recent episode where they were arguing about whether Coca Cola or Pepsi had done more human rights abuses and then said "this episode is sponsored by sodastream" (which is made in Israeli settlements in the West Bank)
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GunFondler42069 posted:oh my god As for the conspiracy theory about Jordan’s father being murdered over gambling debt, a lot of people point to the fact that the body had been cremated by the ME before the body was even identified properly. In reality, the position of medical examiner is an elected office in most of the United States, and as such most of them are completely unqualified. The ME pretty went, “Welp, another black John Doe, fire up the oven!” Maybe ME gently caress ups is something you can get an episode out of. But, yeah, I know nothing about professional baskets-ball and even I know what lunatic Jordan is.
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DC Murderverse posted:This is a great opportunity to post one of my all-time favorite SA threads. i knew jordan was an rear end in a top hat but i never knew he was that bad. thats some insane ego poo poo.
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I highly encourage reading the whole thread to get the full story
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DC Murderverse posted:I highly encourage reading the whole thread to get the full story You weren't kidding, jfc
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Can we get a TL; DR on that?
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GunFondler42069 posted:oh my god Future ep? (I can't seem to find any corroborating sources on that story other than a YouTube comment, though. Is there any actual truth to this besides Jordan being a known rear end in a top hat or just copypasta?) AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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Bored As gently caress posted:Can we get a TL; DR on that?
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Athletes who were great at the sports but were secretly huge bastards or worse is a gold mine for material.
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feel like sports bastards episodes would be best served by the guest-host and robert-as-guest format. anyone in iheart LA/big money players orbit that would be interested in putting in that work?
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I'd seen the story reposted for years and never questioned it, but is "Michael Jordan made Special K cry" just another "secret White House cheese room"? 🤔
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Here’s the OP to that thread:Oceanlife posted:Welcome to the Michael Jordan Steroid Discussion Thread the stories in this thread are mostly not real, including all of C. Everett Koop’s. They’re really well done and all of the background about Michael Jordan being an rear end in a top hat degenerate gambler who constantly yelled at his teammates are all true, which helps sell the stories, because they’re all very believable. I mean, the man attempted to rehabilitate the Hitler-stache, he obviously has a massive ego. Except for “Shoot it, you loving midget.” Even if it didn’t happen, that story is 1000% true.
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DC Murderverse posted:
Boooooooo.
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Yeah, that's what I meant by a White House cheese room situation — I don't know if anyone was ever actually intended to believe that a White House insider goon had revealed the secret of the room with the century-old cheese wheel still inside, but years later there were folks sharing it as a fact with unsuspecting goons who lacked context. Also I dunno poo poo about sports so I missed what I'm sure were meant to be obvious tells in that OP.
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You should have gone with “Gorilla Channel”, that’s probably the more in vogue term these days (though even that feels like a thousand years ago)
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I think Robert Evans might be the only person I’ve ever heard in any media talk about kratom. Which is probably good because if dumb people paid any real attention to it I’m sure it would be precursor to regulating it or banning it. Which would not be good.
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The FDA started the process to make kratom illegal in 2019, but I think that fizzled out around the time Covid became a thing. Imports are still banned.
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Every time I drink matcha I think of kratom, and frankly prefer the matcha.
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It’s insane to me that people take that poo poo as a tea or Kleenex bomb, it tastes awful. I bought a $15 capsule machine that I have not had to replace once and it’s the best $15 I ever spent
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I’ve never been able to figure out why I would take Kratom instead of like 6 other drugs, many of which are also naturally occurring flora. Happy it makes people happy, I did it like 3-4 times and was like “whoa ok hippies like this? Yikes!” but I get why it might appeal to certain peeps.
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ve never been able to figure out why I would take Kratom instead of like 6 other drugs, many of which are also naturally occurring flora. Happy it makes people happy, I did it like 3-4 times and was like “whoa ok hippies like this? Yikes!” but I get why it might appeal to certain peeps. What other naturally occurring flora are they pray tell? Just for research purposes for SWIM
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Bust Rodd posted:I’ve never been able to figure out why I would take Kratom instead of like 6 other drugs, many of which are also naturally occurring flora. Happy it makes people happy, I did it like 3-4 times and was like “whoa ok hippies like this? Yikes!” but I get why it might appeal to certain peeps. I’ll give you the cliffs notes version of my story but I was on the precipice of actively seeking out harder things but I was (and remain) a big wuss who doesn’t know where to get illegal things, and kratom was the thing I could order with a credit card over the internet without having to get involved with cryptocurrency (this was like 2013 when truly the only thing Bitcoin was good for was drugs, money laundering and magic cards). Then I started taking it and realized that it regulated my mood and stopped me from looking for anything harder. It’s a combination of ease, relative legality and how it affects me. Ironically, if I had sucked it up and tried to buy opiates online there’s a 20% chance I’d be rich from crypto and a 20% chance that I’d be dead from the opiates. I think I made the right call. Edit: also I started listening to My Momma Told Me after Langston Kerman was on and it’s a good listen if you’re interested in conspiracy theories. It doesn’t always stay perfectly on topic but it’s always good conversation and some of these theories I’ve never heard before! DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Apr 20, 2021 |
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DC Murderverse posted:Edit: also I started listening to My Momma Told Me after Langston Kerman was on and it’s a good listen if you’re interested in conspiracy theories. It doesn’t always stay perfectly on topic but it’s always good conversation and some of these theories I’ve never heard before! Same. I listened to the OJ Simpson episode and it was the first time that I ever heard about the theory that Simpson's son was the real murderer. Dunno if I subscribe to that one, but it definitely seems possible. It's a good podcast
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I’m glad Dr. Phil is on the list eventually, based on what he supposedly was taught he seems to be wildly awful at actually helping people and seems to just want to publicly shame them for ratings at best.
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As someone whose ASMR gets triggered by woo-woo bullshit, energy work always makes me wonder how many people go to someone to get paid attention to in a touchy-feely non-sexual way with a soothing voice, get weird brain tingles, and go, "I can feel the energy! It's working!!" It has to have happened at least once, right?
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Everett False posted:As someone whose ASMR gets triggered by woo-woo bullshit, energy work always makes me wonder how many people go to someone to get paid attention to in a touchy-feely non-sexual way with a soothing voice, get weird brain tingles, and go, "I can feel the energy! It's working!!" It has to have happened at least once, right? As someone who is fully reiki certified, this is 90% of clients. The remaining 10% smell terrible. I got certified lvl 1-2 after college, and then took my lvl 3 cert a few years later. I’m super into meditation and related personal therapies, but I don’t believe in crystals or magic or astrology, I just believe in the healing power of the human body and I think reiki triggers psychosomatic healing states in certain kinds of people and I wanted to explore that. You meet charlatans ALL THE TIME, but woo-woo people are all HUGE gossips so you only have to worry about the ones who come into the community already rich, because they will sue you.
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Bust Rodd posted:As someone who is fully reiki certified, this is 90% of clients. The remaining 10% smell terrible. source your quotes
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Shinji2015 posted:Same. I listened to the OJ Simpson episode and it was the first time that I ever heard about the theory that Simpson's son was the real murderer. Dunno if I subscribe to that one, but it definitely seems possible. yeah. i kinda think it was OJ at the end of the day. but cops were cops and ruined the case. and i don't really blame people for being happy that he got away with it since i think it was like a couple years after rodney king and just LAPD being the LAPD. anyway, the only case i think "the kid did it" was the JonBenét Ramsey where i agree with various experts and theorists who think the brother did it in a weird rage and the parents covered it up in various hosed up ways. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramsey#Family_member_theory Everett False posted:As someone whose ASMR gets triggered by woo-woo bullshit, energy work always makes me wonder how many people go to someone to get paid attention to in a touchy-feely non-sexual way with a soothing voice, get weird brain tingles, and go, "I can feel the energy! It's working!!" It has to have happened at least once, right? i have had asmr happen often enough, but its almost always in bed after i get up to go to the bathroom. that being said, some of those asmr videos on youtube are creepy/gross.
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I just wish they'd learn how to use a mic and EQ, because I don't find trebly saliva noises particularly soothing.
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DC Murderverse posted:I think Robert Evans might be the only person I’ve ever heard in any media talk about kratom. Which is probably good because if dumb people paid any real attention to it I’m sure it would be precursor to regulating it or banning it. Which would not be good. Someone hasn't been listening to the only good podcast, Street Fight Radio
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some plague rats posted:Someone hasn't been listening to the only good podcast,
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turns out super speciosa is a wholely owned subsidiary of the raytheon corporation
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This absolutely does not seem like the right venue to get into my feelings about cum town and the men who host it
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some plague rats posted:This absolutely does not seem like the right venue to get into my feelings about cum town and the men who host it Aren't they a spin off of that podcast that tricks Twitter communists into believing donating to their Patreon is a valid form of praxis? Goddam, that's good work, if you can get it.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Aren't they a spin off of that podcast that tricks Twitter communists into believing donating to their Patreon is a valid form of praxis? Goddam, that's good work, if you can get it. Nah dude it's explicitly not that https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/860576794524749824?s=20
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some plague rats posted:Nah dude it's explicitly not that Well, that's legitimate praxis. Carry on.
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some plague rats posted:Nah dude it's explicitly not that I am too normie and too high to be able to cut through all the layers of irony and recursive humor surrounding that entire podcast zone and understand what the gently caress the deal is with cum town vs red scare vs chapo trap house Even that neat podcast series “blowback” I started listening to starts to dip into chapo territory and I was wondering if I’d need to pull the ripcord to avoid having to figure out all this poo poo The greater worst year ever/even more news/behind the bastards podcast zone is as deep as I choose to get into Injoke-heavy territory I don’t even know why I’m detailing all this since nobody asked but my long story short is cum town is confusing
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Nick: imagine going to a bernie sanders town hall in blackface and asking him why we love doing crime so much Stav: [cackles] Me: this is too lore-heavy for me, I can't keep track of this complex web of relationships
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