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There is another option besides her drugging the son. She could be taking the drug herself or giving them to family/friends to 'help them sleep'
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I think the more likely answer is that the wife is the one taking the sleep aids and she just doesn't want to admit that edit: well poo poo
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:46 |
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See that's the beauty of option 5
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:49 |
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I say option three, before you consider any further actions make sure to cut that dick clean off! Uh, but make sure you leave your balls on for aesthetic purposes.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 04:36 |
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Descend to slumber posted:I say option three, before you consider any further actions make sure to cut that dick clean off! look at this guy who doesn't comprehend the purity and truth of the true Ken Doll Experience
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:12 |
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Is the UFO fesh some old B movie plot or something? Walking around Hollywood Blvd and getting kidnapped by aliens sounds like an 80's Troma flick. If it's true, OP, it sounds like a sleepwalking episode. Have you recently started taking anti-histamines for your allergies? They can gently caress with your sleep cycles, even the non-drowsy ones make me feel "off". Have you been taking sleep aids like Ambien? I mean, if this really happened and you have no history of sleep walking or are on meds, then you should probably seek serious medical help. Have you tried revisiting the scene? Maybe your keys are there. Is there any other physical evidence of what happened? Any scrapes or bruises or dirt on the shins or anything? Painful rectum? Penis detached? I suspect you went for a walk, came home, then had a bad dream. Muscle soreness is a sign of old age. The whole "then I woke up in my bed" part makes it sound like a movie plot, though. Why would you remember walking away but not walking home?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 07:34 |
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Did alien guy mention getting probed? Just wondering. Asking for a friend.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:43 |
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Was it this confession thread or another one where the op thinks their uncle/relative was involved with the Chicago Tylenol murders? Anyone remember a follow up to that? Maybe it was an en thread. I hope genitals were applied to in any case.
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 05:40 |
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someone repost the bug warrior please my searches haven't prevailed. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Apr 3, 2021 |
# ? Apr 3, 2021 06:26 |
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The wife and her gal pals are chugging the pills for sure
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 08:27 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Was it this confession thread or another one where the op thinks their uncle/relative was involved with the Chicago Tylenol murders? Anyone remember a follow up to that? Maybe it was an en thread. I hope genitals were applied to in any case. It was in this PYF thread somewhere. The FBI looked into it but didn't find anything, if I am remembering it correctly. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631148
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blight rhino posted:someone repost the bug warrior loquacius posted:About sixteen years ago, I was a biology major and pre-med student in college. Unfortunately, I was also in a crosswalk at the same time as a delivery van speeding to beat a red light. I was severely injured and lost consciousness for two weeks. While I was in the coma, I had an extremely vivid dream. I dreamed I was living in a fantastic jungle populated entirely by giant insects, and the only way I could survive was by crafting a knife and a spear, and then hunting massive armored beetles the size of school busses with horns and spikes and turning their shells into wicked cool looking RPG fantasy armor. Taking down giant blue and purple moths and turning them into hang gliders to explore the world. Climbing up inside giant hollow trees to hunt glowing scorpions.
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 14:27 |
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I call bullshit. What kind of weeb fights the sacred Beetles of Tinax with a spear?
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 14:56 |
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Desert Bus posted:It was in this PYF thread somewhere. The FBI looked into it but didn't find anything, if I am remembering it correctly. She posted a handful more unrelated posts in 2014, then two unrelated posts in 2019, and that's it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 19:50 |
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Splicer posted:Option 1) talk to your wife (boring) Option 6: cut your dick into pill-sized bits and put those in the sleeping pill bottle
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# ? Apr 3, 2021 20:55 |
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quote:I used to write confessions a few years back about my lowkey drinking problem. I'm doing a lot better now and while my relationship with alcohol will always be complicated I'm learning to heal. So thanks to those of you who actually read and responded to my confessions. That's all that's in the queue at the moment. At least it's positive? Congratulations, goon! Stay on the mend.
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# ? Apr 7, 2021 22:56 |
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I wonder if road rage goon is still road raging or if he road raged on someone with a gun and got capped after trying to run them off the road.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 00:44 |
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a mysterious cloak posted:Option 6: cut your dick into pill-sized bits and put those in the sleeping pill bottle
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 11:09 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My favorite thing is how oblivious cat owners are to how bad their home smells. Cats smell better than dogs close up, but a cat house 99% of the time smells a ton worse than a dog only house unless you are ultra-diligent about cleaning tge shitbox, and goons arent exactly known for diligence and general hygeine. The baby powder + ammonia + doodoo smell of cat houses is gross. That's my contribution to the thread I'll take the "white people in the rain" dog stink any day
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 12:32 |
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quote:So, I'm about 75% sure I have just stumbled onto one of my wife's friends' nude pics. Seems like it'd be pretty hard to tell your wife about this without addressing the extent of your, uh, research. I'm not sure being fine with your porn account would cover something like this. You seem to get that, though. How close are you with the guy? burial fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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If your wife is fine with your porn account, then go nuts, show her the pics/profile.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:55 |
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Take it to the grave, idiot Name a single possible positive outcome
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 04:41 |
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Be prepared to find out her husband is into the cuck thing
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I wonder if road rage goon is still road raging or if he road raged on someone with a gun and got capped after trying to run them off the road. Was this also the guy who routinely got into fights and got his rear end kicked, or am I conflating two variations on the "idiot with anger issues" theme?
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:14 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If your wife is fine with your porn account, then go nuts, show her the pics/profile. Do NOT do this, it can only damage your wife's friendship. Instead, send a message to your wife's friend on OnlyFans that says "i know u in real life " and then when you meet her for lunch, wink at her three times.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:19 |
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Blackmail her into cooking you tasty treats
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:26 |
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It's clear this started cause our confessor is looking at porn. Therefore root cause must be address. Cut your dick off
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:41 |
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quote:That's a terrible idea, even if I'm only doing it so I can verify whether it's really her. Whatever, deviant
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 08:39 |
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ante posted:Take it to the grave, idiot Yep. This. Now for fun list all the bad things that might result.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 10:02 |
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McSpanky posted:Was this also the guy who routinely got into fights and got his rear end kicked, or am I conflating two variations on the "idiot with anger issues" theme? You're probably thinking of one of r/relationships top contenders, fightman. And that makes me instantly angry.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 10:26 |
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burial posted:Seems like it'd be pretty hard to tell your wife about this without addressing the extent of your, uh, research. I'm not sure being fine with your porn account would cover something like this. You seem to get that, though. maybe just mind your own fuckin business? seems like the easiest and best thing to do you don't have to do anything except stop creeping on your wife's friend!
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 11:44 |
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“Hey honey, do So-&-So do porn?” “Uh, I’m not sure, I don’t think so” “Hey is this her?” “Whoa yeah that does look like her, drat she’s pretty cute.” “Do you think her husband knows?” “I’m sure, who do you think is taking the pix?” -how a normal couple of adults should have this conversation in 2021. Shooting nudes for cash became one of the most popular ways for women to make extra cash during the pandemic, acting like a scandalized teen about it makes you seem like a dork and a virgin.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 13:34 |
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Bust Rodd posted:“Hey honey, do So-&-So do porn?” I mean otherwise you're hiding that you've (possibly) accidentally seen one of your wife's friends naked and while the seeing isn't or shouldn't be a big deal the hiding has sitcom levels of potential blowback.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 13:50 |
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Man the relative normalization level of sex work is just the shot in the arm feshthread needed to bring back lively discussion
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 14:10 |
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Also literally every adult content platform that i know of besides reddit has a "Don't show my content in this state" setting so you can reduce the liklihood of your boss or your church seeing your stuff. Posting nudes to reddit (lol) is where you post if you're, like, secretly hoping to get caught, basically.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 14:14 |
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My take is that there's basically no way OP's wife could find out that he had seen this unless he blurts it out himself or leaves a tab open on his computer or something, so shutting the gently caress up is probably the safest course even if that means he's keeping a secret Gossip brain making its own justifications imo
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 14:17 |
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Also even if the nudes were posted publicly to Reddit where anyone on Earth could see them (so I dunno if "creeping" applies here) the fact that she covered her face in the pictures indicates an implicit desire to at least not have all her friends know about it so it's the respectful choice too
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 14:19 |
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call me old fashioned but posting naked pics of yourself for a quick buck (or even more baffling just for validation) seems kinda shortsighted nowadays, especially if you're convinced that online anonimity is still a thing I don't use reddit or stuff like onlyfans but apparently everybody is jackin it to everyone else and their neighbor and their relatives? it'd be funnier if the world and the internet weren't full of creeps
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ante posted:Take it to the grave, idiot This. Placate gossip brain by telling someone who doesn't know any of the parties involved but just likes a juicy story. Like us, except real
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