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Smythe has issued a correction as of 19:23 on May 4, 2021 |
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Shear Modulus posted:you make an account on robinhood Ugh, I made all my meme stonk gains by not being on there
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:20 |
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very nice. parallel parking or are you fancy enough to have a driveway Somebody has issued a correction as of 21:52 on May 4, 2021 |
# ? Apr 16, 2021 06:27 |
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my biggest investing regret was not buying more dogecoins lmao
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 13:12 |
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Victory Position posted:very nice. parallel parking or are you fancy enough to have a driveway irl truth i have offstreet parking but i have to move 3 trashcans to get in or out & also perform a deathstar style trench run to get in the lot
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:42 |
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i wanna live in Hollywood
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:45 |
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Impkins Patootie posted:i wanna live in Hollywood sell some coin and you too can live the dream of living in squalor for a zillion buckeroos
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:51 |
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Smythe posted:irl truth i have offstreet parking but i have to move 3 trashcans to get in or out & also perform a deathstar style trench run to get in the lot ah. the Chicago-style garage, in which every trashcan on the block is in your immediate path to and from your parking spot
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:52 |
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leaving the parking spot is easier since i can subtly crash them out of my way (shitbox car enables this lifehack)
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 18:54 |
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pushing with a car is a power move reserved for experts only
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 19:08 |
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made twos days wages overnight but won’t sell. To The Moon
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 19:13 |
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Nonsense posted:made twos days wages overnight but won’t sell. To The Moon /
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 19:17 |
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I've been blessed with whatever the opposite of a gambler's mindset is. When I think of investing/trading, all I see in my mind's eye is me opening my account to massive losses and feeling terrible about it.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 19:23 |
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Ytlaya posted:I've been blessed with whatever the opposite of a gambler's mindset is. When I think of investing/trading, all I see in my mind's eye is me opening my account to massive losses and feeling terrible about it. this is also me
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:34 |
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Ytlaya posted:I've been blessed with whatever the opposite of a gambler's mindset is. When I think of investing/trading, all I see in my mind's eye is me opening my account to massive losses and feeling terrible about it. what are you buying thats so volatile you think you could get cleaned out overnight
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:52 |
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i say swears online posted:yes. when daytrading it's important to buy in when an asset hits all-time highs. the op should have unironically bought dogecoin at its ath when this was posted and they would have profited
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:58 |
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cumshitter posted:what are you buying thats so volatile you think you could get cleaned out overnight anything. I don't enough money ever to even begin to cover a loss even if a stock sinks by like -2% basically losing just by buying in in the first place
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:00 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:the op should have unironically bought dogecoin at its ath when this was posted and they would have profited
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:07 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:the op should have unironically bought dogecoin at its ath when this was posted and they would have profited Yes, that's why that advice was given.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:11 |
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i bought like 100 bucks in doge when it was 5 cents and cashed out at like 11 and though I was an investing genius.
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:31 |
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Porpoise With A Purpose posted:i bought like 100 bucks in doge when it was 5 cents and cashed out at like 11 and though I was an investing genius. buddy if you make money, you're an investing genious
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:41 |
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im a professional trader
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 00:48 |
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Victory Position posted:anything. I don't enough money ever to even begin to cover a loss even if a stock sinks by like -2% are you buying on margin or investing your rent money?
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 00:55 |
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Nothing will stop doge
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 02:04 |
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cumshitter posted:what are you buying thats so volatile you think you could get cleaned out overnight Just like a gambler's mindset, my mindset is irrational.
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# ? Apr 17, 2021 02:17 |
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https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1383829227988873223?s=20 TO THE MOON
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 19:59 |
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The best time to buy crypto will be after the inevitable crash when everyone declares crypto dead
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 21:02 |
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I can't buy crypto because I never linked a bank to Robinhood and the only way to put USD in my Kraken is via wire. Can I do menial work for Doge?
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 21:10 |
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looks like dip is back on the menu boys
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 16:50 |
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Victory Position posted:anything. I don't enough money ever to even begin to cover a loss even if a stock sinks by like -2% That isn't how buying stock works. If it goes down in value you don't owe someone money, its simply valued less.
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:14 |
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lol if you aren't gorging on leverage and hurling it all at meme stonks
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:35 |
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Victory Position posted:anything. I don't enough money ever to even begin to cover a loss even if a stock sinks by like -2% as pookbear pointed out, you dont have to sell when the price goes down. one of the simplest ways to invest is to just buy an index fund and hold it. you would actually generate cash while doing this because it would pay dividends (and far more than you would get from leaving it as cash in the bank)
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:48 |
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cumshitter posted:as pookbear pointed out, you dont have to sell when the price goes down. one of the simplest ways to invest is to just buy an index fund and hold it. you would actually generate cash while doing this because it would pay dividends (and far more than you would get from leaving it as cash in the bank) I just do this because I'm lazy, and the dividends get reinvested I wish I had gotten buttcoin in 2013, and then magically forgot until today, and then remembered, and then also remembered my password, and also not had my e-wallet stolen, and then sold it all today
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:53 |
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i guess i can talk earnestly here without getting yelled at as much for being a class traitor capitalist i've been dca buying my way back into etfs because i liquidated like 2/3 of my portfolio in october to buy property and that didn't happen (lol ) i loving hate buying in at all time highs but i guess doing it over two months makes me want to puke less
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 20:03 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:i guess i can talk earnestly here without getting yelled at as much for being a class traitor capitalist Just #YOLO and invest it all in Dogecoin, and maybe some Cardano as a safe side investment.
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 20:30 |
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cumshitter posted:as pookbear pointed out, you dont have to sell when the price goes down. one of the simplest ways to invest is to just buy an index fund and hold it. you would actually generate cash while doing this because it would pay dividends (and far more than you would get from leaving it as cash in the bank) can you do this with Robinhood or does it have to be through a legit brokerage? I’ve seen indexes on RH but only the crazed ones.
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 20:33 |
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Nonsense posted:can you do this with Robinhood or does it have to be through a legit brokerage? I’ve seen indexes on RH but only the crazed ones. just get an account at fidelity or something, I have one and they do 0 commission trades. buy SPYX for a safe bet
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:38 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:i've been dca buying my way back into etfs because i liquidated like 2/3 of my portfolio in october to buy property and that didn't happen (lol ) oof that sux. what are you buying
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# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:40 |
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Nonsense posted:can you do this with Robinhood or does it have to be through a legit brokerage? I’ve seen indexes on RH but only the crazed ones. i dont know about robinhood but unless you want to buy crypto you should open an account at Fidelity, Schwab, TD Ameritrade, or any other mainstream brokerage. equity trades should be free and you have access to people who can actually help you with your account 24/7. from what i understand robinhood's customer service is poo poo or non-existent. Cold on a Cob posted:i guess i can talk earnestly here without getting yelled at as much for being a class traitor capitalist time in the market is what generates results over the long run. several years down the line youll be glad you bought in. cumshitter has issued a correction as of 22:55 on Apr 19, 2021 |
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Aglet56 posted:https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1268542454086750208 he announced that he was going to invest half a million on 3/23 of last year, which was the absolute bottom of the market, and somehow he still lost money day trading like assuming he bought in on 3/23 he could have thrown darts at a wall covered with random S&P 500 stocks and made money
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