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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Dareon posted:


There was also a story that millions of sex bums
They are quite explicitly sex arses

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
https://twitter.com/BoomerNiner/status/1382690487455334406?s=19

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

"auditory processing issues" seems like it would be a fun way to say "I wasn't listening"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


some plague rats posted:

"auditory processing issues" seems like it would be a fun way to say "I wasn't listening"

Auditory processing disorder

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mmj posted:

If you think the enigma at Amigara Fault and Uzumaki are hentai I really don't want to see your browser history

Nahh I was just saying that it was from the same people as the ones that brought you The Sopranos Read Hentai

https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1029047337857896450

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I know it's real?? No one makes a joke on twitter without listing all of their medical issues along with it. Have you never been like "oh I can't do that, I've got muscular interruption disorder and it's making me sit down and not help"?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

ponzicar posted:

I think they do it on purpose. Anyone working that kind of job is allowed to make their own fun imo.



It's just the opposite of the "Share a Coke with Soandso" advertising.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/prolejacketgape/status/1382860043675181057

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MarineShitposts/status/1382339050674147334

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/boneysoups/status/1382833068516507648

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

some plague rats posted:

I know it's real?? No one makes a joke on twitter without listing all of their medical issues along with it. Have you never been like "oh I can't do that, I've got muscular interruption disorder and it's making me sit down and not help"?

That's not the point of the tweet. The account is dedicated to outreach and awareness about ADHD, in case that wasn't clear from the name. She's not making a joke about using her condition as an excuse not to do something.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1382747507265048584

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/ekakisamurai/status/1382297546295451648?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/TomLumPerson/status/1382162240850264065

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Still providing lols months later

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/Cambert123/status/1370005089453236232?s=19

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Platystemon posted:

Still providing lols months later

obv he was right, we should have rushed it because it was going to be hosed up anyway

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



:yeeclaw:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


And as my follow up point, my client was also clearly on a Mission From God.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There’s eleven hundred and six miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

I knew someone who intentionally mispronounced peoples’ names if he didn’t like them, which is assuredly what is happening here

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Stereotype posted:

I knew someone who intentionally mispronounced peoples’ names if he didn’t like them, which is assuredly what is happening here

The Don Lemon one is especially hilarious because it's both spelled and pronounced exactly like the loving fruit.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/lindseaux/status/1382822826370084864

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/hoosteen/status/1382951560913817600

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/caitlin__kelly/status/1382667143787991042

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LtTyroneGothrop/status/1382907932535230464

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


https://twitter.com/milkinhisbag/status/1382791232477364230?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


zoux
Apr 28, 2006


haha

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Kno/status/1383001240347430912

https://twitter.com/TattooedMuppet/status/1382878348494315528

https://twitter.com/rlmcelreath/status/1382966972439261185

https://twitter.com/martinbtaylor/status/1382760553039429633

https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/1255197526174494720

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




I'm American and I'm not either. Sometimes I wish I lived in one of those places where people are overall sullen and untalkative, like Germany

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

so turns out training a bot on a Swedish Super Smash Bros. player produces some drat good comedy. first time I have seriously wondered if it's a bot, but it's either that or one of the best and humblest jokesmiths of our generation

https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1338898647010992128
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1308428605102403588
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1377334687174029317
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1357762861997711366
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1351597292441235456
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1306637019553071107
https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1301926560291852290

I'll keep future bot posts to the PYF procedural content thread, since that's what that thread was made for. Just thought y'all would appreciate this one

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Gonna :goonsay: a bit at this, but the most current etymology makes this not particularly tautological, since each of those words has a unique connotation; "Torpenhow" basically means "hill with a rocky outcropping at the top". And "Torpenhow Hill" as a place name didn't exist until the post they're quoting - the village of Torpenhow is built on the side of a hill, but the hill itself just didn't have a name. (Several online mapping services have added that name in reference to the now-famous post, which is apparently somewhat confusing to the people who live there.)

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Stereotype posted:

I knew someone who intentionally mispronounced peoples’ names if he didn’t like them, which is assuredly what is happening here

He's doing it because those people aren't white and Tucker Carlson is a white supremacist.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



deoju posted:

He's doing it because those people aren't white and Tucker Carlson is a white supremacist.

Yes, the kicker at the end of the video is that Tucker called out Joe Biden for mispronouncing Goebbels.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004


Can someone explain this? What am I looking at?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

letthereberock posted:

Can someone explain this? What am I looking at?

A loving CHUD.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

A loving CHUD.

Best known for
1) Gamergate
2) Getting owned by ants

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

steinrokkan posted:

Best known for
1) Gamergate
2) Getting owned by ants

3) Writing a column called "Incel Corner" on Milo Yiannopoulous's website and then getting stiffed on payment

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darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
The one funny thing Milo Y ever did was hiring IMC to write a column for his site, then publishing it tagged under Incel Corner and not paying him for any of them.

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