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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Big City Drinkin posted:

Has it been suggested yet that someone buy Nathen an account or is that too poop-touchy? I mean you know he’d post.

Please don’t do that.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
imagine four Doobs on the edge of a cliff

this plan works the same way

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Empty Sandwich posted:

imagine four Doobs on the edge of a cliff

They all fall off, and their corpses stack up at the bottom, piled high.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
imagine four doobs on the edge of a cliff. they all float away. gravity plum give out

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

His business model is acquiring outdated comedic touchstones of popular culture, so he might end up buying this place.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://twitter.com/arabiolosis/status/1382781520478371848?s=19

Edit- Nathen has so much going on I never know if he's starting a new thing or going back to an old thing or what.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

He's just entergaging himself

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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DON'T YOU POINT AT ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Big Cow Lasagna

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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quote:

Garfield's world's 1st Big Cow lasagna is made of 100% semolina with 5 layers of cheeses with Ricotta, 5 layers of Garfield orangy secret sauce & 4 layers of ground minced beef. Rich in fiber, protein, Vitamin B. Made in kitchen by GarfieldEATS

orangy secret sauce

ORANGY

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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:thunk:

I would like to speak to the manager.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The Nathen writes feels to me exactly like those gibberish spam emails and placeholder websites composed by algorithms.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

orangy secret sauce

ORANGY

Big Cow lasagna (french word for lasagne) ... from the KITCHEN

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If you told me Nathen was a malfunctioning prototype android I'd loving believe it.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1382373545657909249?s=20

Well then.

Edit: Is it considered touching the poop if the poop invites you to touch it?

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 16, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Do you really want Nathen to know your phone number?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Do you really want Nathen to know your phone number?

Unfortunately, he already has it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Ah Rabio Lossis..." I say quietly, nodding, then looking at myself in a mirror.

Yes. I AM ready for this. Ah Rabio Lossis will do me good, I think. Like rain on dry ground. This process will be like electrolysis. Except instead of my eyebrows and nipples, this will fix my soul.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

Unfortunately, he already has it.

Are you he poster who tried to order Big Cow Lasagna from the States?

Listen there, bud, the website stated it VERY CLEARLY that Nathen was only shipping to Toronto, yet you decided to abuse the system and basically almost scam Nathen into sending a whole lasagna over the border. Do you know the penalty for smuggling pasta dishes from Canada? you should consider yourself lucky that he only called you instead of giving your personal details to the feds.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

What's that new poo poo Nathen be selling?
Big Cow
Big Cow, Big Cow
Pass it over here, then
Big Cow
Big Cow, Big Cow

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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steinrokkan posted:

Are you he poster who tried to order Big Cow Lasagna from the States?


Yes.

quote:

Listen there, bud, the website stated it VERY CLEARLY that Nathen was only shipping to Toronto, yet you decided to abuse the system and basically almost scam Nathen into sending a whole lasagna over the border. Do you know the penalty for smuggling pasta dishes from Canada? you should consider yourself lucky that he only called you instead of giving your personal details to the feds.

I was hoping he would make an exception for me as I was in desperate need of entertagement.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
It’s pretty lol that the website let you order to a place they wouldn’t deliver to (and not even close).

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Duckman2008 posted:

It’s pretty lol that the website let you order to a place they wouldn’t deliver to (and not even close).

Yeah, that's mostly why I did it. It let me enter my address down to the country and state so I figured "roll the dice and see what happens". It even quoted me a shipping cost. Ended up being like ~$50 USD shipped.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Frank Frank posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1382373545657909249?s=20

Well then.

Edit: Is it considered touching the poop if the poop invites you to touch it?

https://smsreceivefree.com/ if anyone desires to see what happens without giving a real number.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Dry ice is being hoarded by the meddling vaccine distributors, preventing big cow lasagna from shipping cross border! Tell your congressman to end this fake #plandemic and support #farm2plate #entergagement #youngsmallbusinessowners #young #youth

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Do we think Nathen realizes that “unedited” and “uncensored” mean two different things, and one is much less complementary for a published work?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Frank Frank posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1382373545657909249?s=20

Well then.

Edit: Is it considered touching the poop if the poop invites you to touch it?

Wait, his twitter is really @ Nathe Mazri?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Wait, his twitter is really @ Nathe Mazri?

It should have been @bigcowlasagna but alas...

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Was Nathen's thought process

A "This lasagna is for people who eat like big cows (like Garfield) and are proud of that!"

or B "We put beef in this lasagna. Beef comes from cows. It's big... if only one person eats it. Big Cow Lasagna."

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I think big cow was a character from us acres.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

my dog died im sad posted:

I think big cow was a character from us acres.

well then where does big cow figure into the scooby doo pantheon smart guy!!!

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
I thought it was Scooby’s big cow lasagna

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Game Master Anthony EATS.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

reignofevil posted:

https://twitter.com/arabiolosis/status/1382781520478371848?s=19

Edit- Nathen has so much going on I never know if he's starting a new thing or going back to an old thing or what.

Why is he still wearing the Garfield suit?



SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

Was Nathen's thought process

A "This lasagna is for people who eat like big cows (like Garfield) and are proud of that!"

or B "We put beef in this lasagna. Beef comes from cows. It's big... if only one person eats it. Big Cow Lasagna."

C "Cows are big."

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
"D-don't have a Big Cow, man"- Shaggy

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Skellybones posted:

Why is he still wearing the Garfield suit?

Maybe it's the only suit he owns

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
No he has the purple one doesn't he?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Weka posted:

No he has the purple one doesn't he?

There have been a couple pictures where we’ve suspected Photoshoppery based on the “Garfield whisker” lapels still being present.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1383143557377196034

Not gonna lie I have found myself humming that tune to myself while cooking.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It’s like a Eurovision entry that couldn’t even make the semi finals.

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