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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I only listen to everything but hip-hopera and coperauntry.

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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I just learned that Roxanne is by The Police, not the Rolling Stones like I've thought my whole entire life.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

packetmantis posted:

I just learned that Roxanne is by The Police, not the Rolling Stones like I've thought my whole entire life.

Had you heard Roxanne before now? Or the Stones for that matter?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


You'll know it's a Police track when they repeat the song's title about 47 times in the outro.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
That's as bad as when I realized Dio isn't the band that did Tom Sawyer.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


packetmantis posted:

I just learned that Roxanne is by The Police, not the Rolling Stones like I've thought my whole entire life.

Don't worry, was sinking beers with a mate who constantly goes on about living in London and knows British music. He hosed up by saying Dire Straits was Australian. Really...WTF

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Don't worry, was sinking beers with a mate who constantly goes on about living in London and knows British music. He hosed up by saying Dire Straits was Australian. Really...WTF

I’ve heard a lot of people think Dire Straits is American, which is funny because they’re so much less popular here than in their home country.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The best thing to, indirectly, come out of Dire Straits is Where's Me Jumper? by Sultans of Ping FC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmZZBJQAKM

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Henchman of Santa posted:

I’ve heard a lot of people think Dire Straits is American, which is funny because they’re so much less popular here than in their home country.
They sound very american, bitching about your lovely retail job, while some dude makes a million to pluck a few chords

Anyway the riff in that sing is absolutely killer



fizzymercury posted:

That's as bad as when I realized Dio isn't the band that did Tom Sawyer.

How in the gently caress?

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Every time I heard the song I'd wonder why it didn't sound anything like Dio.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The best mixup in this thread remains the Pantera/Coldplay guy but that is pretty bizarre.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
I learned just a few days ago that Mr Blue Sky isn't a Beatles song, but that mix-up seems pretty common at least.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
ELO's whole thing was "what if The Beatles but with strings"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The older you are the more likely you are to have bands all mixed up because there was simply nowhere to check this stuff before the internet.

Same with song lyrics.

We used to have huge arguments as kids about that, now it's a google search away.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Get this: books existed.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

packetmantis posted:

I just learned that Roxanne is by The Police, not the Rolling Stones like I've thought my whole entire life.

The Steve Martin film?

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Get this: books existed.

No poo poo, sherlock, but you'd have to go to the library to find it, or buy it from a store or whatever which is kinda hard to do sometimes like when you're hanging out in the evening and the libraries and stores are closed, and also might be too much trouble for a random thought that popped into your head.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Get this: books existed.

A friend and I once spent and entire high school football game arguing about what country Mati from Captain Planet was from, I like my smartphone and google

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Taeke posted:

No poo poo, sherlock, but you'd have to go to the library to find it

No we had books at home.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Henchman of Santa posted:

The best mixup in this thread remains the Pantera/Coldplay guy but that is pretty bizarre.

The best mixup is usually "rented Leaving Las Vegas for date night. meant to get Honeymoon in Vegas, whoops."

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





FreudianSlippers posted:

The best thing to, indirectly, come out of Dire Straits is Where's Me Jumper? by Sultans of Ping FC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmZZBJQAKM

This just gave me flashbacks to the mid 90s when there was an irish language version of this track - the main lyric was "fan nóimead, cá bhfuil mo geansaí". (Wait a minute, where's my jumper)

It was so weird because speaking fluent irish is not really very common at all, so why the hell did a novelty song generate an obscure language spin off??

There was a little bit of a spate of irish language novelty songs at the time - one I remember was mostly in english but made Hi-larious use of the word 'focail', which means 'word' but is pronounced 'gently caress'll'.

You can guess what the song was like.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I need to find the Irish version of Where's Me Jumper.

Not really from that era but the Gaelic version of I Wanna Fight Your Father is imo superior to the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNFfDirBE6w

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The older you are the more likely you are to have bands all mixed up because there was simply nowhere to check this stuff before the internet.

The Internet is half the reason we have bands mixed up thanks to early P2P programs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

The Internet is half the reason we have bands mixed up thanks to early P2P programs

Wait are you telling me Weird Al didn't do the Star Wars Copacabana parody?!?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Henchman of Santa posted:

The best mixup in this thread remains the Pantera/Coldplay guy but that is pretty bizarre.

Memory lane.

bongwizzard posted:

So for some reason I have been conflating Coldplay and Pantera for years now. Like, I somehow thought Coldplay was like a Pantera side project or something.

Then I read something mocking Coldplay as "mom rock" and I was really confused and finally looked them up.

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC26XpXjSVw

Is not

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEIMDbZ32_k

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

The Internet is half the reason we have bands mixed up thanks to early P2P programs

Remember when System of a Down did the legend of Zelda theme???

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Captain Monkey posted:

Remember when System of a Down did the legend of Zelda theme???

I thought that was Dr Demento

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

The Internet is half the reason we have bands mixed up thanks to early P2P programs

all I know is I got a special edition of Numb, originally by Linkin Park, performed by some obscure band named Sapphire Worm, and it was the worst song I ever heard

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wait are you telling me Weird Al didn't do the Star Wars Copacabana parody?!?

Oh man literally every parody song was Weird Al.

The best thing was the Kazaa days when broadband speeds were still like 1 megabit down and 256K up, and you’d spend all day downloading a movie and it would be the wrong one.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hardcordion posted:

I learned just a few days ago that Mr Blue Sky isn't a Beatles song, but that mix-up seems pretty common at least.

It's a very Beatles-y song

quote:

The song's arrangement has been called "Beatlesque",[6] bearing similarities to Beatles songs "Martha My Dear" and "A Day in the Life"[7][8] while harmonically it shares its unusual first four chords and harmonic rhythm with "Yesterday".[9]

quote:

AllMusic's Donald A. Guarisco considered "Mr. Blue Sky" a "miniature pop symphony" and a "multi-layered pop treat that was a pure Beatles pastiche", saying that "the music divides its time between verses that repeat the same two notes to hypnotic effect a la 'I Am the Walrus' and an effervescent, constantly-ascending chorus that recalls". Guarisco also pointed other references to the Beatles such as "the staccato bassline recalls the chorus of 'Hello Goodbye' and pounding piano lines and panting background vocals recall the midsection of 'A Day in the Life'".[14]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Blue_Sky

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dross posted:

Oh man literally every parody song was Weird Al.

The best thing was the Kazaa days when broadband speeds were still like 1 megabit down and 256K up, and you’d spend all day downloading a movie and it would be the wrong one.

Porn Roulette

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

FreudianSlippers posted:

I need to find the Irish version of Where's Me Jumper.

Not really from that era but the Gaelic version of I Wanna Fight Your Father is imo superior to the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNFfDirBE6w

Appreciated the mini Gaeilgeoir derail here.

The real mind-blower is that Wheatus recorded a version of "Teenage Dirtbag" phonetically as Gaeilge for some reason.

Yeah, it sucks poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl5YckA1wiM

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Dross posted:

Oh man literally every parody song was Weird Al.

The best thing was the Kazaa days when broadband speeds were still like 1 megabit down and 256K up, and you’d spend all day downloading a movie and it would be the wrong one.

Black sheep lol

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Get this: books existed.

Right, of course, the big book of What Band Sang That Song. I can still remember it sitting by the door, freshly delivered, piled up on top of the What Are The Lyrics To Every Song, the Who Was In Pantera Anyway, and the Yellow Pages.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hyperlynx posted:

Right, of course, the big book of What Band Sang That Song. I can still remember it sitting by the door, freshly delivered, piled up on top of the What Are The Lyrics To Every Song, the Who Was In Pantera Anyway, and the Yellow Pages.

Oh, we put it in the you know bookcase.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

Right, of course, the big book of What Band Sang That Song.

Oh I love those books!
https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Recorded-Sound-2-Set/dp/041593835X/ref=sr_1_2

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.


Only $450! And you’d have to know it existed in the first place in order to buy it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dross posted:

Only $450! And you’d have to know it existed in the first place in order to buy it.

Yeah, you just bought the Book about Books. Simple!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Humphreys posted:

Yeah, you just bought the Book about Books. Simple!

Another beloved favourite

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