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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:wink:

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

poo poo on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll poo poo on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear those farty squeaks
When I'm beneath your basted cheeks
You blow me away

poo poo on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll poo poo on your face and let my love be truly
Life can be fine if we both poo poo in time
If we poo poo on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away

What song is this

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Apes actually have very small penises. Like, even Gorilla's have 2 inches, max.

Humans have the largest penis ratio amongst the primates.

I've been trying to find that David Attenborough(?) video where he boasts that his dick is bigger than a gorilla's while sitting next to one and now my search history must look all kinds of messed up.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Small boast

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec posted:

Apes actually have very small penises. Like, even Gorilla's have 2 inches, max.

Humans have the largest penis ratio amongst the primates.

We're also one of the few primates without a baculum. Gorillas, chimps, bonobos, oranges, even gibbons have em, but when we bone, it's boneless.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Milo and POTUS posted:

What song is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dax_tnZRExc

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

mrpwase posted:

John Wayne was a Nazi
He loved you to poo poo on his chest

Ok, now I have heard about Der Fuhrer having this particular predeliction.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

A friend of mine from High School literally met two girlfriends during various mental health stays.

Exciting is an understatement.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

caredresser? is that you?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Tsaedje posted:

That's clearly not a granny smith either

You're actually right. It was later revealed to be a toaster.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Desert Bus posted:

caredresser? is that you?

How dare you call me Australian!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




It's the tuba / sousaphone that really sells it

Ancient content:

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Apr 19, 2021

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

hazardousmouse posted:

great, now I have to jerk it to BDSM porn from now on, thanks justifiably angry AI

Sure. From now on

Johnny Aztec posted:


Humans have the largest penis ratio amongst the primates.

Leave me out of this please

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



When my wife asked if we could eat out after her doctors appointment, I don't think this is what she had in mind.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

I'm at the gynecologist. I'm at the restaurant. I'm at the combination gynecologist restaurant.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Home of the Smear and Schmear Deal

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Its like one of those seafood places where you can bring in a fish for them to cook, but not like that at all

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Well I hate to eat and run

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Its like one of those seafood places where you can bring in a fish for them to cook, but not like that at all

byov

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stirrin’ Up good eats for over 40 years!

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

You might even say we just ate vagina, and it's in our stomachs right now.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'll take a to go box

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Don't get the cottage cheese

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Don't get the cottage cheese

Is the mac and cheese fine?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Blue waffle breakfast special

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Monsters. All of you.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to speculate that you'll want some styrrup with those waffles

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Zil posted:

Is the mac and cheese fine?

I don't know but it sounds pretty good.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Talk about cervix with a smile

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Don't get the cottage cheese

And the baked goods are far too yeasty.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The food was way too spicy, gave me cramps

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment

iwentdoodie posted:

Talk about cervix with a smile

5++++

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Itching to try the crabs.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

iwentdoodie posted:

Talk about cervix with a smile

:boom:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

PainterofCrap posted:

It's the tuba / sousaphone that really sells it

Ancient content:



Hello, I'd like to lodge a complaint. This picture aged me and now there's kids on my lawn and it makes me angry.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cocaine Bear posted:

I'll take a to go box

With a speculum on the side

iwentdoodie posted:

Talk about cervix with a smile
jesus wept.

I have to give you all props for dancing round the sandwich offerings

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
Well sure, everyone knows they serve tacos there.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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