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Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

BUG JUG posted:

Welcome home Arsenal Las Vegas.

The Gunners really does suit the USA

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Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

best ray parlour (RIP) thread since Jozy failed to score

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:31

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Azhais posted:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1384586718611918852?s=19

Gonna tweet furiously at Elon Musk to buy the club.

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

BUG JUG posted:

Welcome home Arsenal Las Vegas.

Arsenal LV rhymes with FC

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fancy stats: Sep 9, 2009; A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

Azhais posted:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1384586718611918852?s=19

Come on Arsenal!

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The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Every team that declared it was swapping out its CL silverware for ESL trophies should have those titles revoked.

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

TotalHell posted:

Perfect

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://mobile.twitter.com/svertelney/status/1384588625275494406

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

dex_sda posted:

they're staring into the face of punishments still. the reputational damage is immense and none of the current owners will be allowed to make decisions in UEFA governing bodies. they clogged their money spigot with their premature ejaculation

sounds like an impressively dumb time to sell

presumably those punishments will be tied to the club, not the owner? So whoever buys it will be in position to demand a steep discount considering the recent damage done.

This is like the inverse of Frank McCourt, which is pretty remarkable.

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CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

trem_two posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/svertelney/status/1384588625275494406

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jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

TotalHell posted:

Mods. Gang tang please

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Crayfish: May 7, 2009

blasting this on repeat and loving every moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxqmAxDlYU

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:34

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

bawfuls posted:

sounds like an impressively dumb time to sell

presumably those punishments will be tied to the club, not the owner? So whoever buys it will be in position to demand a steep discount considering the recent damage done.

This is like the inverse of Frank McCourt, which is pretty remarkable.

Frank Mccourt also now owns ... Marseille, I think, and the fans don't like him at all

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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

bawfuls posted:

sounds like an impressively dumb time to sell

presumably those punishments will be tied to the club, not the owner? So whoever buys it will be in position to demand a steep discount considering the recent damage done.

This is like the inverse of Frank McCourt, which is pretty remarkable.

Again. This isn't america. This isn't how the normal world works.

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Redczar: Nov 9, 2011

Azhais posted:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1384586718611918852?s=19

Imagining billionaires literally making this face :qq:

is doing good things for me

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:36

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Crayfish posted:

blasting this on repeat and loving every moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxqmAxDlYU

they should pay this at the funeral

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

only if he can get London to pay for it, he's not going to use his own money for that

he just built a $5B NFL stadium in LA which only hosts 16 games a year

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Frank Mccourt also now owns ... Marseille, I think, and the fans don't like him at all

indeed he does, and despite this he hasn't (yet) been forced to sell the team

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nutri_void: Apr 18, 2015; I shall devour your soul.; Grimey Drawer

TotalHell posted:

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Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Gunners would be a pretty good fit in the US.

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Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

mfcrocker posted:

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Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Crayfish posted:

blasting this on repeat and loving every moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxqmAxDlYU

Flashbacks to Ximelez and Minanda

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:39

Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Rad Valtar posted:

Gunners would be a pretty good fit in the US.

I already made this very easy joke at the top of the page :colbert:

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

TotalHell posted:

YESSSSSS

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Ultra League 64

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the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Can't believe the selfishness of legacy fans

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

TheRat posted:

Again. This isn't america. This isn't how the normal world works.

oh my bad I forgot that Capitalism isn't now a globe-consuming system eating away at all our social and political institutions while also destroying our lived environment regardless of national borders

you're right it's a uniquely American problem, don't worry about it you'll be fine over there I'm sure

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

4/20 loving delivers this year

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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Azhais posted:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1384586718611918852?s=19

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Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

TotalHell posted:

always been a fan of this - ever since 21/04/18

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Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

bawfuls posted:

sounds like an impressively dumb time to sell

presumably those punishments will be tied to the club, not the owner? So whoever buys it will be in position to demand a steep discount considering the recent damage done.

This is like the inverse of Frank McCourt, which is pretty remarkable.

Can you also leave like the other american rats fleeing their sinking ship

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Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

Azhais posted:

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1384586718611918852?s=19

Scenes when it's Mike Ashley lmao

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Slotducks posted:

Scenes when it's Mike Ashley lmao

Lol

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Slotducks posted:

Scenes when it's Mike Ashley lmao

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Flayer posted:

Can you also leave like the other american rats fleeing their sinking ship

nah i'm going to continue gawking at the car-crash because it is tremendous content, just as your gangtag indicates you gawked at our political shitshow last year

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:44

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

bawfuls posted:

oh my bad I forgot that Capitalism isn't now a globe-consuming system eating away at all our social and political institutions while also destroying our lived environment regardless of national borders

you're right it's a uniquely American problem, don't worry about it you'll be fine over there I'm sure

Post about football

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the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Lost opportunity for mum and the vicar to righteously run with the hooligans I suppose this is a net good but I'm not sure.

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goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

A bunch of chancers try to break away and implode spectacularly almost immediately, half the people they thought would come didn't and half of those that didn't bailed immediately, where have I heard this song before...

https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1384593506073710604

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ozmunkeh: Feb 28, 2008; hey guys what is happening in this thread

bawfuls posted:

oh my bad I forgot that Capitalism isn't now a globe-consuming system eating away at all our social and political institutions while also destroying our lived environment regardless of national borders

you're right it's a uniquely American problem, don't worry about it you'll be fine over there I'm sure

you're doing great so far. just keep posting, we're all really proud of you.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 20:44

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

TotalHell posted:

gonna get this uploaded lol, gimme a day and I'll hand em out to the super posters

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Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

this has been an absolutely amazing *checks watch* 48 hours

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