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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I wouldn't mind being 30 again

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

emfive posted:

I kind-of doubt $1800 is really a $400K house, because you have to figure in tax and insurance and random poo poo that breaks.
    /
:corsair:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Hatebag posted:

I think you guys need to work out more and sit in chairs less, no judgemo

i think it's this. I'm on my feet and running around and moving constantly at work. I never worked an office job.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Gods_Butthole posted:

You got worms my guy.

Or has the metabolism of Flash

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Chard posted:

demon cracker nation

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Real talk, I'm jealous. Can't eat like I did no more :(

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
:mad:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Reality Protester posted:

more worms than man

:twisted: and :evilbuddy:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gods_Butthole posted:

Real talk, I'm jealous. Can't eat like I did no more :(

ride biek

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
*discards the husk of buddykins, revealing a 139 lb cocaine butterfly*

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bilirubin posted:

I wouldn't mind being 30 again

i'd just waste it like I did the first time

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
oh wait i forgot i do cocaine too lol that is also probably a huge factor

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

skaboomizzy posted:

i'd just waste it like I did the first time

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Hatebag posted:

I think you guys need to work out more and sit in chairs less, no judgemo

That actually probably is it lol. gently caress I remember walking every where in college, or biking. No wonder I could eat so much and stay slim!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LgfyUeFlzw

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Buddykins posted:

oh wait i forgot i do cocaine too lol that is also probably a huge factor

the real answer is that you're on your feet and running around at work all the time

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Buddykins posted:

oh wait i forgot i do cocaine too lol that is also probably a huge factor

Lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

oh wait i forgot i do cocaine too lol that is also probably a huge factor

that was the secret, yes

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buddykins posted:

oh wait i forgot i do cocaine too lol that is also probably a huge factor

you're going to age about as gracefully as Dr. Rockso

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
buddykins hook me up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

wait this dork advertises himself as a "skater?" lmao

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

emfive posted:

I kind-of doubt $1800 is really a $400K house, because you have to figure in tax and insurance and random poo poo that breaks.

I’m talking about straight payment not including maintenance . Just look at this Zillow for a house in Grand Rapids. That’s with 20% down with taxes and insurance included.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

:haibrow:

Gotta dig that sucker out of the garage soon before the smoke shows up.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

I kind-of doubt $1800 is really a $400K house, because you have to figure in tax and insurance and random poo poo that breaks.

Google says $300K.

quote:

With a $1,800 payment and $0 down you can afford a maximum house price of $300,826 with these loan terms.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Flavius Aetass posted:

the real answer is that you're on your feet and running around at work all the time

seriously, this is it. I move around fast because it keeps my mind running and me on my toes, even sober. If i'm not sweating during a busy shift, i'm not working hard enough

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
buddykins is going to leave a beautiful corpse and well all be jealous

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

oxsnard posted:

wait this dork advertises himself as a "skater?" lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KTwkart_U8

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I dont know how you all sit at computers all day. I would lose my mind

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

emfive posted:

I kind-of doubt $1800 is really a $400K house, because you have to figure in tax and insurance and random poo poo that breaks.

With a down payment yeah

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

This would work well as a trap hook.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

I turn 30 in a month. I haven’t been able to properly digest anything for 7 years. Can wait for the colostomy bag to be installed. Also I developed a beef???? allergy, didn’t know that could happen but when I eat it I poo poo my brains out for an entire day.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Idk if coke is going to make you skinny. Look at chris farley or rob ford, or crack pillowman

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

ex post facho posted:

buddykins hook me up

come to D-town friend

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm 40. It's okay

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I bet none of you even skateboard :smug:

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

radical meme posted:

Google says $300K.

yeah that sounds more reasonable. A 300k house is a nice rear end house though. Especially if you live somewhere that isn’t stupid.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1384680703858782208?s=20

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

im 34 and feel old

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Buddykins posted:

I dont know how you all sit at computers all day. I would lose my mind

Why do you think we're here?

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Buddykins posted:

come to D-town friend

I'm banned from dicktown

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