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Malleum posted:lithium ion battery fires are self-sustaining because they create their own oxygen, so smothering it does nothing the future is beautiful
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Apr 18, 2021 22:59
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Milo and POTUS posted:I always knew Nick Cage was going to save us all Custom printed masks to fool the cams. 
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Apr 18, 2021 23:43
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Uh, as far as that cat is concerned, this is very much in the wrong thread
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Apr 18, 2021 23:45
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yeah that just seems like a utopia tbh
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Apr 18, 2021 23:52
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achewood TV show looking good
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Apr 19, 2021 00:26
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more falafel please posted:achewood TV show looking good Watch out for them Magreaux Dogs. 
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Apr 19, 2021 02:44
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Volmarias posted:Uh, as far as that cat is concerned, this is very much in the wrong thread I bet the dog thinks differently though
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Apr 19, 2021 02:46
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Millions of Canadians had no cell phone service all day because of *checks notes* a software update. https://about.rogers.com/news-ideas/a-message-from-jorge-fernandes-chief-technology-officer-at-rogers/ quote:We have identified the root cause of the service issues and pinpointed a recent Ericsson software update that affected a piece of equipment in the central part of our wireless network. That led to intermittent congestion and service impacts for many customers across the country. LOL a software update bricked our country. I guess we're just lucky it was a swedish company and not a chinese company, I can only imagine the shitstorm if it had been a chinese software update. (They say "intermittent" but many customers are saying we had no service at all for about 9 hours.) Which lead to emergency services putting out helpful tweets like this: https://twitter.com/PeelPolice/status/1384123126095573000 Fun times.
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Apr 20, 2021 01:34
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Facebook Aunt posted:Millions of Canadians had no cell phone service all day because of *checks notes* a software update. Lol, can't wait to die due to a wacky series of events that start with a burned out coder flipping a sign.
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Apr 20, 2021 01:56
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Gods_Butthole posted:Lol, can't wait to die due to a wacky series of events that start with a burned out coder flipping a sign. Pushed back on rectifying the defect because all people with the condition are already dead, so there should be no issue going forward. Instead knocked out highly requested font highlighting issue for v21
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Apr 20, 2021 03:52
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https://twitter.com/Beschizza/status/1383956491619631106?s=19
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Apr 20, 2021 09:24
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What a disgusting article/headline and gently caress Amazon forever.
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Apr 20, 2021 12:06
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https://twitter.com/oliviasolon/status/1384582517424943104?s=20
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Apr 20, 2021 20:54
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patient privacy is a joke anyway all colonoscopies should be public information, the full goatse
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Apr 21, 2021 03:00
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i scream inside my heart
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Apr 21, 2021 03:11
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Private Cumshoe posted:patient privacy is a joke anyway all colonoscopies should be public information, the full goatse I mean if someone wants to make a 3d rendering of my rear end than yeah go for it.
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Apr 21, 2021 03:12
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Honestly, I would be far more upset with someone sharing images of the outside of my rear end than the inside. At that point, it's just general anatomy.
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Apr 21, 2021 03:17
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Volmarias posted:Honestly, I would be far more upset with someone sharing images of the outside of my rear end than the inside. At that point, it's just general anatomy. wikicolon will identify you in a heartbeat.
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Apr 21, 2021 03:20
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shaming the human rear end in a top hat is counterrevolutionary
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Apr 21, 2021 03:20
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Inceltown posted:wikicolon will identify you in a heartbeat. I guess more power to you, the inside of my colon isn't really something I have anything to be ashamed about?
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Apr 21, 2021 03:23
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Volmarias posted:I guess more power to you, the inside of my colon isn't really something I have anything to be ashamed about? Fw: FW: Fw: LOOK AT THIS GUY'S SIGMOID HAHAHAHA (edit: OMG it's TOTALLY Volmarias, just look at that sacral plexus)
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Apr 21, 2021 04:19
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gently caress.
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Apr 21, 2021 04:20
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Volmarias posted:Honestly, I would be far more upset with someone sharing images of the outside of my rear end than the inside. At that point, it's just general anatomy. Has your rear end been described as "yeah, it's nice"?
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Apr 21, 2021 04:24
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Volmarias posted:Honestly, I would be far more upset with someone sharing images of the outside of my rear end than the inside. At that point, it's just general anatomy. Did you get rear end implants or something I couldn't parse this??
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Apr 21, 2021 04:28
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 lol at “carefully remove the speaker grilles”
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Apr 21, 2021 05:14
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Teslas are designed to kill the occupants in a crash so there's no one left alive to contradict Musk when he gets on Twitter an hour later and says the logs say autopilot was disabled and also the occupants were doing PCP at the time of the accident
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Apr 21, 2021 05:19
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Removing the speaker grilles (safely)
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Apr 21, 2021 05:31
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“Go to Mars they said! What could possibly go wrong?” https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1384733893228646403
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Apr 21, 2021 06:41
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Private Cumshoe posted:patient privacy is a joke anyway all colonoscopies should be public information, the full goatse Literally a King Of The Hill episode.
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Apr 21, 2021 06:45
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smellmycheese posted:“Go to Mars they said! What could possibly go wrong?” why would you be split on this subject? there's only one thing to do that makes sense; fry that fucker up
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Apr 21, 2021 07:15
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smarxist posted:why would you be split on this subject? there's only one thing to do that makes sense; fry that fucker up What if the alternatives are dead crew members or a live accompanying Elon Musk
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Apr 21, 2021 07:17
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The Oldest Man posted:Teslas are designed to kill the occupants in a crash so there's no one left alive to contradict Musk when he gets on Twitter an hour later and says the logs say autopilot was disabled and also the occupants were doing PCP at the time of the accident Reminds me of how the Sheridan tank got a better reputation than the Patton after Vietnam, because if the Sheridan got hit by an anti-tank rocket it would explode and kill everyone inside. On the other hand, there were lots of Patton survivors talking about how much it sucked when their tank got lit on fire.
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Apr 21, 2021 09:23
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The Oldest Man posted:What if the alternatives are dead crew members or a live accompanying Elon Musk You just know that Musky is just gagging for the opportunity to eat some peon and get away with it to brag about it to his twitter followers
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Apr 21, 2021 09:27
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 "Oh no, it appears the rocket has malfunctioned. I am forced to consume one of you for my own survival." "What do you mean? The diagnostics program shows no malfunction-" "Sounds like we have our first volunteer."
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Apr 21, 2021 10:00
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Why would you? You are dead either way. Unless you talked about it with the other astronauts beforehand. Would make more sense to just have a suicide pact if there was no chance at rescue.
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Apr 21, 2021 14:48
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Chamale posted:Reminds me of how the Sheridan tank got a better reputation than the Patton after Vietnam, because if the Sheridan got hit by an anti-tank rocket it would explode and kill everyone inside. On the other hand, there were lots of Patton survivors talking about how much it sucked when their tank got lit on fire. Abraham Wald having a conniption
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Apr 21, 2021 14:51
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Fried Watermelon posted:Why would you? You are dead either way. Unless you talked about it with the other astronauts beforehand. Would make more sense to just have a suicide pact if there was no chance at rescue. yeah, i think downing a suicide pill is better than eating a corpse and then dying anyway because help could never possibly reach me in time.
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Apr 21, 2021 16:00
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Seriously like just have an orgy, do all the drugs in the med bay, and then go for a walk without a helmet and get to be the first people who have ever really seen the stars with their naked eyes or whatever. I'm not gonna eat the mechanic and then starve to death a month later anyways.
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Apr 21, 2021 16:14
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quote:a contingency plan is devised in which all but one of the crew members would commit suicide. Their bodies would become a food source for the remaining crew member. 
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Apr 21, 2021 16:26
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seems like creating a culture where eating human flesh is sometimes permissible could have wider negative ramifications than just the cost/benefit analysis of one acute event
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